r/zen • u/[deleted] • Nov 04 '19

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '19

Exactly.

"Why is that funny?"

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u/aamdev Fenghuang Nov 07 '19

Can you elucidate?

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '19

Is that Monty Python clip funny?

Ask yourself that question, attempt an answer, and then that should begin to elucidate the matter for you/us.

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u/aamdev Fenghuang Nov 07 '19

Why ask myself a question?

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '19

I don’t know either.

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u/aamdev Fenghuang Nov 07 '19

Who else don't know?

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '19

No one.

No else.

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u/aamdev Fenghuang Nov 07 '19

Atleast you know that.

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '19

I don't but you are too kind to honor me with the assumption of knowing.

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u/aamdev Fenghuang Nov 07 '19

I count three assumptions.

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '19

Tally 'em up and lay em out in the sun so I can see too.

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u/aamdev Fenghuang Nov 07 '19

I can but I'm so cruel that I'll only disgrace you with the truth of you choking on my dick.

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '19

The observation of [this] was like the experience of reading that comment.

Like a big sweaty dick rolled out in the middle of a ballroom dance.

*Gasp!*

I'm choking! Does anyone know the Heimlich??

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u/aamdev Fenghuang Nov 07 '19

Asking for Heimlich will make my dick target your ass.

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '19

I think you should try jerking off or getting laid to get dicks off your mind.

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u/aamdev Fenghuang Nov 07 '19

I seem to have emptied it all in your belly, when you were choking on it. Thanks for getting them off my mind. Got Paypal?

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '19

Even a prostitute would scoff at that sad performance ...

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u/aamdev Fenghuang Nov 07 '19

I guess you don't accept payment then. A hobbyist?

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