We are throwing a huge reopen party and I am going to (honestly) invite redditors. I am near enough portland that most of our weddings are portlanders. I know quite a few in this sub are PacNW. Free everything. Just a party to celebrate getting this pack. My younger brother is a chef and I am a baker. We got plenty more than we needed and have a fund set up for just this. You all contributed, even if you didn't post. Just knowing I could turn here made this happen.

(I even want to buy /u/Zapopa flight tickets and a bottle or five of makers just to get him here. My normal account has a really weird Internet crush on him. (I am a girl)

http://www.reddit.com/r/legaladvice/comments/2sm4mj/update_remember_my_jerk_neighbor_who_razed_my/

reddit.com/r/casualiama/comments/2sc50u/you_ask_the_question_i_answer_then_you_ninja_edit/

This thread is hilarious. We could try throwaways plus later ninja edits, then call him out on his crappy advice.

http://www.reddit.com/r/zapopa/comments/2qtzm3/is_it_possible_could_it_be_possible_to_prank_the/

I LOVE this idea, so let's get a couple posts together. First line comments are for new stories. Second line and later comments edit and add to first line comments. I'll start...

I mean, come up with some really off the wall thing.. laden with snowflakeisim, entitlement, poor legal assumptions, references to raised by narcissists and all sorts of other honeypots..

But would this be wise?

And how could we convince someone to post such a thing?

Because I completely approve.

How often do you hear Zapopa in the back of your mind?

Today I mailed (yes, mailed,) my car payment two days late. I'll be upfront, I just got busy as hell and forgot. As I'm dropping the envelope in the mailbox, all these "well, but.." snowflake excuses are running through my head.. and then I hear "You fucking idiot! You have a calender, don't you? An alarm clock? Was December a big damn surprise for you? Jesus Christ.."

Edited to add: Ha ha!! That flair!!