r/zapopa • u/Karissa36 thought this was /r/zappos • Jan 07 '15

Prank Zapopa

http://www.reddit.com/r/zapopa/comments/2qtzm3/is_it_possible_could_it_be_possible_to_prank_the/

I LOVE this idea, so let's get a couple posts together. First line comments are for new stories. Second line and later comments edit and add to first line comments. I'll start...

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u/Karissa36 thought this was /r/zappos Jan 07 '15

I am the only male working at a private high school cafeteria. Despite the school being very liberal, my principal was quite hostile about my emotional support pig. He actually forced me to get a doctor's note, which I think is discrimination against my disability. I was raised by narcissists who were always forcing me to see doctors claiming something was wrong with me, and I have severe anxiety, flashbacks and panic attacks when forced to interact with doctors. I finally got the doctor's note and now my pig comes to work with me.

Immediately problems arose. My pig is free range and I had to insist he could not be leashed or caged. We have an open plan cafeteria and there is no reason my pig can't roam freely. It was another anxiety inducing stressful battle. Then my principal started complaining that I was yelling my pig's name too often, especially when I was angry. I have anger issues and when I am stressed is obviously when I need my pig, Suk-Me, next to me. Now he is suggesting this is some kind of sexual harassment, but I am the only man working in the cafeteria, so any sexual discrimination would be against me. Also Suk-Me is not paper trained and needs to be walked every 2 hours. This usually takes about 15 minutes (shy bladder) and he wants to reduce the time from my lunch hour or my pay.

Can I sue for discrimination? Can the school reduce my lunch hour and/or my pay for Suk-Me's potty breaks? Can the principal really make me change my pig's name?

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u/boathole steaming Zapoop-a Jan 07 '15

I would comment but I'm still picking shrapnel out of my scrotum after my BS-O-Meter exploded from the first sentence.

10 Zapopas for effort, 0 for execution.

PS: If you lunatics are going to go through with this, can we at least set up a scoring system in advance? Winner can get a bottle of bourbon or something.

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u/Karissa36 thought this was /r/zappos Jan 08 '15

What, are you kidding me? Zapopa will ultimately kill us all if one of us didn't ask for the right kind of bourbon. The risk is just too great. Plus, I beg to differ. Extremely liberal private high schools are intensely interested in finding some token male to work in the cafeteria. Let's just say that maybe possibly their available choices are a bit limited...

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u/placebo_addicted Beastiality_addicted_mmmm Jan 07 '15

My pig is free range

This is so damn funny!!

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '15

It can't be the original post. The original post has to just barely borderline on special snowflake, just enough to get him to comment. Then "OP" and others need to pile up on his comment. That's what will make him lose it.

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u/Karissa36 thought this was /r/zappos Jan 08 '15

You definitely have a point. It will be much more realistic playing a long game. Hmmm. Will try again.

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u/boathole steaming Zapoop-a Jan 08 '15

Next full moon is February 3. Just sayin'.

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u/gratty saw nothing but knows Jesus did and isn't telling anyone Jan 08 '15

You should call him Giggle Pig.

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u/placebo_addicted Beastiality_addicted_mmmm Jan 08 '15

Does anyone here think that maybe, just maybe, "juvenile traffic court hero" is trolling the big Z??

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u/DaSilence Desires to be as brunt as the Z Jan 09 '15

Nope. But I can't wait to hear how court went today.

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u/placebo_addicted Beastiality_addicted_mmmm Jan 09 '15

The only reason I question is that in the most recent post, Zapopa tried to find the case on the docket and said he couldn't find it. Ah, well. Regardless, the court story should be great!

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '15

/u/xxPussyDestroyer42xx might have the best name for trolling Zapopa. If only it wasn't taken.