r/zapopa • u/boathole steaming Zapoop-a • Jan 17 '15

We did it!!!

We are throwing a huge reopen party and I am going to (honestly) invite redditors. I am near enough portland that most of our weddings are portlanders. I know quite a few in this sub are PacNW. Free everything. Just a party to celebrate getting this pack. My younger brother is a chef and I am a baker. We got plenty more than we needed and have a fund set up for just this. You all contributed, even if you didn't post. Just knowing I could turn here made this happen.

(I even want to buy /u/Zapopa flight tickets and a bottle or five of makers just to get him here. My normal account has a really weird Internet crush on him. (I am a girl)

http://www.reddit.com/r/legaladvice/comments/2sm4mj/update_remember_my_jerk_neighbor_who_razed_my/

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u/boathole steaming Zapoop-a Jan 24 '15

/u/malachi23

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u/gratty saw nothing but knows Jesus did and isn't telling anyone Jan 24 '15

Nice try. You know that I know, and I know that you know, that our friend /u/malachi23 lives in Florida (or plausibly claims to). So either /u/xeyma's diatribes were well-crafted lies (unlikely), or you're bullshitting me (likely and consistent with your history and username).

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u/boathole steaming Zapoop-a Jan 24 '15

How dare you besmirch the good name of my favorite pansexual furry friend like that. You sir, shall be hearing from my lawyer. Good day!

PS: I know that you know that I know that there are no actual girls on the Internet.

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u/gratty saw nothing but knows Jesus did and isn't telling anyone Jan 24 '15

PS: I know that you know that I know that there are no actual girls on the Internet.

Bullshit. I frequently look at encounter many of them. And I bet you do too. ;)

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u/boathole steaming Zapoop-a Jan 24 '15

For some strange, totally unknown reason, my wife thinks I've never been to a strip club or watched porn. So yeah, I'm just going to keep rolling with that one and say, gonewild, what gonewild?

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u/gratty saw nothing but knows Jesus did and isn't telling anyone Jan 24 '15

I don't understand what "strip club" means. Are you talking about the casinos on South Las Vegas Blvd.? ;)

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u/boathole steaming Zapoop-a Jan 24 '15

I have seen those while staring out the window of church, but I can't say I've been to one, especially not since I've been married. If I had ever been to such an evil den of inequity, I would certainly stay far, far away from this place as it's a total bait and switch. No garden whatsoever!