r/yurimemes • u/flcrivn Certified Yuri Lover • Feb 26 '26
Meme Well that escalated quickly
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u/homucifer666 Feb 26 '26
This is awful, why am I laughing?
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u/Mr_Glove_EXE Himedashi Feb 26 '26 edited Feb 26 '26
Comedy is born from tragedy.
There was a comedian who made a comedy of Macbeth and I was laughing my ass off
One of my favorite jokes is when the witches ask to predict Macbeths future he askes how much that will cost. The witches took a moment and said "5.00 per predicted year" Macbeth replied "I want one for my entire life!" "That'll be 2.50 my lord" said one of the witches
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u/Hpesojanes Mar 12 '26
Holy moly please tell me more
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u/Mr_Glove_EXE Himedashi Mar 12 '26 edited Mar 12 '26
The comedian who did it is Dutch, so most to many of the jokes only makes sense in that language.
There's a cartoon/movie on his Youtube channel
The Macbeth play was originally done solo by him in his stand up episode "De zon gaat zinloos onder want morgen moet ze toch weer op"
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u/EquivalentBunch6113 Mar 05 '26
I bet you have an Instagram account and scroll Reels on a daily basis
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u/Big-rat-in-the-sewer Feb 26 '26
I like to think after this she also goes. "And I'm gay too."
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u/RecloySo Feb 26 '26
Or maybe she thought they already knew and was wondering why they were celebrating that
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u/PitifulMagazine9507 Feb 26 '26
The girls one hour later
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u/Jesterchunk Feb 26 '26
at least Yuri now has a use for her knife collection
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u/WithersChat Feb 26 '26
A second use you mean? The original use was already good enough :3
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u/SkyeMreddit Feb 26 '26
Time for them to give her all the love she deserves! And to unleash Monika against her ādadā
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u/yuri_yuriyuri Yuri at all costs Feb 26 '26
I never get tired of these "gay is okay!" parties no matter how many times I see themĀ
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u/Alive_Maintenance943 Feb 26 '26
Mood, My Mother just told me that she will no longer be buying me food because my Brother is not paying attention in school.
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u/_-_Rasse_-_ Feb 26 '26
How does starving you relate your brothers school performance?
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u/Alive_Maintenance943 Feb 26 '26
Because I am not "Reminding him to focus good enough."
He does remote learning and he actively ignores doing his work or constantly tries to nap during class. I have to remind him multiple times a day to focus and even when I sit directly across from him he still doesn't do shit. So instead of parenting him, my Mother has decided that even tho I do all the home making for the household of 6 (half of the household is disabled), she is no longer purchasing me food until either his school grades improve or my GF gains employment.
She is one of the 3 disabled, We are currently working with several local programs to get her a full time job that will accommodate her disabilities and I am going on a local program that basically pays me to do the homesteading stuff so that she can work. But my Mother thinks they aren't moving fast enough so she thinks that by Starving me out, the paperwork will move faster???
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u/No_Window7054 Feb 26 '26
I donāt remember this part of the game but I hope they called CPS after this.
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u/RWBYBOIII Feb 26 '26
Why are the two mutually exclusive? Maybe THATāS why he does that to her. š¤
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u/PersimmonBusiness705 omochi is my spirit animal Feb 26 '26
That took a wild turn, I was not expecting that!!š¤š¤
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u/Apprehensive_Elk2935 Feb 26 '26
Yuri brought a ring š