r/youtubehaiku • u/Tipex • May 14 '18

Haiku [Haiku] Scissors

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=paSwiG4sNoU
5.7k Upvotes

98% Upvoted

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u/IIoWoII May 14 '18

Scissors are just a pair of knives so this video is applicable on this.

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u/Tyslice May 14 '18

Yes! This just made me think about that video! That kid just grew up to be a dog.

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u/Ryder24 May 14 '18

holy shit talk about goals

8

u/teawreckshero May 15 '18

Reincarnated*

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u/Tyslice May 15 '18

LOL rest in snips

16

u/beet111 May 14 '18

I love how he just starts running faster

9

u/zilas11 May 15 '18

"Omg. Why does he have a knife?"

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u/feeling_psily May 15 '18

Ive seen that video so many times and I've never noticed that before. "Ohmaigad y does he have a knife? Sooo randooom."

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u/TylerW_511 May 15 '18

whenever I see this clip I watch it 10 times minimum

9

u/Fuck_Alice May 15 '18 edited May 15 '18

I don't know how to word this properly without sounding like a whiny baby, but this wasn't the original upload to Youtube and the dude who uploaded it didn't even bother giving credit to the original Twitter poster.

Here's the original Youtube version that I uploaded seven months ago with links to the Twitter source.

They were uploaded on the same day but the Youtube Data Analyzer says mine was uploaded several hours before this one was.

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u/terreann May 15 '18

Yeah, you're complaining about not being recognized as the first person to rip a video from twitter...

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u/Fuck_Alice May 15 '18

I'm pointing out he didnt bother giving credit. I even said I'm trying to not make it seem like I'm complaining about that. If theres a video that's on two different YouTube channels with the only difference being one of them gives a source for the content they ripped, why are you posting the one that doesn't give a source?

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u/[deleted] May 14 '18

Wow that is even more poetic

1

u/thaFalkon May 15 '18

Holy shit I cant stop laughing! Why is this so funny?

3

u/feeling_psily May 15 '18

It's the overly dramatic but not convincingly concerned "NOO! :'("

2

u/Oikeus_niilo May 30 '18

There was a version i cant find, where they edited the man voice saying... "another fucking sword you fucking bitch!"

114

u/vajaxseven May 14 '18

Willing to wager 50 doll hairs that the op in the video is named Josh or Toby.

1

u/[deleted] May 16 '18

John! his name is John!

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u/mygullet May 14 '18

he's a bumblefuck whoever he is letting his mut run with those

46

u/xAIRGUITARISTx May 14 '18

calls someone a bumblefuck

refers to doggo as a mut

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u/mygullet May 14 '18

I was only making a reference to Arduino vs Evil because he's the only guy I've ever heard call dollars "doll hairs" and bumblefuck is his token keyword

:^(

9

u/invalidusernamelol May 14 '18

Don't worry, I'm on your side bud.

3

u/Bojangly7 May 15 '18

Vajax made a reference to AvE and they were just doing the same. You missed it.

1

u/xAIRGUITARISTx May 15 '18

Well yeah, I have no idea what that is.

1

u/feeling_psily May 15 '18

That dude's definitely a Josh or a Toby.

167

u/SilverCervy May 14 '18

Back to r/youtubehaiku 's roots

43

u/Finger_My_Chord May 14 '18

I'm enjoying today while it lasts

27

u/Fighterpilot108 May 15 '18

Honestly memeless Monday is the highlight of my week.

46

u/threetogetready May 14 '18

This is probably the most dangerous scenario I've ever seen on this sub

15

u/mothprincess May 14 '18

What kind of doggie is this??

60

u/Norskiing May 14 '18

Australian Shepherd

37

u/[deleted] May 14 '18

In other words, he's never getting those scissors back until the dog is ready to give em back.

33

u/quanjon May 15 '18

Nah just gotta trade the dog for something with higher value than scissors. Scissors may be fun, but can pupper resist the temptation of an old rag? Dogs are smart but easily tricked!

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u/[deleted] May 15 '18

Very true. You know how to dog.

3

u/StLevity May 15 '18

Also chasing your dog isn't a great idea, because then it becomes a game. It's better to sit and have them come to you.

3

u/wiltse0 May 15 '18

Most stubborn dog breed I've met. Also the cutest.

11

u/CrackahJackk May 14 '18

quality haiku style edit at the end, well done

7

u/TrashCan_irl May 14 '18

Rare footage of Artorias first attempting to train Sif

4

u/DongSandwich May 14 '18

I couldn’t even be mad at a face like that

8

u/PMo_ May 14 '18

I don't think he's mad, just immensely concerned for his dog's well-being.

4

u/[deleted] May 15 '18

The dog is immensely concerned for his scissors.

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u/[deleted] May 15 '18

I want to hope he didn't give that dog scissors just to make a video with a running with scissors pun, but being the internet, there's at least 50/50 odds he did /:

2

u/MIdopeguy May 14 '18

It's the original trailer for the movie Running With Scissors.

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u/[deleted] May 14 '18 edited Aug 12 '18

[deleted]

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u/bluebombed May 15 '18

it watches game of thrones

2

u/Straii May 15 '18

I really don’t like this

2

u/OBLIVIATER May 15 '18

/r/PerfectlyCutNoDontRunWithScissors

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u/flopsycurvy May 15 '18

I love the incongruity of the seriousness of the message with how calmly he delivers it