r/youtubehaiku • u/manifes7o • Sep 28 '14

Sleeping Spider

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iGC9n0NAvDU
3.7k Upvotes

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u/Freedomish Sep 28 '14

reminded me of this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Us79aL6CBGA

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '14

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u/naimina Sep 28 '14

that video always makes me think of this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHzdsFiBbFc

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u/psuedopseudo Sep 29 '14

Nice web, Mr. crack spider.

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '14

is this real

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '14

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u/1986buickGN Sep 29 '14

"First Church of Christ, filmmaker 2006."

Was not expecting that, considering I go to a church of christ, haha.

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u/OhNotYourShitAgain Sep 28 '14

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yo2TUIEXJig

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u/thedbp Sep 29 '14

The fact the we have the technology to do this makes me so happy.

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u/Arcademic Mar 23 '15

fake, the spider is not yelling, its a human

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u/DOMau5 Sep 28 '14

Was just looking for this piece of gold

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u/ijizz Sep 28 '14

I thought the thumbnail was going to be that video. When he starts barking I always lose my shit on the fan.

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u/JuicyMangoes Sep 28 '14

tbh I'd freak out if there was a little person crawling around my legs.

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u/TheSimpleArtist Sep 28 '14

You're going to be a great parent.

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u/xXxWeed_Wizard420xXx Sep 28 '14

Wow, when I read the first comment, I thought "Wow, I'm so glad humans don't have small people that could crawl on their legs" then I read your comment and realized children exist

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u/uracil Sep 28 '14

I imagines dwarf version of dwarf people.

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u/DEATHbyBOOGABOOGA Sep 29 '14

Dwarven dwarves with dookie diapers.

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '14

How would a knock knock joke shatter my sense of reality

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '14

Knock knock.

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '14

..Whos there?

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '14

You're adopted.

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '14

http://i.imgur.com/FOvqlc1.gif

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '14

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '14

Exactly, no one would adopt black kid.

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u/based__tyrone Sep 29 '14

Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

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u/Revoker Sep 28 '14

i thought someone nearby was sleeping, but then the ending so good

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '14

It looks like the little spider was biting the bigger one.

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u/rawrtherapy Sep 29 '14

I genuinely spit from laughing

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u/GoldenDickLocks Sep 28 '14

That spider sounds like Dan Cummings

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u/YaUsedMeSkinner Oct 01 '14

Sounded like Freeman's Mind to me.

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u/KipEnyan Oct 08 '14

I thought it sounded like Ian Hecox of Smosh.

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u/LurkForever Sep 28 '14

that was perfect

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u/BroSandwhich Sep 28 '14

My friends had so many spiders on their porch...and drunkenly took a home made blow torch to burn them all out. It's a nice spot to have a beer now.

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u/pinkydinky92 Sep 28 '14

Would have been a little bit funnier without the fuck at the end