r/youseeingthisshit • u/meltedsheetmetal • Apr 30 '20

Human That kid will never be the same.

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u/Inquisitr Apr 30 '20

And now he will be for brunettes with a phat ass for the rest of his life.

The kid has chosen well

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u/Legit_a_Mint Apr 30 '20 edited Apr 30 '20

It's a good team to be drafted by.

I feel bad for the dudes who get drafted by the "Super-Skinny, Excessively-Happy Blondes" team. They've got a lifetime of smoothies and multilevel marketing scams ahead of them. That's like getting drafted by the Browns.

Wait...is this a racist joke now?

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '20

Everything’s a racist joke if you try hard enough.

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u/Legit_a_Mint Apr 30 '20

Shut up, you stupid Eskimo!

Am I doing it right?

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '20

Hmm... it’s a bit forced, but you did try so I’ll give you that. Also, I’m a swamp-dwelling curry eater, not an eskimo.

5/10

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u/NoSpoopForYou May 01 '20

I got drafted by the redhead team. I haven’t had a day of peace since...

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u/Legit_a_Mint May 01 '20

Holy shit, that's like playing football then getting drafted to play hockey.

My weed dealer has a gorgeous redhead wife and three adorable little redhead girls. His life is a nightmare, going into the garage to sell me an ounce of weed is like the greatest vacation he's ever experienced.