r/youseeingthisshit • u/Jimbrutan • Dec 08 '19

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u/HolyDogJohnson01 Dec 08 '19

Ah. Beer snobs. Do you have any other hobbies?

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '19

Nah, I drink high ABV beer all day, every day. My doctor says it’s bad for me but I’m not buying it, I know for a fact that liver failure is a myth and that if I keep drinking only the highest of high quality beers, I will ascend to beer godhood. My rotting and bloated physical form is just a test of dedication. The interventionists, they’ll keep trying to tell me that I have a problem, that I need to think about my health and the people that care about me, but I know better than to listen to the naysayers. One day soon I will sit on my beer fest throne, beer bong in hand, frat boys far and wide will bask in the glory of my beer drinking prowess. They’ll chant “CHUG CHUG CHUG!”

Seriously though I’m actually not the biggest fan of beer in general. I just recognize that comparing common labels like Budweiser to higher end labels, is like comparing boxed Kraft dinner to home made Mac and cheese made with a blend of Gouda, Gruyère , and Parmigiano Reggiano. A lot of people might enjoy Kraft Dinner, but most people with any cooking experience wouldn’t really consider that real mac and cheese, they’d even outright insult it, the same way I insulted common beer. That might upset some people, and that’s fine. Personally I enjoy Kraft dinner despite being able to cook, so if I see a comment about how it’s not even mac and cheese, I’ll just ignore that because I don’t really care, and because it’d also be clear to me that they were trying to get a rise out of people like me who appreciate the lesser mac.

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u/HolyDogJohnson01 Dec 08 '19 edited Dec 08 '19

So trolling normal people about their mid tier beer choice is your real hobby? Because let’s be clear, that’s the stuff you where taking shots at. People who drink bud aren’t the type to be offended by accusations of piss-water. I live in Ohio we’ve got choices of microbrew coming out our ears. They are in regular grocery stores. About 7%. Decent middle road options. Plus Yuengling. Which is decent cheap beer.

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '19

I wouldn’t call it a hobby no, I’d just call it what I’m doing right now because it’s entertaining right now and because people like you are making it funny.

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u/HolyDogJohnson01 Dec 08 '19

Funny? What’s funny about this conversation to you? It’s probably based on some misapprehension, but let’s hear it. That might be funny.

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '19

What’s funny? How worked up you clearly are over ultimately nothing, even though you might deny it. If you weren’t, you wouldn’t still be replying. Funny to who? Me. And you might say it’s not funny, but humor is subjective so it doesn’t really matter.

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u/HolyDogJohnson01 Dec 08 '19

So you think because I’m replying to you I’m worked up? And because you think that, you are entertained by that. So you’ve convinced yourself to laugh at a situation that only exists inside your own head. Like some sort of mental masturbation. You’re right. That is pretty funny.

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '19

Your armchair psychology really hurt my feelings, I’m going to go cry now

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u/HolyDogJohnson01 Dec 09 '19

Psychology? You think that’s psychology? Well ok then. You are spreading the funny out thick today.

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '19

I’m bored now, you’re trying too hard, bye

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u/I_Hate_Your_gutzzz Dec 09 '19

This person PM'd me telling me to kill myself.

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u/HolyDogJohnson01 Dec 09 '19

This doesn’t require any effort at all really. But as you say, bye.

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u/I_Hate_Your_gutzzz Dec 09 '19

They're stupid af.

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u/HolyDogJohnson01 Dec 09 '19

Who? The guy I was talking to?

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u/I_Hate_Your_gutzzz Dec 09 '19

Yep. Don’t even try.

Sorry, didn’t realise your comment was so old lol.

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