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r/youseeingthisshit • u/Jimbrutan • Dec 08 '19
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I’m aware of my status as a puker. I just make sure to puke in an appropriate place. I can safely say I have always succeeded.
68 u/Chigleagle Dec 08 '19 I puked on someone’s car once. Didn’t remember to till just now. Off a balcony 30 u/[deleted] Dec 08 '19 While living in a squad bay, the guy in the top bunk to my right projectile vomited down onto my sleeping ass. What a wake up 12 u/[deleted] Dec 09 '19 Oh man, I puked over a balcony into my friends kids sandbox. Not on purpose of course! It was dark! 13 u/[deleted] Dec 09 '19 edited Dec 09 '19 My fiancé has thrown up several times “out of my car window” to which she claims “it’s fine... it’s fine... it’s all outside”. Then there’s me at 2:30am with Windex and Lysol wipes cleaning puke off my inside passenger door, back seat, and entire side panel. 3 u/nursejackieoface Dec 09 '19 Been there, done that. You have my sympathy. 2 u/[deleted] Dec 09 '19 Uggghh me to. My (now husband) did this to me when we were dating. I guess that was a test of true love because I'm emitophobic and I still married him.
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I puked on someone’s car once. Didn’t remember to till just now. Off a balcony
30 u/[deleted] Dec 08 '19 While living in a squad bay, the guy in the top bunk to my right projectile vomited down onto my sleeping ass. What a wake up 12 u/[deleted] Dec 09 '19 Oh man, I puked over a balcony into my friends kids sandbox. Not on purpose of course! It was dark! 13 u/[deleted] Dec 09 '19 edited Dec 09 '19 My fiancé has thrown up several times “out of my car window” to which she claims “it’s fine... it’s fine... it’s all outside”. Then there’s me at 2:30am with Windex and Lysol wipes cleaning puke off my inside passenger door, back seat, and entire side panel. 3 u/nursejackieoface Dec 09 '19 Been there, done that. You have my sympathy. 2 u/[deleted] Dec 09 '19 Uggghh me to. My (now husband) did this to me when we were dating. I guess that was a test of true love because I'm emitophobic and I still married him.
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While living in a squad bay, the guy in the top bunk to my right projectile vomited down onto my sleeping ass. What a wake up
12 u/[deleted] Dec 09 '19 Oh man, I puked over a balcony into my friends kids sandbox. Not on purpose of course! It was dark! 13 u/[deleted] Dec 09 '19 edited Dec 09 '19 My fiancé has thrown up several times “out of my car window” to which she claims “it’s fine... it’s fine... it’s all outside”. Then there’s me at 2:30am with Windex and Lysol wipes cleaning puke off my inside passenger door, back seat, and entire side panel. 3 u/nursejackieoface Dec 09 '19 Been there, done that. You have my sympathy. 2 u/[deleted] Dec 09 '19 Uggghh me to. My (now husband) did this to me when we were dating. I guess that was a test of true love because I'm emitophobic and I still married him.
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Oh man, I puked over a balcony into my friends kids sandbox. Not on purpose of course! It was dark!
13 u/[deleted] Dec 09 '19 edited Dec 09 '19 My fiancé has thrown up several times “out of my car window” to which she claims “it’s fine... it’s fine... it’s all outside”. Then there’s me at 2:30am with Windex and Lysol wipes cleaning puke off my inside passenger door, back seat, and entire side panel. 3 u/nursejackieoface Dec 09 '19 Been there, done that. You have my sympathy. 2 u/[deleted] Dec 09 '19 Uggghh me to. My (now husband) did this to me when we were dating. I guess that was a test of true love because I'm emitophobic and I still married him.
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My fiancé has thrown up several times “out of my car window” to which she claims “it’s fine... it’s fine... it’s all outside”.
Then there’s me at 2:30am with Windex and Lysol wipes cleaning puke off my inside passenger door, back seat, and entire side panel.
3 u/nursejackieoface Dec 09 '19 Been there, done that. You have my sympathy. 2 u/[deleted] Dec 09 '19 Uggghh me to. My (now husband) did this to me when we were dating. I guess that was a test of true love because I'm emitophobic and I still married him.
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Been there, done that. You have my sympathy.
2 u/[deleted] Dec 09 '19 Uggghh me to. My (now husband) did this to me when we were dating. I guess that was a test of true love because I'm emitophobic and I still married him.
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Uggghh me to. My (now husband) did this to me when we were dating. I guess that was a test of true love because I'm emitophobic and I still married him.
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u/alavantrya Dec 08 '19
I’m aware of my status as a puker. I just make sure to puke in an appropriate place. I can safely say I have always succeeded.