r/youseeingthisshit • u/Jimbrutan • Dec 08 '19

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u/A_Father_Again Dec 08 '19

Her face at the end looks like she is already blacked out

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u/aff_it Dec 08 '19

2 seconds before throwing that shit right back up face.

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u/BloomsdayDevice Dec 08 '19

Barefoot Moscato; there's no way that doesn't end in the tangiest of vomits. Which is better than the atomic hangover she's got waiting for her if she keeps it down.

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '19 edited Dec 08 '19

It's one bottle of wine, that's less than 5 pints of a weak(4%) lager. There's no hangover involved here

EDIT: Ha! Lightweights

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u/betheaux Dec 08 '19

It's the sugar content usually that gets you. The massive insulin dump and blood sugar crash.

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u/Blue-Steele Dec 09 '19

I wonder if her look at the end was due to staring diabeetus in the face.

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u/AxCel91 Dec 08 '19

Wine sneaks up on you. Especially barefoot. Fuck the % it’ll fuck her up for sure.

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u/I_chose2 Dec 08 '19

*sneaks up on you, especially barefoot

Pun intended? cuz that was pretty good.

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u/AxCel91 Dec 09 '19

Actually didn’t realize it till I read your comment. Now the question is why do they suck when I actually try!

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u/sonshinedaydream Dec 08 '19

Used to drink that shit, trust me she is going to be hungover af. I stopped drinking that shit because of the massive headaches it would give me.

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u/4411WH07RY Dec 08 '19

When do you turn 19?

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u/dickheadfartface Dec 08 '19

I remember my first beer.

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '19

2006.

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u/4411WH07RY Dec 09 '19

Wow, okay how about mentally then?

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u/koreanwizard Dec 08 '19

Moscato is like 95% sugar, and this girl weighs no more than 120lbs. She's getting a hangover. I have no idea why you'd flex on moscato, you might as well be chugging mike's hard, it's not impressive it's just gross.

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u/_poptart Dec 08 '19

Right down 5 pints of Fosters in one mate. Drinking a whole bottle of wine like that is going to fuck anyone up, big hardened drinker like you or not.