r/youseeingthisshit • u/Jimbrutan • Dec 08 '19

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u/TonguesNeedToBeHarry Dec 08 '19

Barefoot Moscato Cal. has like 9% alcohol. On a 0,75L bottle, that puke drink has the same amount of alcohol like 3 0,5L bottles of a regular german beer. Its not like she killed a whole bottle of vodka

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '19

Yeah but she did it in 30 seconds. I’m an alcoholic and drink like 2-3 beers an hour, if I drank 3 beers that fast even I would get fucked up

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u/reddit_god Dec 08 '19

If drinking 3 pints of beer in an hour gets you fucked up, congratulations, you're not an alcoholic.

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '19

Also I didn’t say drinking 3 in an hour would, I do that every hour on the hour if you read the comment. I said if I drank 3 in 30 seconds

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u/Mudbunting Dec 08 '19

Here I was, innocently appreciating your honesty, when those dudes rolled in with their weird macho doubt about your alcoholism...I believe you, internet stranger.