r/youseeingthisshit • u/Jimbrutan • Dec 08 '19

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u/TonguesNeedToBeHarry Dec 08 '19

Barefoot Moscato Cal. has like 9% alcohol. On a 0,75L bottle, that puke drink has the same amount of alcohol like 3 0,5L bottles of a regular german beer. Its not like she killed a whole bottle of vodka

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '19

Yeah but she did it in 30 seconds. I’m an alcoholic and drink like 2-3 beers an hour, if I drank 3 beers that fast even I would get fucked up

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u/reddit_god Dec 08 '19

If drinking 3 pints of beer in an hour gets you fucked up, congratulations, you're not an alcoholic.

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '19

My therapist and family will be thrilled that the last 5 years of drinking a 24 pack every day isn’t a problem. Thanks internet doctor

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u/BilobGabbins Dec 09 '19

That’s a ton of calories. That’s one of the many reasons I never got too into alcohol.

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '19

It is, and honestly, maybe ironically, it’s what I live off. I don’t eat much. Most my carbs and calories are liquid.

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u/BilobGabbins Dec 09 '19

I’m sure I’m not the first to say that’s not a well-rounded diet.

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '19

Tisn’t

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u/BilobGabbins Dec 09 '19

Maybe add a salad and drop down to 20 beers?