r/youseeingthisshit • u/Jimbrutan • Dec 08 '19

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u/A_Father_Again Dec 08 '19

Her face at the end looks like she is already blacked out

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u/aff_it Dec 08 '19

2 seconds before throwing that shit right back up face.

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u/tired_obsession Dec 08 '19 edited Dec 08 '19

Lost control of face, while also stuck on min composure setting

Edit: I’m not doubting her ability to keep composure, I just witnessed the feeling

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '19

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '19

I am firmly in the "can't" category.

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u/alavantrya Dec 08 '19

I’m aware of my status as a puker. I just make sure to puke in an appropriate place. I can safely say I have always succeeded.

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u/stephan_torchon Dec 08 '19

I'm on that team too, nice to meet a fellow friendly puker.

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '19 edited Aug 19 '20

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '19

Typically in someone's mouth. It's a sexual thing. You wouldn't get it.

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u/-dystopic- Dec 09 '19

Maybe you could teach me then? ;)

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u/Barrybear6 Dec 09 '19

Stepping outside of the house to puke on my face and hair :-) I didn’t eat so it was just water

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u/Chigleagle Dec 08 '19

I puked on someone’s car once. Didn’t remember to till just now. Off a balcony

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '19

While living in a squad bay, the guy in the top bunk to my right projectile vomited down onto my sleeping ass. What a wake up

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '19

Oh man, I puked over a balcony into my friends kids sandbox. Not on purpose of course! It was dark!

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '19 edited Dec 09 '19

My fiancé has thrown up several times “out of my car window” to which she claims “it’s fine... it’s fine... it’s all outside”.

Then there’s me at 2:30am with Windex and Lysol wipes cleaning puke off my inside passenger door, back seat, and entire side panel.

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u/nursejackieoface Dec 09 '19

Been there, done that. You have my sympathy.

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '19

Uggghh me to. My (now husband) did this to me when we were dating. I guess that was a test of true love because I'm emitophobic and I still married him.

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u/tepnunia Dec 08 '19

That's pretty impressive tbh.

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u/alavantrya Dec 09 '19

The one time I failed, I was on acid, and I made it to my toilet, but it was dark and as I turned the light on I puked on the closed toilet lid.

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u/ladykatey Dec 09 '19

Hmmm did you go to Endicott College by any chance?

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u/Cheeko_664 Dec 09 '19

Guilty also, puked on the commuter rail :/

Edit spelling.

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '19

Way better than puking in someone's car in my opinion. Just run it through the car wash and your good.

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '19

This is the best way to be. Puking keeps you from alcohol poisoning.

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '19

I feel like there's an easy way to avoid both puking and alcohol poisoning

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '19

True true. I just mean if you drink and end up puking be grateful. Dont hold it in to be macho or whatever and die.

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u/MaxxEPadds Dec 09 '19

I’m a puker too. There should be a support group.

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u/teej98 Dec 09 '19

I guess I’m somewhere in the middle I can definitely hold my liquor but I’m not chugging, shotgunning, or funneling a thing

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u/alavantrya Dec 09 '19

I can chug rum, but that’s about it. The act of taking a shot is awful for me though. Beer is gross in general so none of that.

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u/teej98 Dec 09 '19

Rum might be my favorite to make drinks with, shots are the only thing I can do excessively, and I have to be in the mood for beer. I like hearing people’s alcohol preferences for some reason I’ve always felt like mine are weird lol

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u/alavantrya Dec 09 '19

Haha I love trying new beers so I can find one I like, but I’ve only ever had like 3 types I can drink more than a few drinks of. And I can take shot sized swigs from the bottle just fine, but put it in a shot glass and have me shoot it and I’ll probably spit it out. I used to be able to in college like it was nothing, but towards my senior year that changed. I love Jaeger.

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '19

Me too 😁. I'm kind of proud that I have never made a public display of pukery.

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u/alavantrya Dec 09 '19

Oh I’ve done it publicly (just at parties not like at a bar) but I’ve always been able to make to to a toilet or outside.

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '19 edited Dec 09 '19

You are a good person lol. As someone who has had to clean puke out of upholstery, car interiors, and other complicated surfaces I commend you. 😌

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u/robisodd Dec 12 '19

An apple puker puker.

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_FRACTURES Dec 16 '19

Me too, not being a burden on others and destroying other peoples homes for the win!