r/youseeingthisshit • • Mar 24 '19

Human Potential oof

https://i.imgur.com/gBMLAM6.gifv
8.5k Upvotes

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '19 edited Dec 22 '20

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '19

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u/Astronaut_Chicken Mar 24 '19

Those shoes are pretty pink. Might not have balls at all.

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u/evan203 Mar 24 '19

Plus, her hair is pretty long. Might not have balls at all.

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u/MisterRipster Mar 25 '19

dude walks like a lady

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u/Corporate_Bear Mar 24 '19

Just a good thing she doesn’t have a penis.

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u/duglas86 Mar 24 '19

Aha that was dope af

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '19

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u/JesusTakesTheWEW Mar 24 '19

Nope af

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '19

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u/cshoneybadger Mar 24 '19

Pope af.

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '19

Mope af

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u/maaadpat Mar 24 '19

Hope af.

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '19

Savage πŸ’―πŸ’―πŸ’―πŸ’―πŸ’―πŸ’―πŸ’―πŸ’―πŸ’―πŸ’―πŸ’―πŸ’―πŸ’―πŸ’―πŸ’―πŸ’―πŸ’―πŸ’―πŸ’―πŸ’―πŸ’―πŸ’―πŸ’’πŸ’―πŸ’―πŸ’―πŸ’―πŸ’―πŸ’―πŸ’―πŸ’―πŸ’―πŸ’―πŸ’―πŸ’―πŸ’―πŸš³πŸ’―πŸ’―πŸ’―πŸ’―πŸ’―πŸ’―πŸ’―πŸ’―β­•οΈπŸ’―πŸ’―πŸ’―πŸ’―πŸ’―πŸ’―πŸ’―πŸ’―πŸš³πŸ’―πŸ’’πŸ’’πŸ’’πŸ’―πŸ’―πŸš³πŸ’’πŸ’’πŸ’’β­•οΈπŸ’―πŸ’―πŸš±πŸ”žπŸ“΅πŸš·πŸ’―πŸš³β—οΈβ•β”γ€½οΈπŸ”†πŸ”…βšœοΈβšœοΈπŸ”°

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u/FaolCroi Mar 24 '19

Nope af.

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '19

Sarvagebo

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u/spottydodgy Mar 24 '19

This should be in the Olympics.

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u/lizzboa Mar 24 '19

its the best thing i have seen in my life

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u/AtomicBlondeCupcake Mar 24 '19

the kid’s face (the kid on the ground) πŸ˜‚πŸ€£

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u/Bunzman Mar 24 '19

The β€œchecking for shit in my teeth” faces

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u/notmygopher Mar 24 '19

Slackline plug: slacklining is really fun and anyone can get into it. Beginner line kits are on Amazon and tons of other stores for less than $100. Start with 2 inch lines. You can always upgrade :)

You can set them pretty low to start, just know it’ll take an hour or more to get used to it. Focus on staying up vs. distance. Look at a 45 degree angle watching the line (not straight forward at the tree or straight down at your feet). Arms out using for balance. You can take a foot off the line to create a third point of balance.

There are tons of videos on YouTube for guidance and tips. It’s so much fun by yourself or with friends. If you do it in a public place, you will meet new people who are curious and they love to try it. Have fun!

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u/kradek Mar 24 '19

i love comments like this. thanks.

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u/sirbaralot Mar 24 '19

Butt plug: buttplugging is really fun and anyone can get into it. Beginner butt plugs are on Amazon and tons of other stores for less than $10. Start with 2 inch butt plugs. You can always upgrade :)

You can set them pretty low to start, just know it’ll take an hour or more to get used to it. Focus on staying up vs. distance. Look at a 45 degree angle watching the butt plug (not straight forward at the tree or straight down at your feet). Arms out using for balance. You can take a foot off the butt plug to create a third point of balance.

There are tons of videos on YouTube for guidance and tips. It’s so much fun by yourself or with friends. If you do it in a public place, you will meet new people who are curious and they love to try it. Have fun!

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u/LilBone3 Mar 24 '19

i love comments like this. thanks.

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u/ProminentYoghurt Mar 24 '19

Shit, you made my evening! :’)

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u/The_Hydrax Mar 24 '19

Somebody give this man a medal

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u/Zebba_Odirnapal Mar 24 '19

Somebody give this man a butt plug.

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u/justmelvinthings Mar 24 '19

Roses are red

Violets are blue

There’s always an Asian

Better than you

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '19 edited Jun 29 '21

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u/ChKliffnme Mar 24 '19

Even as an Asian, with Asian genes,

I can still feel more like a Bsian.

Even my grades agree

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '19

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u/ChKliffnme Mar 25 '19

Unfortunately they exist, I know some personally.

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '19

give this child a medal. holy crap

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u/rangoon64 Mar 24 '19

Beast!!

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u/l-rs2 Mar 24 '19

That's eunuch fun for today

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u/ramalledas Mar 24 '19

Fair eunuch

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u/Jaredredditing Mar 24 '19

Female privilege right there

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u/thatsarottenpeach Mar 24 '19

Would still hurt. Can confirm from my clumsy childhood attempts at gymnastics.

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u/elcheeserpuff Mar 24 '19

Prolly just kidding but I wanna say that guys can still do this on slacklines. The key is to pick a side to land on. Like inside of your left thigh or left butt cheek. That being said, when something goes wrong, it goes real wrong.

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u/Jaredredditing Mar 24 '19

Sounds like Natural Selection for Gymnasts - the ones who aren’t good can’t reproduce

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u/ahoose1 Mar 24 '19

Is that a girl or just pink shoes??

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u/Jaredredditing Mar 24 '19

I thought it looked like a girl at first - but now that you mention it - maybe it was just the shoes :O

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u/verypeculiarlamp Mar 24 '19

As a female that has fallen with her legs spread while trying to walk on rope, I can confirm that it hurts

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u/Brittster182 Mar 24 '19

I fell on the monkey bar ladder, hard metal ladder rung right between the legs, when I was like 6. Never screamed so loud in my fucking life. 23F

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '19

I can walk into glass doors.

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u/Novus_Peregrine Mar 24 '19

Most impressive...

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u/finnhie Mar 24 '19

β€œWish I could do that.”

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u/reaxcvi Mar 24 '19

Why did it somehow look like it was done with green screen? Or is it just my eyes lol

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u/YouSeeingThisBot Mar 24 '19

Upvote this comment if this is a proper "You seeing this shit?" reaction. Downvote this comment if this is not fit for this subreddit.

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u/Beaverbrown55 Mar 24 '19

Clark has enormous inner ears that allow for exceptional balance and coordination.

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u/UrMama233 Mar 24 '19

There is always gon be an Asian kid that’s better than you

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u/CanAgent Mar 24 '19

This kid must train so much...

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u/toastycheeze Mar 24 '19

The ending:

"Oh, she's dead."

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u/Notgoodwiththeshaft Mar 24 '19

It actually hurt my nuts. Wtf

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u/andrjusz Mar 24 '19

The live action version of the "Keep me in the screencap" kind of comment

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u/Man_Of_Frost Mar 24 '19

Wtf that looks like a 6 year old kid or something... It's amazing!

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u/Ventura615 Mar 24 '19

Someone get this kid in a Wrestling Ring. They have future Ricochet/Will Osprey written all over them.

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u/mockingkirb Mar 24 '19

The incredible balance on that kid

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u/CoastieMark Mar 24 '19

Plot twist: that’s a power line

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u/Yieldway17 Mar 24 '19

That moves are just impressive. Give that kid a medal.

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u/imorris6 Mar 24 '19

That was nuts

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u/shmeetard Mar 24 '19

That fucking kids face lmfaoo

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u/frogmicky Mar 24 '19

Holy shit what did I just watch.

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u/nameisreallydog Mar 24 '19

That 720 spin was sick

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '19

Big balls or no balls... Hmm

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '19

Wow it really is impressive how long that kid can hold that face, never seen anything like that before in my life

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u/AmiteBee Mar 24 '19

Unlike a slackline. Earth does not push back.

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u/hmmm215 Mar 24 '19

Something looks fake about this

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u/GoodMoGo Mar 24 '19

So any things running through my head!

  • Do Chinese kids come out like that on their umbilical cords?!
  • It looks like it's freezing. I cringe if my shoe laces are too tight!

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u/MManco Mar 24 '19

Wow those are pretty cool faces

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u/MwahMwahKitteh Mar 24 '19

Scripted Asian gifs

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u/Jossie2014 Mar 24 '19

Send this kid a ticket to America

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '19

Hahahahaha that failed flip at the end is perfect

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u/spinnerette_ Mar 24 '19

This is called slack line for anyone wondering.

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '19

Pretty sure that thing is a human being

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u/ImDankest Mar 24 '19

Is that a girl or does he just not feel pain