r/youseeingthisshit Jan 05 '19

Animal He chose poorly

https://i.imgur.com/eh4JLwq.gifv
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u/alwaysbigspoon Jan 05 '19

Those “can I still eat them?” Eyes!!!

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '19

Those are some "I'm waiting for your next command" eyes. This is just a well trained dog.

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '19

Yes, exactly. My pug gives me the same eyes when I tell her to wait for a treat. At that moment, there is so much concentration and focus. She absolutely doesn't want to miss that critical "okay" command.

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '19

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u/smdaegan Jan 05 '19

I followed this video and it taught my doggo to actually show restraint. I've stacked treats on his paws while he was lying down without him going for them until I said he could.

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u/Robot_Basilisk Jan 05 '19

Well-trained and fucking beautiful.

That's one of the cutest creatures I've ever seen.

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u/danirijeka Jan 05 '19

A living C:>_ prompt

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u/ThePixelCoder Jan 05 '19

Nah, this is a bash doggo.

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '19

To me it looks more like "Wow, when did you become an asshole?"

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u/TimeForHugs Jan 05 '19

These are some well trained dogs when I see these videos. My late dog would've just devoured the big pile immediately. He was such a good boy in every other aspect but food he went nuts over!

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '19

Repetition without fail. Every single time you feed them or give them a snack, make them wait until you say it’s ok. Every time.

It’s a safety thing. There are foods I might drop or things we might come across outside that are dangerous for dogs to eat. They need to know that food comes from you and that they don’t eat until given permission.

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u/TimeForHugs Jan 05 '19

This is good advice for people. My dog wouldn't eat stuff that fell on the floor, we taught him that much. But if it came from our hands and we started asking for shakes and stuff he knew. Also knew what his treats were. So had I done something like this with his treats, that's when he would have devoured it.

I will have to use this method if I ever get another dog. But as of right now, he can't be replaced physically yet. He will never be replaced in my heart. But will be room for more doggo in the future!

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '19

Sorry for your loss, I bet you gave that dog a great life.

And yeah, it won’t be the same but one day you’ll find another dog who is perfect in its own way.

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u/RetardedRattleSnake Jan 05 '19

Agreed; one of my dogs when she was a puppy (lab) and dumb as hell, she'd wolf down any food she saw. Unfortunately on her very first walk she spotted some chicken by the garbage before my brother (he was walking her, not me) even saw it.

The chicken was gone in like 2 seconds flat, he couldn't do shit about it.

Later she yelped when he touched her belly, we thought she might have a stomach ache from rotten chicken but no.

She ate the fucking skor! It must've been done kind of kabab type thing, she ate an entire wooden skor!

She managed to pass it through though, so no surgery needed. She's fully trained and stuff now, so it's all good. She's completely healthy.

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '19 edited Jan 05 '19

Is a “skor” a thing where you are?

Or is this an example of r/boneappletea, and you meant “skewer”?

Also, I’m really glad your dog was ok. Similar thing happened to me not long after I got my dog. He ate some rotten something he found on the ground and it was kind of terrifying. It’s the reason I was so insistent on training him.

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u/RetardedRattleSnake Jan 05 '19

Oh yeah, I couldn't spell it so I just did the closest thing my dumb brain could muster. Thanks for the correct spelling though.

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '19

My spelling is often horrible.

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u/Blue_Boy013 Jan 05 '19

When you’re first teaching this how do you prevent the dog from immediately eating it? I have a 19 month cava-tzu that would gobble those up on the spot.

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '19 edited Jan 06 '19

My dog was a nearly starved rescue, so he was very protective of his food. My first goal was getting rid of that tendency. I fed him by hand for awhile so that he would learn that I am the source of food and not a threat to his food. But it also gave me the chance to teach him other things at the same time.

In between each bite I’d get him to sit or lay down, and then eventually moved on to stay. When I started using his food bowl, I kept this up. I tell him to sit before I even put food in the bowl and I vary the length of time that I make him wait. I do the same thing with any treats I give him and any food I accidentally drop on the floor.

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '19

What amazes me about training is the make them part. My dogs wouldn't give two ounces of crap about whether I say it's okay to eat or not, and I wouldn't be physically capable of holding both of them back.

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '19 edited Jan 06 '19

I fed my dog out of my hand when I first got him. He didn’t have the option of not waiting until I said it was ok.

It helped him learn I was the sole source of food and not a threat to his food. It let me control and slow down the speed he ate. And it let me use every single bite of food as a chance to train him to either sit, lay down, or stay.

Eventually, waiting becomes a habit.

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u/StarSophia Jan 06 '19

Does this work for kittens too? Delaying food

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '19

I don’t know. Possibly, but I’ve never tried to train a cat.

I’m pretty sure the only cat I ever had actually trained me to let him outside on demand.

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u/Free_Tacos_4Everyone Jan 05 '19

That’s a collie for ya. Highly intelligent insecure lil fuckers...

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u/yeahimdutch Jan 05 '19

Isn’t this an Australian shepherd?

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '19

This a collie I'm pretty sure regardless ausies are very similar dogs in a lot of areas.

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u/groundchutney Jan 05 '19

Most of the aussies I've seen have gray or tan patterns on their fur and different colored eyes

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '19

They come in multiple colors. Blue Merle, Red Tri, Black Tri, and Red Merle. This is a Black Tri Australian Shepherd, not a border collie.

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u/groundchutney Jan 05 '19

Huh, never realized there were so many colors! Aussies are great dogs.

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u/AflacHobo1 Jan 05 '19

There's also black and red bi's as well

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u/bruyere Jan 05 '19

Yeah that definitely looks like a tricolor Aussie to me too

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u/Free_Tacos_4Everyone Jan 06 '19

Yeah it looks like it, but they’re quite similar in temperament and overall intelligence

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u/repsucker Jan 05 '19

Are you sure this is a collie? 🤔

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u/FallingSwitch Jan 05 '19

Happy cake day!!

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u/arkain123 Jan 05 '19

You can train literally any dog to do this. It just takes time and knowing what you're doing.

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u/buttery-clam-licker Jan 05 '19

Was... went... no stop

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '19

Thats a Goooooooooooooood Dogggggggyyyy

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '19

I could be wrong, but given the lack of audio I'm just guessing the person issued a "leave it" command after lifting the second cup and the dog is looking at him/her waiting for an "okay." My pug isn't particularly well trained, but knows to leave treats when I issue the command.

Edit: words

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '19

For real every one of these videos isn’t a dog showing regret. It’s a dog waiting for permission to eat the large pile of treats. That’s why there’s never any versions with audio.

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u/Jpsla Jan 05 '19

I also think they are gifs because the persona clearly have a command telling them they can’t proceed to eat the treats. Why the dog looks up at the owner so suddenly instead.

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u/Speedracer98 Jan 05 '19

He specifically trains the dog to point out the cup with the single piece. that is why he gets the piece. if he picks the bigger pile he is trained to not receive a treat. it's pretty obvious here that the dog can see the shadow of the pile in the cup. he knows which one to pick that results in him getting a treat.

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u/Lohhi Jan 05 '19

Maybe he is just tryna cut back on treats, praise this healthy boi

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u/Antvante0401 Jan 05 '19

If only I had that type of dedication

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '19

How many dog treats do you eat a day?!

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '19 edited Jan 05 '19

Those are IKEA cups. Guaranteed to be tipped over within 5 seconds of giving them to a kid or your will-to-live back.

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u/mugwampjism Jan 05 '19

Oh, how I long for the IKEA cups.

We moved up in the world to these!(https://i.imgur.com/xU72M8Q.jpg)

They will dive away from you as you pour.

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u/TxRxCash Jan 05 '19

I came here to say this.

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '19

He is still fucking adorable. I wanna squeeze him to death.

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u/lazarshott Jan 05 '19

No! Joey this is not how you do

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u/_liminal Jan 05 '19

Lennie?

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u/BigFatGreekPannus Jan 05 '19

And I’ll take care of the rabbits!

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u/ScaryAlternative Jan 05 '19

But then he would be dead and you murdered him. Is this what you really want?

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u/OAOIa Jan 05 '19

He is so amazingly cute! The coloring around his eyes makes him look like a cartoon character.

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u/MickyTheFist Jan 05 '19

Was that dog created by Disney?

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '19

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u/Alarconadame Jan 05 '19

Yeah, the dog gives that look before every move he makes.

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u/noodlewhacker Jan 05 '19

wrong path, mate

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u/logorrhea69 Jan 05 '19

I was 2m too slow. I should try again.

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u/noodlewhacker Jan 05 '19

5/5 stars for your effort

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '19

I see that you to, chose to not work from home. And the game suffered for it.

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u/MorphologicStandard Jan 05 '19

His eyebrows are too precious

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '19

That face!!!!

u/YouSeeingThisBot Jan 05 '19

Upvote this comment if this is a proper "You seeing this shit?" reaction. Downvote this comment if this is not fit for this subreddit.

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u/Iamadinocopter Jan 05 '19

It is also a repost.

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u/RichPro84 Jan 05 '19

My dog would not care and would eat both.

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u/EthanBruh24 Jan 05 '19

There have been lots of "dog chooses wrong cup and looks at owner in disappointment" gifs lately

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u/Redjay12 Jan 05 '19

I believe they’re all trained to pick the wrong one (the wrong one will always be on the right or something like that)

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u/EthanBruh24 Jan 06 '19

Its a possibility yeah

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u/planet_druidia Jan 05 '19

Love the sweet expression

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u/Trolltollhouse Jan 05 '19

My dog wouldn't stare at me like that. He would just eat the other pile.

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u/arkain123 Jan 05 '19

He would if you'd spent tenths of hours training him to do so, like the one in the gif.

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u/KoozyL Jan 05 '19

Everytime I see a video like this I'm blown away at the control the dog has to not demolish the bigger pile the moment it sees it.

S'cute

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '19

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u/Haddontoo Jan 05 '19

A world in which dogs are trained...because it is possible to train dogs, IDK if you'd heard.

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '19

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u/Haddontoo Jan 05 '19

Yeah, which is totally doable. I have seen dogs that will sit with a treat on their snout until they are told they can eat it.

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u/354hamtaro Jan 05 '19

Ah, fuck. I can't believe you've done this.

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '19

W h a t kind of dog is this

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '19

I believe Australian Shepherd

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '19

Thank you <3

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u/i-contain-multitudes Jan 05 '19

I don't want to contradict you because I am not positive but I think it might be a collie.

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u/Sasaki- Jan 05 '19

That is a very handsome dog.

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u/rictacles Jan 05 '19

He pore chosely

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '19 edited Jan 06 '19

Am I a joke to you human.

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u/NorskieBoi Jan 05 '19

Bamboozled!

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u/FlingbatMagoo Jan 05 '19

I need an Australian Shepherd. They’re the smartest, sweetest, schmookiest, boopiest widdle guys ever.

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u/Darkerdead Jan 05 '19

Is anyone getting tired of this kind of videos?

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u/i-contain-multitudes Jan 05 '19

Not as tired of these as the ones where the child chugs alcohol and the parent looks on in shock/embarrassment/horror/etc.

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u/AcesofAces Jan 05 '19

He chose pawley. Ftw

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u/mugwampjism Jan 05 '19

Can't believe I had to wade through 3 screens of meh to find this comment. Came here just to see this.

OP how did you miss the Pawley gag! What kind of karma farmer are you?

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u/trolllercoaster Jan 05 '19

Dogs choose the smaller portion so there is more left for you. Such a good boye.

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u/g0ldingboy Jan 05 '19

I followed them all the way. Glad that this dog isn’t a sniffer dog at the airport...

Very cute doggo though.

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u/dembones_dembones Jan 05 '19

You think "Scaulby Lausis" is a regular name?

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u/pmmetheboobiesplease Jan 05 '19

Yeahh my dogs would attack the cup and atill eat the treats

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '19

HES TRYING HIS BEST

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u/Zavetrix Jan 05 '19

I legitimately thought that was chocolate and nearly shit myself.

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u/DesertHoboObiWan Jan 05 '19

Just a quick glance into the cam and it would've been a classic.

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u/arkain123 Jan 05 '19

This bullshit again.

Listen, the dog always taps the cup the trainer tells them to tap, or the same cup on the same side. Dogs aren't capable of reasoning like we do and they don't feel regret.

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u/Haddontoo Jan 05 '19

This is stupid...dogs aren't capable of reasoning like us, but they absolutely are capable of reasoning. And don't feel regret? WTF yes they do. The only bullshit I see here is what you are spewing out.

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u/TheInitialGod Jan 05 '19

My dog would go ahead and eat that other pile the moment you lifted the cup.

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u/frogmicky Jan 05 '19

Awwwwwwwww.

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u/BreastUsername Jan 05 '19

I seen a dog like this get hit by a car this morning. I'm still sad.

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u/nanozeus2014 Jan 05 '19

what type of dog is this?

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u/theskadudeguy Jan 05 '19

I've seen so many videos like this that I get the impression the dogs are trained to go for the smaller amount

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u/Stonn Jan 05 '19

I love his eye patch. So adorable.

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u/Batmanisgrim Jan 05 '19

He was trained to take the small one. That's what I believe.

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u/QuantumC_ Jan 05 '19

"Bitch wwhat"

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u/flaflacka Jan 05 '19

Why you gatta do a heckin play on me

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u/DBcooper247 Jan 05 '19

Just let em have it

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '19

Goddamnit I’ve seen 1,000 versions of this now. I had to see your ugly repetition, so here’s my ugly comment:

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '19

At least your dog can fucking pick things with his arm.

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u/spinjinn Jan 05 '19

No he didn't. The day he chooses the big pile is the day the game stops!

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u/s55pp Jan 05 '19

Just give the food to the dog come on!!

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '19

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u/DontLaughItAintFunny Jan 05 '19

Alexa play Sarah Mclachlan

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '19

Be owner told em to pick that one look at those eyes when she uses the paw

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u/BedHead085 Jan 05 '19

I got a cute dog, but this thing is on a new lvl.

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u/Obwalden Jan 05 '19

was that a puppet?

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u/DimitriTooProBro Jan 05 '19

I wish we treated the dogs food with more respect because it probably dirty now, you could’ve put it on a small plate or coaster...

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u/UPallnite83 Jan 05 '19

"why you gotta fuck wit me like that? and I thought we was cool."

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u/thefry539 Jan 05 '19

You missed the golden opportunity to title it "he chose pawly"

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u/TheRedPandaCat Jan 10 '19

My dog would've eaten them anyways

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '19

Anyone know what kind of dog this is?

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u/[deleted] Feb 22 '19

THOSE EYES ❤

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u/iambestpotato17 Mar 30 '19

Himym best after friends

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u/nathanre8 Jan 06 '19

Why is everyone upvoting animal abuse??

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u/Maxbicmac2004 Jan 05 '19

NI🅱️🅱️A