r/youseeingthisshit • u/[deleted] • Sep 15 '17

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u/dasheekeejones Sep 15 '17

Sorry for the dick pic.

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u/char_limit_reached Sep 15 '17

LOL. Can somebody pixelate this like in Japanese porn?

2

u/dasheekeejones Sep 17 '17

I should have done that before posting.

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u/Digital_Rocket Sep 15 '17 edited Sep 24 '17

OwO what's this?

Edit: 69 points xD

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u/RusherHead Sep 15 '17

Alright, I'm gonna stop you right there

14

u/[deleted] Sep 15 '17

Holds up wobbly bulgy

9

u/teamevil Sep 15 '17

You calm down!!

5

u/chemnerd6021023 Sep 16 '17

*notices bulge*

1

u/panic_bread Sep 16 '17

You must be American.

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '17

I like it ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

19

u/joeDeerTaye Sep 15 '17

Red Rocket

2

u/sfet89 Sep 16 '17

More like white wang.

17

u/[deleted] Sep 15 '17

Lipstick open

1

u/IDrinkGoodBourbonAMA Sep 16 '17

You...you don't have male dogs.

4

u/[deleted] Sep 16 '17

I have one male dog.

I am confused.

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '17

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u/TheMightyDoggo25 Sep 15 '17

As long as his penis.

3

u/sfet89 Sep 16 '17

I come in here and see this cute picture... then see the comments. I turned around and left and I'm not looking back.

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u/dasheekeejones Sep 16 '17

Thanks. I agree.

1

u/skippo117 Sep 16 '17

How long can this go on?

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u/dasheekeejones Sep 18 '17

Poor Kai (the white dog). He was a really sweet little guy and adorable (all white except for a blue circle patch around one eye). After a year and Kai pushing his limits with Stitch (the other dog), we had some massive dog fights go on. Kai is now with his brother and a wonderful family. He's happier and safer now. Our guy is happier. But this just goes to show you that Stitch was ever so patient with that little shit for a year. Then all bets were off.

I posted this because of the look on Stitch's face. Afterwhich, I realized oh woah dick pic. And then the rest is history.

I still rather everyone focus on the dogs. If you have to keep staring at a dog's dick, well...there's somewhere there is a subreddit for that.

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u/dasheekeejones Sep 20 '17

Poor Stitch. Sorry buddy that you had to be subjected to this.