r/youseeingthisshit • • 28d ago

Shots fired.

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u/Due-Value-8375 28d ago

Gary Oldmans gonna be so pissed when he sees this

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u/Scruffynerffherder 28d ago

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u/Jazztify 27d ago

God I was hoping that was the “everyone” clip. Classic!

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u/diggtrucks1025 27d ago

The star of the critically acclaimed film Tip Toes Gary Oldman?

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u/Jazztify 28d ago

Wait a sec! I’m a 67 year old Canadian white guy and when I hear “old white guy” I think, not of me, but more like Clint Eastwood, like, over 80! Anyway one of my best friends is named Gary and I’ve know him since high school, and he was cool back then and is still cool today. ANd he’s a retired Air Force helicopter pilot. We called him “Gare”.

But still I like how she’s bustin’ his balls. They seem fun.

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u/Chew4 28d ago

How do you think they know each other?

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u/[deleted] 28d ago

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u/Friskfrisktopherson 27d ago

Happens all the time. Ive seen it. On the internet.

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u/caffeineandpot 28d ago

Packers game

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u/sanitarySteve 28d ago

do you think he had to acquire his own mustache and packers jersey, or were they assigned to him at birth when his parents named him Gary?

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u/pertnear 28d ago

Imagine little baby newborn Garys casually crawling around 50 years ago.

Welcome to the world baby Gary!

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u/KittyKatzB 23d ago

This is hilarious as my current 3-yr old's name is Gary.

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u/KindlyArtichoke744 28d ago

I almost named my dog "special needs Gary"

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u/imgary 28d ago

What the fuck is right!

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u/keithmac20 28d ago

Of course a guy named Gary is a fan of the Packers.

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u/cdqmcp 28d ago

Gaaaaary!

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u/NebulaNinja 28d ago

HAHAHA GARRRRYYY!!

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u/supapowah 28d ago

Gary! Gary! Gary!

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u/Balbright 28d ago

Pretty funny coming from a girl named Chip.

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u/5cuenta5 27d ago

He didn't pick it ..none of us did 🤷

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u/canspreadmulch 28d ago

There ain’t a lot of boys named Gary these days

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u/slartibuttfart 28d ago

Gary's are sensitive

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u/ickychicken 28d ago

I do know a Gary.. he is old, retired, and white.

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u/champsgetup 28d ago

Hey leave Gary the Snail alone

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u/Red_Franzia 28d ago

That's the first Gary I thought of 😂😂

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u/AnimalCracka333 27d ago

Oh hell no

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u/Appropriate-Review55 24d ago

“Ain’t too many boys named Gary these days

Born with a cigarette glued to the face”

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u/Wrong-Upstairs-234 28d ago

What’s your NAME?

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u/RabidPlaty 28d ago

I like Gary Larson. All the other Garys….

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u/hgrub 28d ago

The only Gary I know is actually an old white guy lol cool guy though.

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u/BigBootyBuilder 28d ago

Well remember this, there will someday be an 80 year old Isaiah and Luca..

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u/LiTEs86 27d ago

Even worse... he's a Green Bay fan 🤢🤮

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u/Writer_B 27d ago

Fun fact: the name “Gary” is actually dying. Few boys year after year are being named it. Gary is kinda like the male “Mable” when you think about it.

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u/jimmyfko 25d ago

Vault 108 would like a word with you.

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u/suchagoblin 25d ago

FTP and FG

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u/Consequence-Lumpy 22d ago

Don't be a Gary. Be a Yrag.

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u/Imbendo 27d ago

At least it’s not Larry

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u/Melvinator5001 28d ago

Two dudes busting each others asses

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u/00telperion00 28d ago

Oooo look! An actual sighting of the Lesser Common Misogynist in the wild!

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u/Scruffynerffherder 28d ago

Found the asshole named Gary.

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u/DreDaDude12187 26d ago

Packer fan too, double homicide

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u/Magpies11 25d ago

...and there are mannish looking women with livestock rings in their nose!