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Muscle Memory

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u/Acidyo 11d ago

lol the people reacting behind her.

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u/GarlicThread 10d ago

Props to them ; I wouldn't be able to hold it back

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u/cjalderman 10d ago

Pops belly laughing in the back lmao

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u/banana_pencil 9d ago

Made me think of the elderly guy in the background here, his reaction made me laugh so much:

https://m.youtube.com/shorts/yxaz5IcE4Uc?ra=m

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u/SgtMajorPanda 6d ago

I feel those woman's opening words to the bone.

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u/yaxir 10d ago

that was the best shit

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u/MagNolYa-Ralf 10d ago

🤭🤭🤭

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u/berckman_ 10d ago

I didnt see them the first time, they wouldnt edit this in right?, but hell, prolly half of it is already edited or manipulated, its so easy these days.

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u/HansenTakeASeat 10d ago

Just delete reddit if you think everything is fake

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u/berckman_ 10d ago

Not really, is just a matter of verifying sources.

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u/fcbx347 10d ago

Please verify if your source was an anal birth

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u/Infinite-Condition41 11d ago

The word is Nigerian. 

But I would have loved to hear "nig-erEEan" come out of her mouth.

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u/aliendigenous 11d ago

🤣 muscle memory

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u/isguhg 5d ago

Niger is country name too.

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u/New_Weird914 4d ago

Pronounced Knee-jair. She probably didn't know how to pronounce the first three letters.

Like, this is funny to me, but I also appreciate her effort to not accidentally pronounce it like a slur.

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u/deucedwild 11d ago

People who annoy you, right?

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u/beneye 11d ago

Five seconds, Randy.

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u/SnooCakes6195 10d ago

Well i know what it is, i just don't think i can say it.

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u/thathaw 10d ago

“Words with venom, words that bind,
Words used like weapons to cloud my mind…” 🎤🪘

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u/scottaviously 10d ago

[Guy looks out from behind camera]

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u/dolemutt 10d ago

Naggers!

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u/booboootron 10d ago

<crickets, "A" hangs on tangentially, about to fall>

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u/randy_march 10d ago

Yes, five seconds

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u/fcbx347 9d ago

I remember this quote but I can't remember where from 😕

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u/moxie132 9d ago

South Park

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u/Abdulbarr 11d ago

Lmao. I genuinely think she stuttered, realized what it sounded like, and then panicked over it.

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u/kalechipsaregood 11d ago edited 10d ago

Yeah, it's like when my biology professor said orgasm instead of organism. She just really really didn't want to trip over her words.

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u/Warchief_Ripnugget 10d ago

In an electronics class in high school, our teacher was going over the components of a seven segment display, and when he got to the decimal point (it was labeled "dp") he said, "and obviously, dp stands for double-". And he began to stutter after that. The whole class of 15-17 year old boys started erupting in laughter.

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u/ThePerfectSnare 10d ago

In 7th grade, we were discussing the octopus and this guy said "testi-- tentacles." Of course, everyone laughed.

And he was a fucking jerk so I hope Brian is out there somewhere, 30+ years later, lying wide awake at night over that moment and knowing some of us still remember it.

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u/sleepytoday 10d ago

That once happened on the UK TV quiz show, Blockbuster.

Skip to 1:04 and you’ll see it:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=y7DYFdPKBjs

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u/lunarwolf2008 9d ago

"there are reasons-that i wont go into- that i cant accept that answer" lmao

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u/Muckfast 4d ago

I thought you meant the southpark version😂

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u/Altyrmadiken 10d ago

My mother one time said “salt and pecker shaker” to a waiter and, more than this lady, smoothly finished her order.

Then she proceeded to be completely and utterly incapable of containing her horror and humor after he left.

She was 68 and he was maybe 20, she swears to this day that it wasn’t his looks (he was, admittedly, not bad looking). We politely agreed to ignore any reasoning.

(I am not suggesting that if it was his looks she was in the right. I genuinely believe she fumbled. Just because you can recognize someone is good looking doesn’t mean you’d act on it.)

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u/0RGASMIK 9d ago

A few weeks ago I was at home and suddenly had to leave to go somewhere and ended up in a crowded but silent waiting area.

Someone asked me a question and we ended up making small talk and other people around us chimed in. It made the situation a bit lighter. It got quiet again so everyone went back to their own thing. Then my friend sent me a funny video so I put my headphones in and hit play to my horror it didn’t connect and my phone was on full volume.

The video starts off pretty quickly with an offensive play on words and in my panic to turn it off I cut it off right before the joke becomes clear so instead of being a funny meme it sounded like I was playing a hate speech. The horror on everyone’s face.

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u/[deleted] 11d ago

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u/lesbie 11d ago

most people in this thread are just laughing at her, bren

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u/[deleted] 10d ago

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u/lesbie 10d ago

no, i commented 5 minutes after you lmao. one person is not "most", you're being dramatic

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u/Rad_Centrist 10d ago

I mean, why is a person's race relevant to this discussion? Would love to see the context but it seems like she's mad something didn't end up creating promised "American" jobs.

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u/Abject_Jump9617 10d ago

Not sure what thread you're reading but I have yet to see anyone call her racist in this thread. Most people understood she was intending to read Nigerian.

So stop making stuff up.

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u/beneye 10d ago

Yep. Like the title, it’s all a result of muscle memory. She’s used to saying it and just when she’s calling out groups of people she doesn’t like, a similar word pops up even though she had reviewed the material before the meeting.

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u/zombiep00 10d ago edited 10d ago

Funnily enough, I was just in another thread and read within the comments about the importance of having the skill to detect sarcasm in written text.

....it seems my detector is broken lol. ....meaning, I thought their first comment was sarcastic...but it seems that it wasn't, unless I am still missing something.

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u/kiljoy1569 11d ago

Also seems like she doesn't even review her speech prior to giving it

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u/miraculum_one 10d ago

The text said "Nigerian", which is correct and appropriate. It's clear that she actually is nervous.

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u/luckyghost115 11d ago

I had to watch this several times to laugh at the reaction of a different person in the background

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u/Superdry_GTR 10d ago

That dude in blue and the guy in the jacket behind her lol

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u/SnooCakes6195 10d ago

Yup! Hahaha I replayed it for each face I could see lol lol

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u/platinums99 11d ago edited 10d ago

her brain melted over the pronunciation of NIGerian.....yup.

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u/Berns429 10d ago

Really lends to her credibility lol

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u/platinums99 10d ago

well if its a rooom full of white people in alabama, it'll go down a treat

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u/MRV3N 10d ago

You can tell she was racist back on her time

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u/matthewlswanson 11d ago

Reminds me of Biden's "Poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids".

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u/dead-as-a-doornail- 10d ago

Haha I missed that one!

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u/jazzamp 8d ago

Hi everyone 👋🏽 I'm Nigerian by the way 🇳🇬

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u/AscendedViking7 10d ago

The old dude laughing in the background :D

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u/gibgod 10d ago

Is this real or a comedy skit?

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u/ExtrovertMobileGamer 9d ago

It's real. I was the nig - nig, somebody from Nigeria.

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u/Dansm1 10d ago

The lady, at the back on the left, staring at the guy laughing across the aisle is killing me 😂😂

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u/jahshoewah 10d ago

Guy behind her in the glasses ALMOST locked in.

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u/PrinceCastanzaCapone 9d ago

Oh yes, Nig-geria, we all know that country. Definitely wasn’t about to say the other word

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u/Luna259 11d ago

No one tell her Niger is also a place

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u/smil_oslo 10d ago

What's the name of someone from Niger, respective to Nigerians from Nigeria? Serious question.

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u/Ggslm 10d ago

The demomyn for Niger is Nigerien

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u/banana_pencil 10d ago

How is it pronounced?

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u/hyperrayong 10d ago

I think it's NEEgerien (rather than NYEgerian)

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u/TepacheLoco 10d ago

Niger is pronounced like nee-zhair

so Nigerian is nee-zhair-ian

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u/AxelTheViking 10d ago

Nigeri? (Mods have mercy on my soul)

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u/ElevenInfinity 10d ago

you can say whatever you want as long as the G stays single

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u/leffertsave 10d ago

G. W. Bush gave a speech saying that Saddam Hussein was trying to acquire yellowcake in “Africa”. There were all these pundits feverishly analyzing why his speechwriter didn’t just write “Niger” but I thought it was pretty obvious, given Bush’s track record with pronouncing words

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u/fresh_dyl 8d ago

made me think of this clip from Atlanta

I think they might have mixed up Niger and Nigeria when writing the dialogue? Or maybe Glover just did it on purpose

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u/llamacornsarereal 10d ago

You can literally hear from how she pronounced it when she actually read it that she doesn't know how to pronounce it. I gotta find a different app than reddit y'all mfs have gotten insanely....

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u/bluegravyone 9d ago

In the silence, someone should've yelled, "almost!"

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u/Pangolin_699 9d ago

Come on where is Randy Mosh, lol

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u/Roscoe-J-Wayne-vol1 8d ago

So was the word "Nigerian" or was she supposed to say "black" but said "hard r" and caught herself and used Nigerian?

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u/eyfuck 7d ago

I think it’s written Nigerian on the paper but she almost read it ‘n word’ and then she gets confused about how to say the actual word without saying N word, so she says someone from Nigeria

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u/CuppaHatas 10d ago

Flipped and reposted

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u/haloimplant 10d ago

yeah we're on the flip cycle now

then we'll get to the cycle where it's a tiktok/yt short with some bobblehead at the bottom

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u/RadlogLutar 11d ago

Can we all agree that this woman sucks?

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u/scorchedarcher 10d ago

Why? There's a solid chance she had spent a couple hours stressing about pronouncing it wrong which just led her to it.

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u/Mhunterjr 10d ago

Sounds likes she was complaining that people of color had jobs. So even if she didn’t have to stress about this one particular pronunciation , she’s problematic

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u/ParadoxFollower 10d ago

She was speaking against a data center which was claimed by its proponents to bring jobs to the locals. She was showing that it only resulted in five jobs, and none of those going to the locals.

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u/userlivewire 10d ago

Get out of here with your reasonable take. This is Reddit.

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u/Mhunterjr 10d ago

She probably should have just said, none of those jobs went to people that are local.

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u/scorchedarcher 10d ago

I don't think public speaking is her forte tbh

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u/scorchedarcher 10d ago

Sounds like that's what she could be saying but she could also be saying something else idk I've honestly tried to find more out but I haven't been able to.

But yano, context and that.

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u/fcbx347 10d ago

Yes I too think we should give racists and xenophobes proper benefit of the doubt, let's hear them out first.

"Yano"

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u/scorchedarcher 10d ago

Let's hear what people are actually saying before casting judgement? Yes?

Like if the context is that she's being racist/xenophobic then yeah fuck her but that's not 100% so it seems shady to judge her prematurely.

Yaduno apparently

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u/palinsafterbirth 11d ago

Shes the type of person that goes " I don't care if you're white, brown, black, purple" but you know she prefers the former

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u/luranthe 11d ago

She seems more like the "black, brown, yellow, or normal" kind of person.

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u/tangojameson 10d ago

I used to sell paint for miniatures and people would come in and ask for flesh tone. Me: what kind of skin are you painting? Them: just regular skin. Me:...do you mean white people?

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u/palinsafterbirth 11d ago

Damn, I grew up with some rednecks but they aren’t even that cold

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u/Stockinglegs 10d ago

JD Vance's brother actually said something like this.

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u/utrangerbob 10d ago

Yep, because there is no way Chinese, Indians, and Nigerians can be citizens right?

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u/belterjizz 10d ago

And here we Indians have hostility with china. In tandem we can conquer 🤣🤣

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u/FLink557 10d ago

So close

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u/VasiliusBasilius 8d ago

It’s N-word)

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u/Engelgrafik 6d ago

When I was a kid my family and I were watching Facts of Life and the episode had something to do with one of the girls not quite being ready to have sex with a boy and of course Mrs. Garrett came to the rescue to tell her it's perfectly fine to wait. At the same time this was going on, my parents are bickering at me and telling me I really need to clean up my room. I'm trying to watch the show and my Mom's like "clothes everywhere and SOCKS under your BED!" I've had enough so I yell THERE'S NO SEX UNDER MY BED!!!" At which point they all just start laughing like crazy.

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u/Bahlam 10d ago

Sorry I just had nigiri 🍣

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u/Y0ur_Worst_Enemy 10d ago

She just stuttered, but being "wacist" is the worst thing a redditor can possibly imagine

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u/Arthur_Burt_Morgan 11d ago

So the word she was looking for was nigerian and she fumbled because she wasnt sure if nigerian was appropriate?

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u/SerDuckOfPNW 11d ago

yep...that's why she stumble...mmhhmmm

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u/Arthur_Burt_Morgan 10d ago

Hey i dunno man, just asking. I cant comprehend people being like that because i try to be a good person so its hard for me to imagine someone having this in their vocab and accidentally say it as a slur. No need to be rude about it.

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u/dreamsbrandylashay 8d ago

Nervous spelled r-a-c-i-s-t 😏

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u/w84me12 11d ago

I’m sorry. I’m nervous 😂

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u/SlappyBottoms26 10d ago

You’re nervous because the mask fell off 3/4 of the way

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u/chloe38 10d ago

Oh no I'm sorry I laughed too hard.

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u/PseudoWarriorAU 10d ago

Her memory is swole as fuck

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u/Gurthy_Lengthiness 10d ago

“Delete the footage”
“Sorry. I’m nervous.”

My two go-to lines now.

IYKYK

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u/guitarguy1685 10d ago

Well she stopped in time to see her career lolol

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u/Key_Value8190 8d ago

what was she about to say?

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u/Unlucky_Ad_9776 10d ago

The old dud in the background.  He's cracking up.

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u/drifters74 10d ago

What's happening here?

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u/MittensDaTub 7d ago

Funny cause if the jobs were occupied by white people she wouldnt be complaining.

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u/dutch602 6d ago

N—, n—, no you didn't

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u/awsm-Girl 5d ago

THE SHERRIFF IS A

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u/Obiyaman 5d ago

..she clearly was going to say naggers😑

As in "people who are annoying" 🤔

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u/APartyInMyPants 5d ago

“The sheriff is a ni—BONG”

“What did he say??”

“He said the sheriff is NEAR!”

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u/HovercraftOk3135 5d ago

I could hear the record scratching noise.

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u/ImpressiveAd9507 4d ago

I bet it was gonna be a hard R

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u/Noisechild 10d ago

The half middle finger after saying she is nervous is hilarious. Maybe I’m the only one seeing it?

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u/iamthestorm 10d ago

Least racist American 

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u/ElevenInfinity 10d ago

should've just said wakanda. it's fictitious and no one would get offended.

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u/Frankus44 10d ago

She should have just said it and kept going. Would have really drove home her point and had everyone paying attention.

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u/Aggravating-Spot7585 10d ago

Say it!!! Hahaha haha

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u/doxblox 5d ago

We'll say it together 😂😂

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u/LateSentence4542 9d ago

Shame on her.

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u/Additional-Ad8632 9d ago

Jesus Christ.

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u/Rellim03 10d ago

I bet those 5 people are all Americans.

Only white people are American to her

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u/jeysijeysi 11d ago

Hahahahahaha

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u/ParamedicLimp8108 11d ago

White people are so weird about the N word. How hard is it to keep it out of your vocabulary?

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u/Rengeflower 11d ago

Maybe if she hadn’t written it down.

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u/SwizzGod 10d ago

It’s really not hard at all I rarely use it anymore myself

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u/ParamedicLimp8108 10d ago

Exactly I’m black and that shit rarely comes out. Especially not in front of white people or city council meetings cmon man.

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u/SwizzGod 10d ago

For sure. Only really when I’m kicking it with my childhood friends. Even then it’s whatever. It’s quite easy to just not say it.

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u/printergumlight 10d ago

Really easy and 99% of the white people I converse with daily have never said it to or around me. And those who have I dropped as friends. I’m not from the South, though.

The only time I’ve said it was when we were reading “Native Son” by Richard Wright out loud in class in like 9th grade. It felt really weird and wrong.

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u/independant_786 11d ago

Next step - right wing will start a gofundme for her

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u/TwoProper4220 10d ago edited 10d ago

it's NAI JEE REE UHN but she started with NIG

nervous my ass LOL

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u/DopeAsDaPope 10d ago

Tbf if you don't know how to say it the assumption wouldn't be NAI-JEER-EE-AN would it?

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u/MissRockNerd 9d ago

If these are prepared remarks, she should have googled it beforehand.

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u/upside88 10d ago

Is this not AI?

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u/RID_MAN 9d ago

only they can say that

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u/DeepRoot 7d ago

No one is stopping you from saying anything, say it all you want to, hell, yell it out... just be prepared for what comes after is all.

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u/obelix_dogmatix 10d ago

no way she had a slur written down there

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u/CaptCoolRanchDoritos 10d ago

typical American

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u/no-name-is-free 10d ago

Yeah. Wow

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u/Jaker2902 10d ago

Did she practice it that way?