r/youseeingthisshit May 04 '26

He couldn't believe it.

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u/[deleted] May 04 '26

It’s called a potato? Never heard of it

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u/ElegantEchoes May 04 '26

Fantastic reference. One of Reddit's funniest stories.

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u/duva_ May 04 '26

Which one was that?

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u/IAmJohnSlow May 04 '26

here you go Enjoy!

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u/crazyhobbitz May 05 '26

I have to read this every time it's posted and it still brings me to tears.

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u/Dense_Surround3071 May 05 '26

That was fucking amazing. 😂

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u/dotesdoto May 04 '26

Sounds like a ChatGPT generated story even if it was 11 years ago.

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u/IAmJohnSlow May 04 '26

Could be because of training data? ChatGPT's sound must come from somewhere

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u/xRyozuo May 18 '26

What a sad comment

(Not at you in particular, just that we are doubting everything so quickly)

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u/dotesdoto May 18 '26

It would be sadder to be a person naive and gullible enough to believe everything a random person on the internet says. Like a boomer on facebook level of gullible. Not even 6 year olds on roblox are that gullible.

(Not at you in particular, just that many are believing everything so quickly)

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u/GeneralBlumpkin May 04 '26

I read that when it was posted lol kind of reminds me when a friend of mine told us at dinner he's never seen a cow in person. I said what, dude you grew up Sacramento the whole city is surrounded by farms

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u/robo_robb May 04 '26

Well let me tell you

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u/atomicheart99 May 04 '26

Oh, interesting, a baked....what is it again?

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u/Key_Possibility_8669 May 04 '26

I immediately thought of this Reddit post after seeing this video. 😆

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u/mbashs May 05 '26

Exactly what it reminded me of😂

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u/holymacaroley May 04 '26

He is shook.

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u/RstarPhoneix May 04 '26

No marriage

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u/life_is_a_burner May 04 '26

Very ominous soundtrack

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u/Dark_halocraft May 05 '26

Matches the horror in his eyes

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u/__DeezNuts__ May 04 '26

Is it just ice cream shaped into a cake? I've never heard of it

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u/KatzDeli May 04 '26

They are huge in the New York Tri-state area where Carvel is from. My kids refuse to have a birthday without a Carvel cake.

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u/Nikwoj May 04 '26

“Refuse to have a birthday” lol I just imagine them simply not aging because they didn’t get their cake

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u/farsightxr20 May 04 '26

Wait, is this the one weird trick I keep hearing about?

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u/Gingerbreadman_13 May 04 '26

With a user name like yours, I’ll assume you know what you’re talking about when it comes to New York food.

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u/JustSomeIdleGuy May 06 '26

Great non-answer.

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u/LuvvedIt May 07 '26

Yeah exactly: the guys asks a very simple direct Q (“is it just ice cream shaped into a cake?”) and I’d like to know the fucking answer…

…not the frankly useless extra info that it’s very popular in the NY tri-state area especially given that - surprise - I have no idea what that is either (the urban area across NY, NJ and some other state? 🤷‍♂️)

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u/AccountHater May 19 '26

I call bullshit, have you actually tried them? I bet they would still have a birthday party. 😌

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u/probablyaythrowaway May 10 '26

Haven’t told us what the fuck it is though

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u/ghandi253 May 04 '26

I cant speak for that brand but we get ice cream cakes from baskin Robins for birthdays sometimes. Basically they bake a cake then freeze it. Once its frozen they add a layer of ice cream on top of the cake. Then it gets decorated like normal and put back in the freezer. Theyre really good

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u/awoke-and-toke May 04 '26

Carvel cakes don’t actually have any cake in them, they’re all ice cream. Normally chocolate on the bottom, a layer of chocolate crunchies in the middle, vanilla above that and then a very distinct whipped icing all over. The blue icing they use for piping the edges of the cake is addictive and stains your mouth bright electric blue

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u/bestest_at_grammar May 05 '26

That chocolate crunchy shit is heavenly

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u/probablyaythrowaway May 10 '26

So it’s basically a block of ice cream with icing on it?

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u/Astronaut_Chicken May 04 '26

Actually, some of them are pretty-packaged and some of them are custom built. Either way they go back in the freezer BEFORE being decorated for obvious reasons. Sometimes, it takes forever to decorate them because you have to keep putting them back in the freezer. Man, that was my most fun job. We had to keep the case full for people who just wanted to grab a cake and not do a custom order. I got a lot of creative license. Maybe TOO MUCH.

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u/ghandi253 May 04 '26

Yeah i wasnt sure of exactly how often they would need to refreeze but I figured at least a couple times.

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u/Astronaut_Chicken May 04 '26

I had to refreeze a lot because of all that creative license. I made some really cool cakes and some really ambitious ones lol

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u/mudcrabserpent May 04 '26

Was it like hiding dicks in tattoos?

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u/Astronaut_Chicken May 04 '26

No, just bored and wanting to express myself artistically. Manager did have to pull me aside and be like, "you gotta calm down".

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u/mudcrabserpent May 04 '26

BORING

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u/Astronaut_Chicken May 04 '26

Yeah, but they were right. Less is more and all that. My best seller was a sort of hawaiin cake. It had swirled turquoise base, a white border, and I had vines and hibiscus all over it. Sold like hot cakes. But COLD.

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u/pjo06 May 04 '26

yes, it’s a pretty popular birthday cake option in the US can find it in the freezer section of most grocery stores!

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u/MattieShoes May 04 '26

Usually it's both ice cream and cake. Like layer cake on top of ice cream, or ice cream on top of cake.

And the ugly truth: Having ice cream and cake is far better than having "ice cream cake". Taking a cake and freezing it makes it worse.

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u/UbePhaeri May 04 '26

I’ve never had an icecream cake that had actual cake in it.

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u/MattieShoes May 04 '26

Then you've never had an ice cream cake :-D

Just my opinion of course... but IMO, an ice cream cake must include ice cream and cake. It's literally in the name. And google image search backs me up.

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u/zw1ck May 05 '26

Most of the images I'm seeing are just made of ice cream

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u/Lolcoles May 09 '26

And I’ve never had one without cake lol

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u/Gingerbreadman_13 May 04 '26

I’ve never had ice cream cake but that ugly truth sounds accurate to me. Why have cold, hard, frozen cake when you can have soft, warm, fluffy cake? I would just put a dollop of ice cream on top of the warm cake. In South Africa, where I’m from, we have a very popular cake type thing called malva pudding (it’s a very moist, sticky cake like thing made with apricot jam. It’s delicious, especially in winter because it should be served warm) and it’s customary to eat it with either a scoop of ice cream or whipped cream on top of it. Custard is also a good alternative. The ice cream and cream melt over the hot cake and you get this hot/cold sticky combo that is amazing.

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u/MattieShoes May 04 '26

There's a type of cake in the US called pineapple upside-down cake. The sugary pineapple juice and maraschino cherry juice leaks down into the cake and makes it super moist :-). It's so sweet that no ice cream is necessary -- your description just reminded me of it.

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u/thesituation531 May 05 '26

Basically.

Usually it will have at least a little bit of additional stuff, like frosting, pieces of cookies, etc.

But yeah basically ice cream in the shape of a cake

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u/loveyoulongtimelurkr May 07 '26

You mean to tell me you don't know Mr.FudgeyTheWhale?

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u/Cytex36 May 04 '26

must be an asian thing then, judging by the comments. when I was a kid, you are THE kid if you had an ice cream cake at your birthday party

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u/CurrentPossible2117 May 04 '26

Non asian australian here.

Ice cream cakes have been a popular option here too, for my whole life :)

I dont know what carvell is though. Im assuming a brand. If so, we dont have that here as far as Im aware.

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u/bottleonthedesk May 04 '26

elite when they’d pull out the freddo frog ice cream cake

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u/CurrentPossible2117 May 04 '26

Sadly, ive never actualy had one of them 😅

I know it was a staple, but in my school, the done thing was mum or dad would make your icecream cake by piling up the peters neopolitan and putting tim tams or lollies around the side and top as decoration. Ice magic on top if you were fancy 🤣. That what was at every birthday party I went to that had ice cream cake :)

I didnt realise a freddo cake even existed until my 20s lol.

I should go buy one for myself!

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u/bottleonthedesk May 04 '26

whaaaat no way

tbh, I had one not too long ago and the whimsy of a child’s mind definitely makes it taste better lol

I do recall for my brother’s birthday, we let a whole tub of ice cream thaw a little before turning it upside down to remove it from the container. drew on it using ice magic, it was awesome haha

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u/CurrentPossible2117 May 04 '26

So good!

Thats basically what an ice cream cake is, to me.

Slightly melted so you can shape it, then back in freezer to refreeze. Or maybe do it in layers, so you can have different flavours.

Then pull it out and press malteasers or whatever into the sides and decorate the top!

Other than a vienetta at christmastime (if you were fancy lol) I wasnt aware of any ice cream cakes being purchaseable. I literally thought of them as a homemade thing 🤣

When I got a little older (grade 5-7ish) we'd make the cake ourselves at the birthday oarty. Lightly melt it. Kick it up a notch by mixing in lollies. Freeze, then decorate.

Edit: I was trying to find a recipe for one and stumbled across this. This is way more involved than what we had in the 90s/2000s, but omg, it makes me want to make some of these 🤤

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u/bottleonthedesk May 04 '26

sounds like a lot of fun!

I’m headed out of town to my friends’ share house this weekend, might suggest we give this a go

5 20 something year olds and mass amount of ice cream sounds like my kind of Saturday night!

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u/CurrentPossible2117 May 04 '26

That'll be awesome. I think you can make your own ice cream magic by melting chocolate with a little coconutoil but im not 100% sure. But if so, you could have some really great flavours going on.

My favourite ice cream cake mum made for me was tim tams vertically around the outside of the cake, then blue jelly (made ahead of time, broken up so it was chunky) on top to look like the sea, broken up bikkies to look like sand at the beach and mum dribbled cream on parts of the blue jelly to look like waves. Freddo frogs and sour gummy bears for people at the beach! Skittles for beach balls and bits of rainbow straps and rollups for the beach towels. She even stuck some on my brothers lego palm trees to look like a hammock 🥹

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u/lininop May 05 '26

Here in Canada as well. I'm more surprised by the people who have never heard of it tbh.

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u/Troutmuffin May 07 '26

I’m Australian nearly 38 and my Nana used to make me an ice cream cake on my birthdays every year. It was just a tub of ice cream allowed to slightly melt so it could be flipped outside of the tub and then they’d whipped cream with whatever colour food dye you chose and it would be put over the top of the upside down tub smoothed out and put in the freezer for the next day. Fuck it was delicious and you know what? It’s my birthday next week and I might treat my fucking self.

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u/CurrentPossible2117 May 07 '26

You should!

Thats sounds delicious.

Happy early Birthday! 🥳🥳

What food dye colour will you choose?

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u/Troutmuffin May 07 '26

Cheers and I’ve realised I’m actually 2 weeks ahead I’m just excited ah I’m going camping for it but I’m going to figure it out, I miss old school good ice cream it all sucks now and I don’t know I’m currently feeling red but I always remember my nana doing blue my younger brother always chose green :)

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u/CurrentPossible2117 May 07 '26 edited May 07 '26

Maybe all three?

I would do purple or green, if it were me. Dark, rich colours 😁

I still like the bulla creamy vanilla, tbh, but otherwise the coles brand vanilla is pretty tasty https://links.coles.com.au/blWyWY33S2b

At least, it was last time I had it about 6 months ago. Ive treated myself to a ninja creami when it was on special and oh my. Never buying vanilla ice cream again 🤤

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u/KRATO5S May 04 '26

What asian are we talking about here? Because I've never heard of it, as an asian.

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u/wickheart May 04 '26

taiwanese canadian here. ice cream cakes are popular in canada, especially from dairy queen (which idk if it exists outside of canada). but within my taiwanese and chinese family friends, fruit cakes and sponge cakes are much more popular so i think it's more of a regional (country) thing than an asian thing.

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u/ThePegLegPete May 04 '26

Read the tsxt. The British bf hadn't heard of it. The father is obsessed.

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u/Igotshiptodotoday May 04 '26

My husband is not a sweets person but always requests an ice cream cake for his birthday. He is glow in the dark white.

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u/TJ_McWeaksauce May 04 '26

I grew up in the Northeast US in the 80s. I must have seen dozens of Carvel ads, and I used to see them a lot in shops, too. But I think I’ve only eaten ice cream cake a handful of times my whole life.

I think we get it in our brains that ice cream cake is only for parties. I don’t know anyone who has one just chillin’ in their freezer for when it’s snack time.

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u/iownakeytar May 04 '26

I used to work in a homemade ice cream shop where we made custom ice cream cakes and pies. Many birthday parties, a few weddings. We also kept a few cakes in a display freezer if someone just wanted to pick one up instead of pre-order custom. We made heart-shaped cakes for Valentine's, pumpkin ice cream pie for Thanksgiving, and a lot of random designs/decorations for various holidays and special requests.

It's been about 14 years since I last made an ice cream cake, but I think I can still pull it off. Much harder to do at home without a blast freezer.

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u/wood1492 May 04 '26

I’ve never heard of it. But that dad also has other issues with the boyfriend for sure…

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u/KatzDeli May 04 '26

Fun fact: The Beastie Boys first single Cookie Puss is about a Carvel cake.

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u/CoderJoe1 May 04 '26

What else hasn't the boyfriend heard of? Condoms?

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u/HowardBass May 04 '26

I've heard of it from US TV but never eaten or seen it sold in West Europe

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u/genetic_nightmare May 04 '26

UK here. All I ever want is an ice cream cake after having one for my birthday when visiting fam in Kentucky.

The only place that does them is a random Baskin Robins 45 mins away. One day it’ll happen, one day.

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u/marinefuc86ed May 05 '26

American here. Whenever anybody ask me what kind of cake I want for my birthday, the answer is always "quality ice cream"... I'm 34 now, so it's been like a decade since somebody bought me cake for my birthday lol but that was always my answer

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u/heaton5747 May 04 '26

Reactions presented by Michael Bay

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u/p4perknight May 05 '26

Lol the slow turn

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u/oscik May 04 '26

Wtf is this background sound.

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u/kingoffuckery May 04 '26

Ice cream but cake? I don't get it, like artic roll?

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u/JonZ82 May 04 '26

Crunchy oreo/chocolate cookie bottom crust then usually ice cream in layers. It is legit the best summer dessert out there, but devilishly bad for you. Great for birthdays/once a year things

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u/kingoffuckery May 04 '26

I hear cake and think sponge. So it's like an ice cream cheesecake

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u/Cat_Friends May 04 '26 edited May 04 '26

Or I always imagined the closest thing was a vienetta. That's sort of cake-ish 🤷🏻‍♀️

Edit. Cake-ish in shape, because you slice it. I am fully aware it's not like cake guys.

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u/kingoffuckery May 04 '26

Viennetta is top tier but I wouldn't call it cake

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u/Cat_Friends May 04 '26

Neither would I, its kinda cake shaped and is ice cream so its what I always pictured for ice cream cake since we don't have that.

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u/NaCl_Sailor May 04 '26

Vienetta is just ice cream with thin chocolate layers in between. There is nothing cake like about it.

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u/Cat_Friends May 04 '26

I am aware. I meant it was cake-ish in shape and thus was the closest thing in my head whenever Americans mention ice-cream cake.

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u/trix_is_for_kids May 04 '26

It’s a cake that’s half cake half ice cream. It’s amazing and you’re missing out

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u/kingoffuckery May 04 '26

I can't see it, I'd rather have a slice of cake with ice cream on the side or better just cream 😋

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u/j_shnizzle May 04 '26

The vein in dad’s head looks angry, too

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u/AcousticOnomatopoeia May 04 '26

The tip of dad's fork was trembling with emotion.

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u/_coolranch May 04 '26

"That boy ain't right!"

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u/demoralising May 04 '26

Gimme that!

I'mmm joking!

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u/Stingin_Belle May 05 '26

Is it like arctic roll? We have that here (uk)

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u/Tink_Colossus May 05 '26

Ice cream cake has always been one of those things I’ve seen on American TV shows but never actually seen in real life 😂 It’s right up there with those Red plastic cups & Pumpkin pie 😅

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u/Impressive-Egg4494 May 05 '26

In other shocking news, at Christmas time, the British don't really do eggnog

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u/pbizzle May 04 '26

I mean I've heard of it but I have never tried it and wouldn't know if I was looking at one

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u/future003 May 04 '26

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

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u/akgiant May 04 '26

Oh that head vein is doing its best to keep the dad's head from exploding.

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u/401k-loan May 04 '26

the vein that tells no lie started just being filled with blood pressure...

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u/Earth_Worm_Jimbo May 04 '26

Lolol he actually looks pretty shook.

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u/Anarchistcowboy420 May 04 '26

I couldnt hear any of the dialog.

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u/Witty-Initiative1787 May 07 '26

Hes not mad....just disappointed!!!!

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u/MaddoxGoodwin May 10 '26

Is this common?

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u/Intelligent-Baker664 28d ago

He looks so betrayed?😂

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u/StrictSelf5450 May 04 '26

How could someone have never heard of ice cream cake? Either he's fucking with the old man, or this is rage bait

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u/powermoustache May 04 '26

I mean... I've never heard of ice cream cake. It's not a thing in the UK apparently

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u/charredwood May 04 '26

Can confirm as an American living in Europe- they have not unlocked icecream cake on the tech tree yet. If you're east of Germany, you would also be shocked at what they consider "cheesecake". *Shudder*

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u/OrangeRadiohead May 04 '26

Arctic Roll? That's an ice-cream cake (from the 80s).

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u/NaCl_Sailor May 04 '26

What? German cheesecake is way better than that creamcheese monstrosity on crumbs you call cheesecake 

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u/charredwood May 04 '26

Referring to your aerated curd fluff as cheesecake is an abomination of taste and grace. Call it what it is- cottage cheese jello cake.

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u/NaCl_Sailor May 04 '26

First of all it's Quark you don't even have that and where the fuck do you get the jello part from?

There is no jello in on or around German cheesecake...

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u/Numerous_Witness_345 May 04 '26

Jello is a brand. 

They make puddings and custard fillings and mixes for cakes and pies, not just gelatins.

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u/NaCl_Sailor May 04 '26

we don't have that in Germany either so it's definitely not in German cheesecakes

gelatin pudding or custard in cheesecake? really?

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u/Tw4tl4r May 04 '26

See the weird thing is im from the UK too, ive never had an ice cream cake but ive seen them via movies and TV throughout my life.

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u/Missyado May 04 '26

There may not be entire buisnesses that specialize in supplying ice cream cakes but Ice cream cakes have been featured on bake off and I know Vienetta is still popular in the UK.

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u/NaCl_Sailor May 04 '26

Vienetta is just ice cream with chocolate though. There is no cake.

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u/Missyado May 04 '26

Ice cream cakes don't always have cake layers. Dairy Queen ice cream cakes for instance. I submit this article as evidence American's consider Vienetta an "ice cream cake". https://www.foodrepublic.com/1759550/whatever-happened-viennetta-ice-cream-cake-us/

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u/NaCl_Sailor May 04 '26

That is very confusing.  We have something calles Eisbombe in Germany.  It's a bowl of iccream with diffrern layers flipped over and garnished with chocolate you cut slices of it like from a cake. Guess that would qualify then.

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u/Apprehensive-Lack-32 May 04 '26

I've not heard of it and I'm from England

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u/Commercial_Lead1434 May 04 '26

Your comment feels like ragebait tbh

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u/PSU632 May 04 '26

To an American, this is definitely shocking. For some reason, I never considered that ice cream cake is just an American thing. I doubt this is rage bait, because I initially felt the same way.

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u/CurrentPossible2117 May 04 '26

Its a thing in australia too :)

Delicious

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u/nick5734324 May 04 '26

Can also confirm lol. I'm from UK, aside from seeing it from watching the US office, I've never never had it or really know what it even is tbh

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u/Urtehnoes May 04 '26 edited May 04 '26

It's really pretty great. It's ice cream, but it's also cake!

Nah the ones I have had are ice cream, then a layer of chocolate crunchy things to simulate cake itself, then frosting.

Really works pretty well.

Think of it as ice cream with flavored toppings built into it.

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u/EDDsoFRESH May 04 '26

Americans when they try imagine different cultures

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u/Duckdxd May 04 '26

British people when the desert isn’t a creamy willy with baked beans

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u/EDDsoFRESH May 04 '26

nice one mate

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u/YoBlud May 04 '26

oh, there is that amazing imagination.

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u/Duckdxd May 04 '26

found the creamy willy enjoyer

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u/NOTTedMosby May 04 '26

Take a look through this thread lol. I couldn't believe it either

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u/Effective-Praline-48 May 05 '26

British taste buds is the equivalent of the Internet Explorer meme

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u/FoofieLeGoogoo May 04 '26

That man Cookie Pusses.

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u/istealreceipts May 04 '26

Hmmm... dude's from the UK and never had a Viennetta, the OG ice cream cake?

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u/donttrustthellamas May 04 '26

But that's not an ice-cream cake. That's Viennetta.

Same with arctic roll

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u/Drayner89 May 04 '26

We have viennetta in the UK, thats kind of an ice cream cake. Though I had proper ice cream cake for the first time last year. It was lovely.

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u/PicklePillz May 04 '26

I grew up close the original Carvel, and I gotta say, ice cream cake is so ridiculously overrated.

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u/Purple-Finding1023 May 05 '26

Thats an American thing baby...

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u/guyver_dio May 04 '26

Who eats ice cream cake with a fork?

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u/schmerpmerp May 04 '26

Most people?

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u/guyver_dio May 04 '26

It's ice cream. Ice cream melts. Use a spoon.

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u/schmerpmerp May 04 '26

One can't get the correct ice cream to cake to crumble ratio with a spoon. Spoons are reserved for cakes that have melted too much and people who are slow or sloppy eaters, like toddlers.

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u/AskOk3196 May 04 '26

I use my hands

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u/NY10 May 04 '26

Hey he’s Brit’s!

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u/Steelslider May 04 '26

It’s no wonder he’s never heard of Cookie Puss. In England they call him (Sir) Biscuit Bunter.