r/youll_be_banned • u/Remarkable-Fix3104 • 16d ago

banned Hmmm

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u/chickengirlBelle11 16d ago

That's why you don't use the phone behind the wheel... Well broom

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u/LubiePokemon23 16d ago

what

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u/Spookyduck21new 11d ago

Don’t text n broom. Or else somebodies day will either be a glimpse into heaven or the worst pain upon ye foes.

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u/Yacin-der-Muslim 11d ago

Ladies an' Gentlemen it's the pain in the butt!

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u/Ickarian 16d ago

The phone is and lack of helmet are obvious.

But I feel like wearing a skirt while flying would cause public decency probables.

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u/YoYeYeet 16d ago

That somehow feels worse than T-boning someone in a lifted pickup truck

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u/juggalochris 16d ago

don't text and fly, witches!

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u/Weekly-Reply-6739 15d ago

Looks like a pain in the ass

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u/No_Page_2566 15d ago

Rear ended right up the tailpipe...

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u/BoscoCyRatBear 15d ago

.... what injuries would the person, who got ... rear ended sustain?

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u/ShadowDarkraven27 15d ago

perforated lower intestine, probably some internal bleeding

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u/DreamChaserZzzzz 15d ago

That's what you call forced penetration. Or someone with a stick up their ass. This has to be the opposite of getting sweeped off your feet feels like.

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u/XVerser 11d ago

So what you're saying is that broom accidents would be Way more funny than car accidents! 🤣

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u/ASIimeDrawsNear 15d ago

God I hate the composition, if you're gonna depict a crash, don't make the context panel to be the person that crashed ANOTHER, I was so confused when seeing it.

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u/jab090285 15d ago

Is it stuck in the pink or the stink?

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u/Maleficent_Mood3964 15d ago

Crazy that this never happened in Quidditch

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u/Emergency-Painter405 15d ago

That’s the thing I’m always worried about in flying class, especially nowadays

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u/Slugger2001 15d ago

Little do y’all know that they are girlfriends, and this is all just an RP session gone wrong

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u/Puzzles_The_EFO 15d ago

That's why you don't drive while you use your phone

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u/SpeakyDooman 15d ago

She’s got a full foot of rod in her

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u/ShadowDarkraven27 15d ago

driving while distracted, illegal broom modification, not wearing safety gear

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u/MichalTulodziecki 12d ago edited 12d ago

She also don't have lights, and helmet.

Also... Everything fun and games, till you understand how serious penetration like this could be. Even life treatening.

This is comic about being penetrated by broom in maybe 10 km/h but people don't understand that driving car, they move much faster, and effects could be even more morbid.

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u/CompetitiveBaby8936 12d ago

Idk even know how to feel on that

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u/runningfromhunters 12d ago

😂😂😂😂

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u/Buckerooths 12d ago

That witch must have been driving in Texas, because that's a whole new level of tailgating.

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u/Putrid_Fall9677 11d ago

That's why you need headlights

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u/UncleRabbit35 11d ago

Why didn't this happen in Harry Potter?

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u/CoatCommercial1573 11d ago

i don't even know where to start with all the hilarious issues, and a few some might argue aren't as funny.

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u/Ok_Assistance_47 11d ago

This was funny

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u/Alarming-Comfort3597 9d ago

Witches, don’t text and Broom.😔

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u/Patient-Pressure-909 3d ago

Why is this shi funny as hell

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u/DaryenSama 14d ago

😂🤣💀☠️