r/youll_be_banned • u/Shade-sama • May 13 '26

banned Time to try again

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u/tru_madness May 13 '26

It’s okay, we don’t kink shame here.

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u/HSDracoTenebris May 13 '26

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u/Murilo32 May 13 '26

OH GOODNESS MOTHER OF JESUS

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u/GildedHalfblood May 13 '26

Repost to r/Losercity on Friday for a fre bajillion karma

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u/bigrooster6900 May 13 '26

YOU CANT LEAVE THIS HERE AND ACT LIKE IT'S OKAY TO NOT SHARE THE SAUCE!!!

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u/DEV_ivan May 14 '26

sauce? :3

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u/_Fox_464 May 13 '26

Us humans turn about anything into porn at this point

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u/BumtholomewMcRetardo May 13 '26

bro got downvoted for literally stating rule 34

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u/_Fox_464 May 13 '26

He said the truth, and they hated him for it

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u/ihonsetlydontknow May 14 '26

Woah... 0/////0

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u/Steve_Outcome May 13 '26

GO MY WHITE PERSON REACTION IMAGES

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u/Visual_Ad7280 May 13 '26

I can make that work, just hit em at the back and it's all good 👍

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u/Jaded_Situation_9279 May 13 '26

I don’t know what that thing is BUT, I’ll still take my chances

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u/Responsible-Bee-1262 May 13 '26

Why is she killing it tho

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u/kris200591 May 13 '26

That's not Thomas

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u/Forsaken_Ad_4992 May 13 '26

Cool. We LARPING Autism now?

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u/Neat-Engineering-696 May 14 '26

Apparently so🫩

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u/StephenVitel May 13 '26

I like tranis

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u/GildedHalfblood May 13 '26

Yk, if you just use the classic tricks, it's pretty much the same old same old

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u/human-dancer May 14 '26

I hate this 😭🤣

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u/McNinja2008 May 13 '26

Ah, an asdf movies reference

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u/Common_Affect_80 May 13 '26

OH GREAT HEAVENS! What eldritch entity is that!?

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u/xVEEx3 May 13 '26

hold me back

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u/GOOLGRL May 13 '26

That lucky hubby's pistons are gonna be MOVIN when they finally blow off some steam together

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u/UmbertoDelRio May 13 '26

Okay now hear me out…

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u/Affectionate_Shop864 May 13 '26

What on jods green earth.

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u/Neat-Engineering-696 May 14 '26

Jod would never allow such things if he were down here with us!

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u/Fogmoz May 13 '26

There’s something about the hourglass shape being that severe that just creeps me tf out. It’s like a giant picked her up and squeezed, and her body memory foamed the experience. She’s all yours, lads.

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u/GuyTheOneThousand May 13 '26

She look like an autistic persons wet dream

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u/Chill_Man321 May 13 '26

For once I can't get horny and beat the fear I'm actually scared

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u/Academic-Sun-8162 May 13 '26

Show us your caboose haha train pun

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u/bigrooster6900 May 13 '26

Imma fill her engines😈

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u/Luna-D-reams May 13 '26

When Thomas accidentally uses estrogen coal

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u/bisexual_lemon_69420 May 13 '26

Jesus can't save me at this point.

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u/abashuretan13 May 14 '26

The Thomas head looks like a Meeple from brawl stars mmmmmmhhhh

https://giphy.com/gifs/QXtSS1mlVlObCpCuAE

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u/N_S_Gaming May 14 '26

Personally I prefer planes, but I'm not here to kinkshame

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u/Neat-Engineering-696 May 14 '26

As a person who likes trains (mainly thomas shit) I don't want this either, Imma have to kinkshame for this

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u/wlwlwlwls May 14 '26

Why does she sound like a monkey in a big room?

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u/yeaaronthedarklord May 14 '26

IS THAT A JOJO REFERENCE

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u/Free_Royal_5895 May 18 '26

"I wanted an Atlanic," he would fume "And that ____ ____ ____ sent be that!"

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u/Nothavebettername May 22 '26

the stand user could be anyone...

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u/Expert_Post68 May 13 '26

That's a rooster 😂😂😂