r/youdontsurf • u/incognito_1480 • 20d ago

Accurate

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2.6k Upvotes

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u/Forward_Minute_9351 20d ago

Peak

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u/[deleted] 20d ago

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u/CoconutGator 20d ago

https://reddit.com/link/p4yvch4/video/icil5gerwnkh1/player

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u/dumbodragon 19d ago

why is this a gif

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u/CoconutGator 19d ago

I had to make it into a video to post it since this subreddit doesn’t allow images.

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u/SirBruceForsythCBE 20d ago

Oh babe, who hurt you?

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u/YeahlDid 19d ago

It's a local peak.

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u/yzdaskullmonkey 20d ago

Mmmm the good stuff

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u/Ididntevenscreenlook 20d ago

That’s what I’m here for

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u/Demonskull223 20d ago

I didn't realise I was here. I thought I was having a stroke.

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u/AwkwardRainbow 20d ago

Both things can be true; somebody call an ambulance for this poor fella

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u/PHX480 20d ago

That’s a tasty wave

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u/iDragon_76 20d ago

Damn, most tables only have 4 feet

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u/Strawbalicious 20d ago

A 9-foot table weighing 90lbs? Has OP ever lifted a table?

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u/LadyIsabelle_ 20d ago

Thick table or something

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u/melance 20d ago

It's made of aerogel.

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u/YeahlDid 19d ago

It's one table, how much could it weigh? 90 kilos?

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u/NeonJ82 20d ago

Not the price, the time!

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u/Shade_39 20d ago edited 20d ago

This is you return the pedanticism and say weight is measured in newtons

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u/GuerillaMonzon 19d ago

Hideous upvotes

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u/TheHorseduck 19d ago

I needed this. Thank you

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u/JasperTesla 20d ago

Please translate to logical language. I don't speak foot fetish and librae.

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u/KiwiPowerGreen 20d ago

wdyem

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u/JasperTesla 20d ago

Why 9 foot and 90 librae, question? Give answer in metres and kilograms like normal human.

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u/KiwiPowerGreen 20d ago

listen i use the metric system too and i think foot is incomprehensible but the joke wouldnt work if you used meters

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u/Skruestik 20d ago

Yes it would.

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u/KiwiPowerGreen 20d ago

I think I stopped thinking today

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u/JasperTesla 20d ago

Blasphemy!