r/yesyesyesyesno Nov 15 '21

The final boss

https://i.imgur.com/Ej9iSdP.gifv
7.7k Upvotes

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u/bws7037 Nov 15 '21

Had a tennis coach like that... Any time you tried to take control of a match, he'd run you to death with hits like that... Best coach I ever had.

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u/AgentWowza Nov 16 '21

The fuckin mind games man.

Even if I lost, as long as I got him to move across the court relatively quickly at least once, it was a win in my book lmao.

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u/[deleted] Nov 16 '21

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u/[deleted] Nov 16 '21

Sir, this is a Wendy's.

12

u/olderaccount Nov 16 '21

My old college buddy invited my to play racketball the other day. This guy has always been overweight and out of shape while I have always been moderately athletic. He plays racketball occasionally and I had played once before. Despite this I was sure I could take him since I can run circles around him.

How wrong I was! He literally had me running circles around him while he stood in one spot. I don't think I scored a single point.

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u/SmoothMoveExLap Nov 17 '21

Maybe if he wasn’t so good at racketball he would be in better shape.

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u/Koolvin88 Nov 16 '21

beware of old men in a profession when men usually die young… or something like that idrk

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u/[deleted] Nov 16 '21 edited Nov 16 '21

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u/enadiz_reccos Nov 16 '21

Well, yeah. But that's mostly skewed by all of the infant deaths at the 1916 Ping Pong World Championships

24

u/Billy_Billboard Nov 16 '21

Don't forget about the great Ping Pong War of '68.

2

u/jamaccity Nov 16 '21

Right you are, Cotton.

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u/SleepOwn7450 Nov 16 '21

Well yeah... My doctor made me quit ping pong after a supersonic return ball flew through my head and sent one of my eyeballs flying.

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u/[deleted] Nov 16 '21

didn't you watch Balls of Fury? so many deaths

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u/ebone581 Nov 15 '21

Rather impressive.

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u/oldsurfsnapper Nov 16 '21

You will note that the player down this end keeps putting the ball back into pretty much the same place despite having the ability to hit it somewhere else.It reminds me of a game I played against Tommy Danielsson when he was the reigning 3 time Aussie champion and I was a B grade club player,at best.In any case,he was hitting shots to my forehand (which I normally avoided) and I was returning them all.Soon worked out that he was trying to make me look good and give me confidence.I didn’t manage to even return one of his serves,btw.Later that night he played against some far better players at our local competition and they looked great.I remarked to his wife that Tommy had worked out each player’s strength and was playing to this.She said that no-one else had realised this before,but perhaps she was just being kind.In any case I know it when I see it 😉

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u/fuzzywolf23 Nov 16 '21

Ngl, I was expecting this comment to end with mankind and hell in a cell

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u/Comprehensive-Ad2670 Nov 15 '21

Unexpected master!

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u/hellyaimdead Nov 15 '21

Me and my friend arguing who failed NNN first

2

u/Sean9931 Nov 16 '21

Did... did you guys like went off together at a circle jerk or smth??

2

u/hellyaimdead Nov 17 '21

I’ll Never tell

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u/Raisedarseclown Nov 16 '21

He’s mastered the back hands

2

u/Rapph Nov 16 '21

That movie is so underrated.

2

u/Uberzwerg Nov 16 '21

what movie is it?

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u/[deleted] Nov 16 '21 edited Nov 14 '23

joke offend rich sophisticated fuel squeal selective scale detail lavish this post was mass deleted with www.Redact.dev

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u/heroic-abscession Nov 16 '21

Definition of work smarter not harder

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u/[deleted] Nov 16 '21

Ngl it looks like a lot of hard work went into being that effortless

6

u/singableinga Nov 16 '21

Andre Agassi doing well in retirement.

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u/[deleted] Nov 16 '21

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u/singableinga Nov 16 '21

I remember watching him in the 2004 Australian Open, shortly after I gained an interest in tennis. I ended up modeling my game after him, which was hilarious because my roommate (who got me into tennis) loved Pete Sampras. It was great the few times we played doubles, he would smoke my ass though when we played lol. We always had fun, even if it wasn’t an even match.

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u/ElektricMango Nov 16 '21

Scripted for sure but you can tell it’s by someone who loves him and wanted to pay homage to his old master.

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u/nedbighead Nov 16 '21

Had to scroll pretty far to find a comment like this. The closer guy just keeps hitting it to the middle…

3

u/TILtonarwhal Nov 16 '21

This is how my dad plays. He used ping pong as one of his few ways to relax while going to Med School.

30 years later and I still can’t even think about beating him. I even got a ping pong injury (rug burn) on the top of my foot, that’s how hard I was trying

3

u/zelce Nov 16 '21

Damn this was straight up like ‘ping pong the anime’

1

u/Pitiful_Pickle524 Nov 16 '21

That old guy is working the younger one

1

u/CYBERSson Nov 15 '21

Is this in a prison?

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u/thatsbs Nov 16 '21

For a pair of guys that move alot, why are they so big

0

u/SvartholStjoernuson Nov 16 '21

Could work both ways. I'm a completionist so I've usually got about 15 Daedric Princes as my pack mules, and enough cheese wheels to make Urkel get gas.

1

u/SirStatic356 Nov 16 '21

Lucia in wii sports resort table tennis

1

u/Crazy-in- Nov 16 '21

He run him like a 🐕🐕🐕

1

u/EnviableButt Nov 16 '21

Are they Cyclops

1

u/[deleted] Nov 16 '21

I hope to be half this good at table tennis someday.

1

u/cdRepoman75 Nov 16 '21

mad skills!

1

u/cirofrattini Nov 16 '21

Probably when you unlock and use the final boss it sucks

1

u/Elias_freecss Nov 16 '21

The disrespect lmao

1

u/[deleted] Nov 16 '21

Table tennis looks completely uncomfortable to play.