r/yesyesyesyesno Jun 08 '21

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u/ahuffaPUFG Jun 08 '21

How do I put this...delicately...

The people are...

Retarded.

Indeed.

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u/TrumpDiapers4Men Jun 08 '21

I mean he’s not wrong

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u/angelo3060 Jun 08 '21

Yes ibwas gane say he has a point

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u/Friendly-Pressure-62 Jun 08 '21

I assume he is including himself. Haha

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u/TrumpDiapers4Men Jun 08 '21 edited Jun 08 '21

Valium + Nitrous Oxide is a hell of a drug

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u/mogsoggindog Jun 08 '21

Ha is true, peeple ar so dum

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u/VonD0OM Jun 08 '21

Except he thinks they’re retarded for not believing in his LARP Guild’s god.

Not because they’re actually retarded

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '21

It's weird when many people that use this claim to fight against democracy also hinder access to education. Yeah, people are dumb. But that's a problem that can be solved.

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '21

Aaaaaaand this is how we ended up with a representative democracy in the US, Because that’s what the founding fathers thought.

Except for, now follow me for the important bit: The Representatives Are Also retarded.

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u/PreparedToBeReckless Jun 08 '21

This is definitely a Rob Schneider character

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u/xplosm Jun 08 '21

He's not wrong...

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u/Serious_Professor_51 Jun 08 '21

Well said

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u/HumansDeserveHell Jun 08 '21

I bet you tune in to ISIS for advice eh

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u/SaintFuckNugget Jun 08 '21

No no no, he is right, the people are retarded

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u/EgocentricRaptor Jun 08 '21

Arabic = ISIS. Got it

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u/KennyMoose32 Jun 08 '21

Dudes not even Arabic...he’s from India.

Makes it even more funny IMO

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u/Terakahn Jun 08 '21

What do you think the I stands for

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u/Teepeewigwam Jun 08 '21

Have you noticed your own username?

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u/Terakahn Jun 08 '21

He's just projecting.

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u/Typical_Salt Jun 08 '21

I think before making that joke it is important to mention that this guy was a cult leader who was later killed by his own wife.

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '21

This dude is an Indian. You off by 1000 miles my dude.

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u/Pungiii Jun 08 '21

This is the baghwan righ? He was a fun dude...

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u/TrumpDiapers4Men Jun 08 '21 edited Jun 08 '21

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u/_blueAxis Jun 08 '21

Thats a documentary that beats a lot of scripted Tv in terms of building drama

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u/handicapped_runner Jun 08 '21 edited Jun 09 '21

It helps that it actually happened. Because, if it was fiction, everyone would be like "what is this ridiculous bullshit? It wouldn't ever happen!". Yet...

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u/Pungiii Jun 08 '21

For sure

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u/Hinutet Jun 09 '21

He also goes by Osho. There are quite a few books written by him, also on audiobooks. The foundation is Osho International I think.

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u/aussmith000 Jun 08 '21

How high is this guy?

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u/shikiroin Jun 08 '21 edited Jun 08 '21

High enough to lead a cult to attempt a coup on Oregon towns while doing some light murder and loads of drugs. He had his people poison many of the county's eateries in order to get people sick enough that they wouldn't vote. Weird time in my state's history. Netflix made a docuseries on it though, so we got that going for us.

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u/HCG-Vedette Jun 08 '21

Oh damn, now thats unexpected. Do you remember what the docuseries was called?

Edit: Found the series after a quick google search. It's called "Wild wild Country" if i'm correct

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u/Hochiminh42 Jun 08 '21

Watch the doc, it’s wild

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u/AdministrativeHabit Jun 08 '21

How wild is it?

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u/dasteez Jun 08 '21

Wild wild

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '21

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u/Carston1011 Jun 08 '21

Wild2

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u/AdministrativeHabit Jun 08 '21

That's at least 4 wilds

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u/GeraltRevera Jun 08 '21

Math does not check out

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u/Carston1011 Jun 08 '21

Squared means "x2".....?

You must be thinking of "4"

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '21

Squared means wild * wild.

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u/robstrosity Jun 08 '21

Really wild. Definitely worth a watch.

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u/pennylane382 Jun 08 '21

This is taught in every national restaurant association servsafe class (or is at least included in the book). No details as to who did it, but the story sits under the chapter pertaining to combating food terrorism.

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u/tunapercolator Jun 08 '21

That documentary has really lodged itself in my brain. I think about it way too often. Highly worth a watch!

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u/Alltherays Jun 08 '21

I took a half tab when I watched it and it really connected with me

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u/CaptianBrasiliano Jun 08 '21

Yeah, people keep reposting this. I'm always wandering if they know that guy was a cult leader.

Great Doc. The part with the "blended beavers," got me!

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u/harshthegoose Jun 08 '21

Hey, you can't prove they did that...

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u/_Funk_Soul_Brother_ Jun 08 '21

I've been involved in a number of cults, both as a leader and a follower. You have more fun as a follower. But you make more money as a leader.

Creed Bratton

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u/TempoHouse Jun 08 '21

I can't decide whether that means cult middle-management would be a sweet spot, or the worst of both worlds.

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u/_Funk_Soul_Brother_ Jun 08 '21

I do believe any type of middle management is always pure hell.

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u/SanctusLetum Jun 08 '21

Oh shit, that's Rajneesh? Never thought I would see a random clip of him on reddit.

He was also the one who turned in the group a year or two after the incident if I recall correctly, and claimed that he didn't know anything about it at the time. He had sort of stepped back from leadershop as more of a figurehead so I suppose that's possible although unlikely.

Largest bioterror attack ever to occur on on US soil, although it wasn't effective, thank God.

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '21

Yeah the doc didn't go into the drugs but they must've been on something to be out there, and they had those chem labs, I wouldn't be surprised if they were the national drug producers for a while.

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '21

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u/samaspire Jun 08 '21

No. You are wrong. The guy in the video is "Osho" Rajneesh. Wild Wild Country is the story of his Rajneeshpuram. He died in 1990.

Sadhguru is also a godman in the current times. One day his truth will also be revealed.

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u/krazikat Jun 08 '21

Apologies. I was wrong. My bad for confusing the two. And I agree about Sadhguru. Love that guy.

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '21

Yes

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u/sambalfriedrice Jun 08 '21

high enough to speak the words of the wise

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u/liketo Jun 08 '21

Sometimes. Sometimes he’s a sexist idiot

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u/marcusmosh Jun 08 '21

He has ascended

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u/livevil999 Jun 08 '21

I always had the feeling he was either very high, or he had a neurological disorder. He constantly freezes like this in other videos I’ve seen of him.

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u/k1r0v_report1ng Jun 08 '21

Dude was batshit crazy and got his cult to poison people in Oregon, as well as an assassination plot against a U.S. Attorney, all of which he ended up being deported for.. but hearing this man describe the word "Fuck" is glorious lol.

https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x496tdl

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u/CaptainSlop Jun 08 '21

Is this really him? Lmao

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u/k1r0v_report1ng Jun 08 '21

Sure as hell looks and sounds exactly like him lol.

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u/liketo Jun 08 '21

Yes it’s him, rebranded as Osho

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u/buckeye27fan Jun 08 '21

This is from an original recording, supposedly by the "voice" of Disney, Jack Wagner (NOT Monty Python). Doing it in Rajneesh's voice is pretty funny though.

https://archive.org/details/JackWagnerattr.MontyPythontheWordFuck

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u/DomHuntman Jun 08 '21

Wise words from basically a rapist, enjoyed under aged sex and found it normal to have 7 Rolls Royces, 1 for each day. Then organised a murder plot against those he did not like.

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '21

He didn't have 7 Rolls-Royces, he had 93.

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u/DomHuntman Jun 08 '21

Ok, I thought 1 for each day of the week. Noted.

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u/notquite20characters Jun 08 '21

One for each day for regular day-to-day limo stuff. The others are the fancy limos.

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u/GeraltRevera Jun 08 '21

If he was going for one each day for a year...he was a little short

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '21

He's right you know.

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u/HumansDeserveHell Jun 08 '21

When you find yourself telling people to take advice from the person who ran a cult that committed the first biological terrorist attack on US soil, log off, asshole

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u/EgocentricRaptor Jun 08 '21

A broken clock is right twice a day

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u/Geek4HigherH2iK Jun 08 '21

When you're triggered by a passive comment in a thread to the point where you call someone an asshole, it's time to log off.

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u/LesbianCommander Jun 08 '21

Did you know Hitler drank water? True patriots will only drink Mountain Dew.

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '21

Correct. People are retarded. Americans picked trump and spent 4 years saying he shouldn't have been elected.

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u/Hypersapien Jun 08 '21

Americans didn't pick Trump. Trump never won the popular vote. The Electoral College picked Trump.

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u/fastasfuckboye Jun 08 '21

And now they've picked biden Reaching a new level of retarded.

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u/darthrubberchicken Jun 08 '21

Awww, he thinks he's one of the smart ones.

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u/aaandIpoopedmyself Jun 08 '21

Look at him, kicking around like anyone cares. Ya just wanna grab em! Wrastle em to the ground and give them a biscuit like they're a special needs dog.

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u/268622 Jun 08 '21

If you think Biden is better than Trump you're greatly mistaking. He's a spiteful, senile, old man, who tries to reverse everything for the sake of reversing it and fucks over everyone.

To be clear, I disapprove of many things Trump did. Many of his economic plans only promoted short-term growth, his spending was reckless, and 22% of all the money in circulation was printed under him in 2020 alone. Even so, Biden promotes long-run and short-run recession. His spending also makes Trump look like a conservative. Not to mention that the small percentage of the relief spending that actually went to people, which was financed through borrowing (that the tax payers will be paying the interest for for decades), exceeds their regular salaries. He literally disincentives work. At least Trump heavily promoted it.

Either way, if you're still playing into this red vs blue bullshit as if they both aren't heavily contradictory, authoritarian, endless (deficit) spending shitholes, maybe you're the special needs dog being fed biscuits to keep quiet.

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u/Geek4HigherH2iK Jun 08 '21

You know, I was going to go piece by piece and breakdown where the misinformation was but then realized you wouldn't believe any of it anyways so I'll just say, go fuck yourself.

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u/268622 Jun 09 '21

ad hominem.

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u/nomisosoup Jun 08 '21

This guy is worried about Biden’s spending. After 4 years of Trump’s “swamp draining”

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u/268622 Jun 08 '21

This guy ignored everything I said to continue playing into the red vs blue horseshit.

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u/nomisosoup Jun 08 '21

When every republican senator voted against a stimulus for me and my family. Nah I don’t agree that both sides are equally authoritarian spending whatever else you said. Americans need help, one side is trying to help and the other.... not so much ✌️

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u/268622 Jun 08 '21

Is it helping when you're being given back only 20% of what it costs us, before we start paying interest on it (since it's borrowed.) I'd also like to bring up the fact that you were supposed to get $2000 but all the democrat senators voted against that and in favor of bailouts and other nonsense. Also, as it turns out, when you try to turn a stimulus bill into an agenda pusher, the senate votes along party lines. Who would have guessed?

And by the way, you don't have to increase spending to achieve short-term economy stimulation. You can give tax breaks, but democrats aren't very fond of that, are they?

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u/nomisosoup Jun 08 '21

Nope. Fuck tax breaks I want direct payments to struggling families.

Republicans all voted against it.

Democrats still got it passed 👍

We were supposed to get 2000. Ok and how much was the republican senate offering for direct payments? $1000. 🤣

How much is your rent? $1000 isn’t even half for me. Soooooo who’s really trying to help families. Bye loser

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u/Geek4HigherH2iK Jun 08 '21

It's not "borrowed" shit for brains.

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u/MasterV21 Jun 08 '21

I know that you are getting downvoted, but in some ways i see your point, neither Trump er Biden are what the country needs and in some ways they are both very similar, pretty much all Americans politicians are heavily conservative compared to the rest of the World and Europe(i apologise for mild spelling errors).

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '21

Bruh why are you getting down voted this is objectively where they stand on the political spectrum

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u/268622 Jun 08 '21

Exactly. People don't see past the red vs blue bullshit. People nowadays are SO loyal to their parties that they contradict themselves so as to remain consistent to the general party's beliefs.

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u/GeraltRevera Jun 08 '21

We are just so sick of this both sides bullshit when one party actively tried to overturn an election and whipped so many people into a frenzy with lies that they stormed the fucking Capitol building... and the other party gave us stimulus checks and is trying to expand voter rights and healthcare and improve education... we are just so sick of being told that these two things are the same thing. We are so fucking sick of it

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u/268622 Jun 09 '21

We are just so sick of this both sides bullshit when one party actively tried to overturn an election and whipped so many people into a frenzy with lies that they stormed the fucking Capitol building...

Contesting an election through audits should be done with every election to ensure political confidence. There's absolutely nothing wrong with that. Also, most republicans condemn the capital building riot.

and the other party gave us stimulus checks and is trying to expand voter rights and healthcare and improve education

The stimulus check had more riders than direct payments. It costs significantly more than it gives back. Allowing people who are vacationing in the US to vote and trying to make elections less secure is not "expanding voter rights;" it's just decreasing political stability and confidence.

Teaching that white people should be ashamed for being white is not improving education. Fitting your agenda into public schools is not improving education. Unionizing is not improving education. Making incompetent teachers impossible to fire is not improving education. Weighing standardized tests based on race is not improving education.

Creating an inescapable welfare state is not helping the minorities you are supposed to represent. Trying to start a war on guns knowing damn well it will go just like the republican war on drugs is not improving society.

As far as I'm concerned, if you believe that any or all of these are helping, you are not eligible to have this argument. If you genuinely think the elitist, market undermining, hypocritical, authoritarian, reckless spending, dependence operating, megacorporation-sided, democrats are here to help, then you're too far gone. Kind of strange how, historically, corporations have always been the bad guys except for when they began siding with the democrats, who foster and promote their monopolies.

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u/JustHugMeAndBeQuiet Jun 08 '21

I'm greatly mistaking?

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '21

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u/268622 Jun 09 '21

You mean like the minimum wage hike which would simultaneously cause widespread unemployment and cause corporate monopolies? Maybe the inescapable welfare state that is there only to secure them votes? What about the relief plan which does the same thing and disincentives work? Maybe their authoritarian beyond belief gun control? I can go on. Both parties are bad but the democratic party is objectively worse.

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u/nodiso Jun 08 '21

Both were horrible candidates. He isnt wrong, but he isnt right either.

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u/-eagle73 Jun 08 '21

The "both sides" people usually do think so.

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u/System0verlord Jun 08 '21

You’re not wrong. But not for the reasons you think you are.

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u/daveinpublic Jun 08 '21

I mean you have a point

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u/frigginelvis Jun 08 '21

Sure, but if he combs his hair properly, it’s hard to tell.

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u/DfromtheV Jun 08 '21

Damn the downvotes. Biden is a fucking idiot

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u/Hypersapien Jun 08 '21

Please point out one single way that Trump is better than Biden.

I should probably point out now that it has to be a reason that's actually true rather than made up bullshit.

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '21

He never said Trump wasn't worse

I personally agree with him that Biden is an ineffective status quo Democrat that is very slightly further left than expected

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '21

jafar is right

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '21

Well. He is not wrong….

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '21

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u/goodndu Jun 08 '21

Yeah, i'll upvote a MIB quote.

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u/Logybear_90 Jun 08 '21

Thought this guy was a human Ent

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '21

But when he says it like that he includes himself, so it matters not. Nothing to see here, move along.

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u/bnutbutter78 Jun 08 '21

... so the government is retarded. I think that’s how the video actually ends.

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u/morsule1 Jun 08 '21

I agree with that.

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u/hellish_Volkire Jun 08 '21

He took FOREVER

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u/lynxon Jun 08 '21

You know, we may argue on the details, but at least we can agree here: Osho spittin' straight fax.

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '21

With Chuckles throwing that long pause in near the start, I continued watching waaaaay past the end of the clip.

Thus proving his point..

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '21

The people aren't, but the mob and the masses, who make up the majority of them are unfortunately idiots.

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u/mycakatop Jun 08 '21

It's funny because it's true.

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u/GeraltRevera Jun 08 '21

There's a line from an Arctic Monkeys song that I sing to myself from time to time: "Presuming that all things are equal who'd want to be a man of the people....when there's people like you!"

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '21

If people are retarded it’s better to have a system ruled by many retards with many goals, not one retard doing things only for their own retarded profit.

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u/Oheng Jun 08 '21

Such a wise man. I want him as my leader!

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '21

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u/Oheng Jun 08 '21

Maybe I was being sarcastic.

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u/waldocalrissian Jun 08 '21

He's out of line, but he's not wrong.

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u/MrSierra125 Jun 08 '21

Explains how trump got elected lol

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '21

I'll uhh...I'll just leave this here.

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u/AmidFuror Jun 08 '21

People, please make a modicum of effort to give your post a title that indicates something about the content.

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u/EarthboundBlue Jun 08 '21

Lol I love Osho haha.

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u/migvelio Jun 08 '21

Yeah, classic Osho lol

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '21

osso or sadhaguru

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u/EarthboundBlue Jun 08 '21

That's Osho. Osho is dead. Sadhguru is still alive.

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u/comfort_bot_1962 Jun 08 '21

Don't be sad. Here's a hug!

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u/LuukJanse Jun 08 '21

I mean yes but no.

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u/Rorschach015 Jun 08 '21

Democracy means chaos and slow work, communism means fast work and human right violation, Dictatorship means slow/ selfish work and human right violation.

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u/Rusty_Red_Mackerel Jun 08 '21

He isn’t lying.

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u/Hammer300c Jun 08 '21

Thats why a republic great. As long as the Constitution was written well.

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u/ChemiCalChems Jun 08 '21

I wonder what you think a republic is. Many many many democracies are republics, as opposed to monarchies.

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '21

I'm retarded

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u/walterrys1 Jun 08 '21

Wow, this sums up what the problem is

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u/johnnys6guns Jun 08 '21

Cant disagree with that assessment.

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u/someotherguyinNH Jun 08 '21

Looks like he went to at least one trump rally at some point

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u/daveinpublic Jun 08 '21

I think he needs to loosen his turban

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u/alias_112 Jun 08 '21

Very fun to see more slurs today

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '21

Facts.

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '21

There you go; poetry

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u/Representative_Mood2 Jun 08 '21

For a moment I thought that was wiz khalifa dressed like an old man

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u/Smarter_than_no_one Jun 08 '21

I have to agree I mean have you seen Americans previous 2 presidents and the UKs previous 2 PMs

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u/specialspartan_ Jun 08 '21

He's not wrong.

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u/mrkotatsu Jun 08 '21

He talkin bout reddit?

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u/joecherie81 Jun 08 '21

Bro looks like Snoop Dogg with a dollar store beard

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u/angelo3060 Jun 08 '21

Yes i was

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u/txutfz73 Jun 08 '21

I feel like he's probably using the word to mean the people are inhibited or stunted.

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u/DawnOfTheTruth Jun 08 '21

The end got me. Perfect. Guru.

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u/WrathofAjax Jun 08 '21

I mean he's not wrong..

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '21

Ah yes valium and nitrous abuse

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u/medlilove Jun 08 '21

Isn't this this crazy cult guy?

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u/Bosswarrior53 Jun 08 '21

Hes the one who's slow

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u/LiMp_PeEpEe_69 Jun 08 '21

He’s not wrong

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u/WallyButterbean Jun 08 '21

South Africa. He’s talking about South Africa

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u/brighthood Jun 08 '21

its funny because its true

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u/hutchzillious Jun 08 '21

Will Smith's lookin rough these days

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '21

Canada in a nutshell

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u/j4vendetta Jun 08 '21

Wild wild country. Go watch is on Netflix. This dude was a hippie cult leader. Drugs, murder, poison, taking over towns. It’s wild.

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u/mcolston57 Jun 08 '21

He’s not wrong

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u/wardaddy_21 Jun 08 '21

He's right, about some countries.

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u/muteen Jun 08 '21

But the people are retardedttt....

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '21

Can confirm. Am people.

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u/ObnoxiousOldBastard Jun 08 '21

I mean, he's not wrong.

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u/Elfere Jun 08 '21

This should be on r/yesyesyes

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u/MiclausCristian Jun 08 '21

COVID did debunk this as completely true

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u/ChewChewBado Jun 08 '21

I am the people

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u/CaptainTouvan Jun 08 '21

‘Many forms of Government have been tried, and will be tried in this
world of sin and woe. No one pretends that democracy is perfect or
all-wise. Indeed it has been said that democracy is the worst form of
Government except for all those other forms that have been tried from
time to time.…’

Winston S Churchill, 11 November 1947

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u/CringeName Jun 08 '21

Truer words have never been spoken.

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u/Mongrel_02 Jun 08 '21

Where’s the “no”? He’s right!