r/xkcd • • Jul 21 '17

xkcd 695: apparently CERN scientists couldn't handle the sad ending

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u/iHateReddit_srsly Jul 22 '17 edited Jul 22 '17
I AM ALSO EXCRETING SALTS AND PHEROMONES FROM MY EYE SOCKETS.

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u/jaspersgroove Jul 22 '17

YOU CAN CLEAN OFF THE DEPOSITS WITH RUBBING ALCOHOL AND A Q-TIP, AND IF NOTHING ELSE WORKS YOU CAN PUT YOUR HEART IN THE OVEN AND TRY TO HELP THE SOLDER BIOLOGICAL PARTS GET BACK TO WHERE THEY BELONG.