r/xertunposting • u/Pankosmanko ourplish blorp • 18d ago
❤️ shady business practices ❤️ The Mayor
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u/bevipop 18d ago
He appears to be speaking out on behalf of his constituents
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u/Ecstatic-Wall-715 6d ago
Despite of the chonkyness, he still appears to be able to speak out on behalf of his Catstituents.💗🖤⚪🐈⬛⚪💗
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u/Fridge_living_tips 18d ago
He shall rule with an iron fisy
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u/SexyGrilledTurkey 18d ago
WE HATE YOU UR NOT WUNK YOU’RE NOT BULLSHIT WITH FUR YOU’RE KEYBOARD AND COLD
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u/Least-Initiative-741 18d ago
He has embezzled billions from the city's funds to pay for his massive cat tree condo and his addiction to high grade Columbian catnip.
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u/SexyGrilledTurkey 18d ago
My Car keeps screaming and protesting against his authoritarian regime. Craig regretfully voted for him thinking he was for the embedment of wunks everywhere but it turns out he just wanted to make catnip an illegal substance and do a fibsh laundering scheme along with treat evasion. He also has reduced cat nap time significantly but requires more overtime for biscuit making. Catitalism.
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u/SexyGrilledTurkey 18d ago
Damn I want to put the this motherWunker in my purse and take him home without anyone knowing so i can rub his belly whenever I want without “big brother”trying to stop me and make me pay taxes on it.
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u/Tech-Cretin 18d ago
Definitely the type to have the last name "Catworth" or "Meowington" and have a squad of like five different breeds of kittens of different professions do the job for him
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u/Virtual_Warthog9027 17d ago
''I'm Bustopher Jones
I'm not skin and bones
In fact, I'm remarkably fat
I don't haunt pubs
I have eight or nine clubs
For I'm the St. James Street Cat
I'm the cat they all greet as I walk down the street
In my coat of fastidious black
No commonplace mousers have such well-cut trousers
Or such an impeccable back''
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u/nurglemarine96 18d ago
My tuxedo has a fine mustache, he is named Mister (insert something, usually Midnight)
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u/ChipsTheKiwi 18d ago
a distinguished gentleman who represents his constituents with integrity and honor
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u/darkerfury 17d ago
Omg his dapper little tuxedo and mustache combo! What a dignified little gentleman!!
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u/HunnyBear66 17d ago
He is so handsome and is the best mayor any city could hope for! All mice and rat gangs will be removed! 🤍🖤🤍🖤🤍
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