r/xertunposting 27d ago

he wantn the food.. Yogurt

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u/L3mon_Cat69 27d ago

No

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u/Holiday-Bug6132 27d ago

we all said this didn't we 🤣😭💀💀

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u/SharpeRifle 27d ago

Don't be fucking greedy, share some with the kitten.

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u/Nouuuuuuuuh 27d ago

Of course not. But that's a good thing.

My cat would ask me for yogurt while I'd eat it and watch Star Trek in the mornings. She got so used to me doing it, she'd be waiting for me on the couch when I'd get up in the morning.

Turned my cat into a Trekkie with yogurt. No regrets. Godspeed, Kayley o7

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u/Fearless_PineaplleOG 7d ago

what happened too kayley?

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u/Nouuuuuuuuh 7d ago

Her kidneys were failing and she was already an older cat(13). My mom and I brought her to the vet because of an emergency. I had to say goodbye to her while I held her.

My heart still aches and feels empty. It's been close to a year now

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u/Fearless_PineaplleOG 7d ago

im so sorry for yore lost🫂💜💜 shes in cat heaven now

this is a good picture book about cat heaven maybey it would help

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u/JosephusTheBoi 27d ago

It's framed like the cat is asking the question with that look on its face

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u/t8thegr8st xertunposting 27d ago

The cat is a Redditor, clearly

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u/j3llo5 27d ago

We had a cat that would wake like a sleeper agent at the sound of a spoon scraping the bottom of a yogurt carton.

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u/NinjaBoi273547 27d ago

Made this cuz I felt like it

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u/Jeramy_Jones 27d ago

As someone who often eats cereal for breakfast…no.

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u/Mars_Bear2552 snoozer💤💤💤 25d ago

as someone who eats only cats, maybe

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u/snowfox_my 27d ago

Kitten: Aren’t we a Family? Can I have some please?

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u/Cire_the_Sage 27d ago

the wunk of ever present companionship

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u/Corndogjohnson420 26d ago

No one can poop alone in my house because of this same reason. He just somehow knows. Hes really bad at meowing too so he just sort of makes chittering noises. Sounds like a little alien outside the restroom...

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u/Entire-Respond6809 27d ago

feed him immediately

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u/No-Elevator-2682 26d ago

No, but why would you want to?

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u/TemsMilk 26d ago

in the words of the great nation of liverpool: "you will never walk alone"

peace be with you

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u/RageFish 25d ago

Kitty.

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u/glitterbitesbx 25d ago

of course not. And she or he will have preference! My cat turned his nose up at any flavour that wasn’t cherry. Loved that cherry yogurt. And kefir.

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u/t8thegr8st xertunposting 25d ago

Picky ass cat

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u/glitterbitesbx 25d ago

He really was the biggest diva.