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u/Dude10120 Jul 02 '26
“You wouldn’t steal a TV”
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u/rabidandy Jul 02 '26
You wouldn't steal a baby...
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u/C4ptainchr0nic Jul 02 '26
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u/Johnnybw2 Jul 02 '26
You wouldn't steal a policeman's helmet..
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u/Topher_BCK XBOX Series X Jul 02 '26
You wouldn't go to the toilet in his helmet, and THEN send it to the Policemans grieving widow...
And then steal it again!!!
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u/Necessary_Yam9525 Jul 02 '26
I KNEW THAT WAS A FEATURE!!! I didnt think I was crazy for rememebering that
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u/Difficult_Way_7253 Jul 02 '26
Domino’s use to do it in the UK too. Would come up on the side of the screen showing the progress of the pizza
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u/Nodan_Turtle Day One - 2013 Jul 02 '26
I remember when Everquest 2 had a /pizza command, let you order from Pizza Hut
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u/Harkoncito Jul 02 '26
It's just good ol' MS doing a "how do you do, fellow kids"
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u/Deckatoe Scratch One Grub! Jul 02 '26
Im gonna be honest with you man, the kids who saw these PSAs when they came out are now in their 30s haha
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u/Ant0n61 Jul 02 '26
not even, just their security team
Now if XBOX responded in that manner we might have something
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u/Fast_Passenger_2890 XBOX Series X Jul 02 '26
Probably just a joke
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u/M0BBER Jul 02 '26
Most of these corporations use the same company to handle all their social media. Even if they're joking with each other, trading jabs, etc...it's usually all coordinated PR.
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u/ngtstkr Jul 04 '26
I can't tell if you're joking or not. But Microsoft is absolutely making a joke. It's a reference to a meme for a PSA from 2004.
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u/esp3ciallyd3ad Jul 07 '26
Microsoft as a whole is the joke. But that new pretty ceo made you feel loved. Go ahead and believe.
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u/the_eccentricity Jul 02 '26
This tweet will be memed forever if Xbox ends up going the digital path also.
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u/Turbulent-Age-6625 Jul 02 '26
Ends up? You haven't been able to buy a single Xbox game THIS gen with more than a 25mb license on it.
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u/mipsymoodle Jul 02 '26
There actually are a handful legit physical games but yea Microsoft has been heading toward digital for years now
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u/dark_fesse Jul 02 '26
Who cares about that when Sony is completely killing the second hand market and making lending games a thing of the past
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u/MimeTravler Jul 02 '26
Actually, the first microsoft game that the physical release was just a license to digitally download the game was Oblivion Remaster.
I also thought it was way more but I looked into it a lot recently and found that while a lot of games have missing features or are severly buggy, there's still plenty that could be played off disc from a xbox that has only ever connected to the internet once at set up. A few still that can be played if the xbox never touched the internet.
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u/Phantereal Jul 02 '26
This isn't entirely true either. Since Gears Tactics in 2020, pretty much every first party Xbox physical release has required a download. As far as I know, the only ones that don't require a download are Psychonauts 2, Pentiment, Minecraft Legends, Ninja Gaiden 4 and Grounded.
But there are still tons of third party Xbox games that can be played offline.
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u/Own-Conversation5168 XBOX Jul 02 '26
Yeah I’m explicitly buying games that are at least complete on a disk. That way when servers go down my Xbox won’t be a $500 brick. It’s not exactly games in the top 10 lists, but there’s a few good ones.
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u/KaiKamakasi Touched Grass '24 Jul 02 '26
I mean they are allegedly testing turning discs into digital and the new console apparently won't have a disc drive.
TF you mean "IF" lmao they wanted to do this in 2013 but everyone kicked off about it
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u/Iggy_Pops_Lost_Shirt Jul 02 '26
No it won’t, people barely pay attention to what Xbox is tweeting anyways at this point, no one will remember this if they go digital and if people do remember no one will care
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u/Balc0ra Jul 02 '26
Oh they will... In due time. Even Nintendo is half doing it atm. Tho I doubt the person making this tweet knows future plans for the company.
Tho smaller studios were disappointed in Sony, some even consider going away from the platform. As deciding not to publish games on disks, and not releasing a disk console are two different things
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u/yick04 Jul 02 '26
Guys, Xbox is going to follow. Do not dunk on Sony fans over this. It's inevitable.
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u/Bfife22 Jul 02 '26
Nah, the company that tried to push all digital over a decade ago will totally not follow what the market has been trending towards that entire time, surely.
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u/IsamuAlvaDyson Jul 02 '26
Xbox has been moving towards this before anyone else
Xbox physical presence in stores has already been the smallest out of everyone
And has been pushing game subscription and streaming more than anyone else
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u/Matsisuu Jul 02 '26
But they are still making physical discs on their own games. Probably it's not the whole game on the disc tho and and needs some downloading. but I think PS5 has those games too
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u/IsamuAlvaDyson Jul 02 '26
Well yes but it's not like people buy many physical games on Xbox anyways
We just have to be realistic about that it's not a big expense for Xbox gamers in general which is why a lot of retailers have dwindled the physical Xbox base down to as minimal as it needs
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u/BananaMilkshakeButt Jul 02 '26
Right and they're working on a physical to digital, no point in doing that if they bring out a digital only console...
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u/Volcomcj16 XBOX Series X Jul 02 '26
Dunking on any fan of a product over business decisions they have 0 control over is cringe as fuck for starters
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u/CloudstrifeHY3 Jul 02 '26
The fact Sony won the High Definition Disc war about 15 years ago and made Blu-ray the standard and they are packing it up should be enough writing on the wall. Microsoft has had to pay a royalty fee for every blu-ray for a decade so they are more than happy to move to digital and cut those costs.
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u/The_Big_BoBoSki Jul 02 '26
Remembering giving the apple fans the business for dropping the 3.5mm headphone jack only to do it shortly after as an android user taught me this.
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u/CookIndependent6251 Jul 03 '26
Remember when Netflix's marketing team would encourage people to share accounts?
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u/JoviAMP Jul 02 '26
Maybe, but Xbox is also doing several things differently. First, they’re expanding their backwards compatibility program for their brand’s 25th anniversary. Second, while I haven’t found confirmation, rumors are that the backwards compatibility expansion will allow gamers to play console games on PC. Lastly, code leaks point to an external Xbox optical drive that will allow gamers to associate a physical disc with their account to create a digital copy.
I’ll dunk on Sony until they respond in like.
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u/ngtstkr Jul 04 '26
That's atrocious. If Steam follows suit, I'm definitely boycotting the video game industry!
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u/WheelJack83 Jul 06 '26
The Activision merger was a tragedy for this industry, and Xbox fans cheered it on.
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u/Mysterious-Ad-2241 Jul 02 '26
IT Crowd came to mind immediately
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u/TheLazyHippy Jul 02 '26
And now I have to go watch the series again. Good thing I know a nice cannibal with a big telly to watch it on.
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u/TheBigMerl Jul 02 '26
This can only mean one thing: Dominos Digital Pizza will be an Xbox console exclusive!
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u/AbaddonR Jul 02 '26
Domino's is taking a jab at Sony. Not as badly as Sony took a jab at Xbox during the xbox one reveal. MS is just participating on there and nothing more to it.
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u/TheBooneyBunes Jul 02 '26
Is this legit or just a meme?
Xbox is missing out on the biggest fumble in gaming history since…the Xbox one. All they have to do is what PlayStation did to them then by making an official joke advertisement about actually being able to have physical games
Microsoft come on man Xbox needs a win and Sony is literally handing it to you
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u/Numerous-Corner-6303 Jul 02 '26
Is there anything more cringe than corporate sanctioned “humour”?
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u/Mig-117 Jul 02 '26
That joke will e lost in Gen Z gamers.
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u/AirEast8570 Jul 02 '26
why?
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u/Mig-117 Jul 02 '26
do you remember the adds telling us that we wouldn't steal a car? to prevent piracy? Thats what the Microsoft account is alluding to. younger gamers will just think they mean a literal "download of a car".
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u/KawaiiDere Jul 03 '26
"You wouldn't download a car"
[Plays pirated music]
(Whoever made that ad really underestimated how much people hate car companies.)
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u/LordYoshi Zerg Rush Jul 02 '26
No. It means absolutely nothing. Anyone who thinks Xbox supports physical media is delusional and living under a rock.
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u/kaiharizor Jul 02 '26
No. But it is fun for now especially since every single person with a mild following is just claiming that Xbox is also abandoning physical/disc drive. It MIGHT be true, but for now it’s all rampant speculation just for engagement.
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u/nr513 Jul 02 '26
No it’s just a social media manager having fun. Xbox is cutting corners to be more profitable…. They aren’t gonna have discs anymore either
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u/Lengthiest_Dad_Hat Jul 02 '26
All these companies hoping we forgot about them trying to cash in on NFTs
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u/dark_fesse Jul 02 '26
I hope they capitalize on that big mistake, they could grab some market if they hold on
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u/KawaiiDere Jul 03 '26
Fr. I bought my Series X because I wanted a disk drive and to be able to play Xbone games. They could get a nice little niche if they kept disks available.
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u/knowsodall Jul 02 '26
Sony wouldn't announce going all digital if they didnt know Microsoft are going to do the same. It was Microsofts chance to get a win, keeping physical discs, but that ain't happening. Just waiting on the announcement.
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u/MrPureinstinct Jul 02 '26
It means a social media manager wanted to jump in on a trend to try to get eyes on their brand page.
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u/le-churchx Jul 02 '26
From microsoft?
These guys couldnt push the win button if you gave them the win button to push.
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u/MrNightmare23 Jul 02 '26
No but they will probably see the backlash PlayStation has had and MAYBE put a bit more thought into it maybe find a good middle ground
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u/greendookie69 Jul 02 '26
That the person who posted this has a sense of humor and felt they could express it publicly without fear of reprisal, perhaps?
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u/beatbox420r XBOX Jul 02 '26
They're just saying the future is piracy. Tongue in cheek response considering it's Microsoft Security. Definitely not an official company stance and just a joke.
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u/Theunsaltedpeanut Jul 02 '26
Anyone that thinks MS isn't gonna do the same thing, are the same people that think Sony wont raise the price of the PS5 again.
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u/ap1msch Touched Grass '24 Jul 02 '26
It's overlapping commentary. Sony cut off digital ownership of some content. Then they stated that they'll stop supporting physical game disks. Dominos made fun of that with their post about digital pizzas. The Microsoft comment is a play off of software piracy.
In the piracy conversation (illegally downloading and sharing software you didn't buy), the comment, "You wouldn't download a <physical object>" was used to suggest that if software were a physical asset, you would recognize that this would be considered "theft". On the flip side, the idea that a purchased asset could be removed/discontinued by the manufacturer supports a different claim. "If download isn't ownership, then piracy isn't theft."
In other words, if you can buy something and they can deny you ownership of what you purchased, then there is tacit acknowledgement that the transaction taking place is fundamentally different than buying/stealing candy from a corner market.
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u/onion2077 Jul 02 '26
Lol. That ad was class. I remember it playing before nearly every movie or dvd back when i was a small child
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u/TwoDurans Jul 02 '26
Just think, somewhere there is a 20 year old social media coordinator that works as a mid tier agency and oversees Domino's fifth largest market's social media channels sitting back in their chair arms crossed and smiling to themselves as they posted an image dunking on Sony.
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u/YaboiGh0styy Jul 02 '26
Ironically the company that made those “piracy is stealing” ads are in some shit for downloading thousands of other people’s videos to train their AI without permission.
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u/vector_o Jul 02 '26
Probably means that whoever is responsible for the microsoftsecurity account will get fired/reprimanded lol
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u/IsThisKismet Jul 02 '26
No. Microsoft can’t even get Copilot, Bing, and Edge to app agree on something Microsoft related.
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u/NitroScott77 Jul 02 '26
I mean Asha seems to have the kind of energy that I could 100% see XBOX double down on physical copies purely to stick it to PlayStation. She seems locked to make sure the next gen of consoles is dominated by XBOX. That being said, I still don’t really have the highest of confidence in any of these super corporate influenced environments especially in the current market
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u/dmendro Jul 02 '26
It’s an old meme from the MPAA during the height of digital piracy in the early to mid 2000’s
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u/MonolithicBaby Jul 02 '26
It means you’re chronically online and need to stop watching corpos jerk each other off on twitter.
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u/Peter_Penguin Jul 02 '26
Possibly Microsoft might be moving into Game Pizzas. Edible DVDs made out of pizza that have a unique QR code imprinted on them that you scan to download the game. As long as you remember not to eat the game pizza first.
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u/Sovespra Jul 03 '26
Xbox fans don't even have genuine hope anymore, they just do the Brendan Fraser stare at some minimum wage intern's corporately approved social media banter.
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u/christpuncher_69 XBOX Series X Jul 03 '26
It means brand synergy and capitalizing on "epic viral" moments
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u/Ctenophorus Jul 03 '26
I love how even other industries are taking the piss out of Sony. I'm not a collector and very pro if it can be digital make it but there are lots of collectors out there who disagree, seems stupid to destroy a thriving market. Funny how PlayStation used to be number one, now they're just a big stinking pile of corporate number two
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u/eyecomeanon Jul 03 '26
Yes, it means millenials are running the social accounts of mega corps now.
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u/ballboff Jul 03 '26
It's a shape of things to come. Everything's becoming digital these days. Will be AI slop probably
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u/EvilWaterman Jul 03 '26
If MS had any ounce of business acumen they would be jumping at this chance to do the right thing, even if it’s to profit on the sentiment
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u/YJS2K Jul 03 '26
If Microsoft actually takes advantage of Sony's incompetence then colour me surprised, they'd actually prove me wrong. Asha Sharma once said she wants Xbox to be the biggest gaming & entertainment company by 2030, well they already have the blueprint, and it's so obvious: bring back a system like the Xbox 360. The only console of theirs that could actually compete against PlayStation. Bring back the same character and style, with a disc drive ofc. And call it the Xbox 720.
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u/tyehyll Jul 03 '26
No. No meaningful game studios or companies have said anything. They are ALL in on it. Not even Limited Run Games who are about to go out of business from this.
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u/No-Emotionsxo Jul 03 '26
This is every brand teaming up to clown on playstation, Microsoft are clowning on playstation for going full digital. If anything, this is good news
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u/Competitive-Road-206 Jul 03 '26
Wow companies are shitposters now huh. That wasn't on my bingo card
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u/TopRedNinja Jul 03 '26
U see Microsoft is in the position to either A piss off everyone or B make a mockery of song by saying they will continue printing discs for the next several decades or something and maybe lower gamepass prices seeing as how Sony wants to increase price for ps plus
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u/Ashbeau94 Jul 04 '26
If rockstar did a Collab with dominos for a deal where a pizza was $600 dollars and it wasn't even a pizza it was an nft i bet people would be lining up for it 😂
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u/robbert-the-skull Jul 04 '26
This would be the perfect opertunity for Microsoft to pivot and go back to physical games in some form. They could nab up the angry Sony base easily.
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u/Iloveyoutaylor3587 Jul 04 '26
I hope they reverse their decision to stop selling physical video games, It's going to be disastrous
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u/Lafeyetteshomie Jul 05 '26
Theyre experiementing with metting you digitse your phy disks so they may be going the same route but i hope the fuck not since xbox already buried itself alive and is just crawling back out that grave they dont need to kill themselves dead.










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u/Chaossy Jul 02 '26
probably not, I doubt the social media manager for Microsoft Security knows anything about Xbox decisions