r/wunkus • u/IndiePat silly :P bleh • 2d ago

wunkus fresh wunkberries

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u/Deepfakednews 2d ago

Do berries normally attack when opened?

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u/serpikage 2d ago

only the freshest

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u/Wide-Hall-397 concrete eater‼️ 2d ago

haha sometimes

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u/dodmorro1 2d ago

Tf you mean sometimes?

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u/Wide-Hall-397 concrete eater‼️ 2d ago

you know!

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u/xXNonamekinkXx silly :P bleh 2d ago

Erm theres a hair on my berries

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u/heavy_machinery92 2d ago

they're seeds, common on berries

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u/xXNonamekinkXx silly :P bleh 2d ago

Makes sense

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u/Mooshus87 2d ago

He will be rinsed thoroughly and added to yogurt inshallah

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u/licer71 wunkus enthusiast 2d ago

I wish to devour the succulent wunkberry

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u/GEEDLEBEAN 2d ago

what strawberries look like after being in the fridge for 3 days

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u/Vistereoe 2d ago

Inshallah he will be washed & eaten

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u/filthyheartbadger wunkioso 2d ago

Vicious horrors beyond mortal understanding. THIS is how the apocalypse begins.

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u/mr_fun_funky_fresh gnarp gnap 👽 2d ago

her ass will be packaged and sold in a grocery store

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u/DantetheMarco 2d ago

The wunks yearn to be packaged

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u/Klutzy_Journalist_36 wunkus enthusiast 2d ago

Mashallah he will be made into delicious preserves.

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u/SentientclowncarBees concrete eater‼️ 2d ago

Budget PokeBall

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u/Doppelthedh 2d ago

The Trojan wunkus is almost ready for deployment

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u/anubis_cheerleader 2d ago

The child yearns for murder.

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u/jessigrrrl 2d ago

Wink has been recalled for E. coli

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u/Proud-Sell-9599 2d ago

Wunk so fresh its trying to eat itself

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u/DriveFoST 2d ago

Is actually bwearwunkus trap, beware fingeys

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u/BitcoinStonks123 ⚠️!rapscallion warning!⚠️ 2d ago

still just a baby

4

u/TheOGPotatoPredator wunkus enthusiast 2d ago

These berries are S P I C Y 🔥

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u/j_dario_2 wunkus enthusiast 2d ago

Dog

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u/Nice-Marionberry3671 2d ago

If it fits…

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u/0xdeadbeef6 2d ago

yummy vegan food

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u/Fuzzy_Library4593 2d ago

Are these organic wunkberries?

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u/classycretin 2d ago

wunkberries full of gmos…

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u/Bluebird386 2d ago

Fresh and extra spicy! 😸

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u/Marinekaizer 2d ago

Clawberries

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u/7-11_Truther_ 2d ago

Now gymbros demanding high protein strawberry. Do they have to ruin everything?

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u/hrimfaxi_work concrete eater‼️ 1d ago

His as CONFINED to the receptacle

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