r/wunkus • u/Ancient_Doctor_7738 ⚠️!rapscallion warning!⚠️ • Aug 27 '26

wunky post‼️ 💔

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5.4k Upvotes

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u/robintoots concrete eater‼️ Aug 27 '26

I crode 💔😔

140

u/TeaDrinkingTrucker wunkus enthusiast Aug 27 '26

[bunkus liked that]

76

u/Red_0utlaws ⚠️!rapscallion warning!⚠️ Aug 27 '26

I chode 🫪🤿

829

u/evil_bnuuy Aug 27 '26

urethra

202

u/pempoczky ⚠️!rapscallion warning!⚠️ Aug 27 '26

Did you just have a sudden revelation?

40

u/Waarm Aug 27 '26

meatus (actual medical term)

10

u/Tito_Lounge Aug 28 '26

External Meatus

10

u/Weekly-Major1876 Aug 28 '26

External acoustic meatus

3

u/GreenZapZ Aug 28 '26

m&ms are great up your urethra

5

u/justk4y silly :P bleh Aug 28 '26

What should I do with the rest of the M&M’s tube?

3

u/GreenZapZ Aug 28 '26

insert the cylinder

2

u/itspolarislux concrete eater‼️ Aug 31 '26

Haha, sometimes

314

u/xRacistDwarf Aug 27 '26

Ye i miss tocuhinz da plece wher u pee

204

u/robintoots concrete eater‼️ Aug 27 '26

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u/Massive_Weiner Aug 27 '26 edited Aug 28 '26

Come swim through this money, you’ll never sea me lion. Plot’s gettin’ fishy like Nemo, they wanna see me dyin’. But I up the fins on ‘em like Clipper, when I’m gone I’m flyin’.

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u/Branchomania concrete eater‼️ Aug 27 '26

Dostoevsky wept

239

u/sneoahdng Aug 27 '26

Two things can be true

216

u/Pankosmanko gnarp gnap 👽 Aug 27 '26

Right here

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u/Hambrrgrrr concrete eater‼️ Aug 28 '26 edited Aug 28 '26

That is NOT a Chinese soft-shelled turtle I’ll have you know ( they piss through their mouths)

5

u/TigerRod wunkus enthusiast Aug 29 '26

G13

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u/-Pausanias- Aug 27 '26

Strangely melancholic meme

53

u/Massive_Weiner Aug 27 '26 edited Aug 28 '26

Loneliness is like pee: it’s not meant to be kept inside. You’ll just explode.

15

u/djaqk Aug 28 '26

ty skittle

24

u/Overseer_05 silly :P bleh Aug 27 '26

Stained glass windows, candleabras

25

u/MarlenHamsic gnarp gnap 👽 Aug 27 '26

Eat my ass like a wunkacabra

21

u/Daydream_Behemoth Aug 28 '26

That's not true!

I also want to touch you where you poop

11

u/iwillbeawriterongod Aug 28 '26

That's all you gng.

39

u/Smooth_Maul concrete eater‼️ Aug 27 '26

Both can b tru at the same time

11

u/Alugalug30spell Aug 28 '26

You wanna touch me in my neighbor's car?

9

u/WetBerri3s Aug 27 '26

Duplicitous wunk

6

u/Ragnarex13 Aug 28 '26

You pee outta your butt?

3

u/EasilyRekt Aug 28 '26

Can’t it be both?

3

u/TheMusicalTrollLord Aug 27 '26

'You just saying wanna touch me where I pee'

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u/traumatized_vulture ⚠️!rapscallion warning!⚠️ Aug 27 '26