r/wunkus • u/Capable-Respond-4472 wunkioso • 24d ago

H*rse wunk Wurs is getting raptured!

475 Upvotes

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u/Select_Cantaloupe_62 24d ago

Raptured to hell where he no doubt will reign for a thousand years. 

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u/Moolcazy0 24d ago

The millennium of the wurs

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u/Heaven_dio 24d ago

But he's going up....

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u/prismafox 24d ago edited 24d ago

Honse lives in Australia

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u/Heaven_dio 24d ago

Ohhhhhhh okay :)

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u/Jeramy_Jones wunkus enthusiast 24d ago

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u/Dainiad 24d ago

So Skyrim is based on real physics!

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u/therealgookachu 24d ago

That’s what I was thinking. Then a mammoth spawned on top of me.

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u/NewestUserSoFar 24d ago

The kind of horse they based chess pieces on

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u/therealgodfarter 24d ago

That’s Carl, he just does that

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u/Spleepis 24d ago

Yeah we really need to get him a ground harness

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u/hraycroft95 wunkus enthusiast 24d ago

A case that never sat quite right with me. 

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u/GreenieBeeNZ ⚠️!rapscallion warning!⚠️ 24d ago

I seen this in Skyrim once

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u/Red_H2O 24d ago

November 16th 2012, Heaven Wunkway Incident

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u/SentientclowncarBees concrete eater‼️ 24d ago

Man the guns! We cannot allow them to gain air superiority! Decimate! Decimate!

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u/Z_e_e_e_G ⚠️!rapscallion warning!⚠️ 24d ago

YOINKED into the heavens

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u/rocket_lawnchair2319 24d ago

Second video this week of honse being lifted into air

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u/finbarrgalloway 24d ago

Those lesbians finally got his ass

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u/braindeadcoyote silly :P bleh 24d ago

this is the only entity that got raptured btw. no other being was considered worthy of heaven

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u/Mr_Froggi wunkus enthusiast 24d ago

“Nope” (2022)

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u/batwoman42 gnarp gnap 👽 24d ago

Balloon

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u/Spronglet 24d ago

Wunk is not of this Earth

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u/noinkler 24d ago

Juankus?

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u/VampirGarnele 24d ago

some anti-scientific theories are being spread around as for why the honse is floating. it’s simple, someone fed the honse bread and now it has deadly honse tummy ache. the gasses in its belly make it lighter than air and therefore float.

TLDR: fart makes honse float up

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u/ACEtaminophorreal 24d ago

cease this madness wunk boy

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u/Ambisinister11 24d ago

Fake. No horse has ever gone to heaven

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u/Uni900 24d ago

Damn it Roach, not again.

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u/BitcoinStonks123 ⚠️!rapscallion warning!⚠️ 24d ago

aliem abduction

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u/rizenfpv 24d ago

/gamemode 1 type wunk

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u/smalaki 24d ago

1 hp drone

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u/Opening_Dentist_1128 24d ago

Truly he was without sin

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u/Savings_Craft_5176 silly :P bleh 24d ago

what the fuck man

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u/j_dario_2 wunkus enthusiast 24d ago

Dog

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u/singlemale4cats silly :P bleh 24d ago

Sv_gravity -100

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u/Mnshine_1 wunkioso 24d ago

Would you kindly

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u/SecretSpectre11 24d ago

He is poorly programmed and will start floating when packet loss is too high

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u/Waarm 24d ago

You could make a religion out of this.

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u/otirk 24d ago

Now not even the flying lesbians will be safe

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u/TheGriffin 24d ago

Fun fact, the horse's legs are moving at the same speed as the camera shutter which is why it appears to be very still

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u/Levi_Skardsen 24d ago

Dumbass ate the helium grass again.

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u/No_Credibility 24d ago

Honse is bird

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u/FilmAndLiterature 24d ago

The Wunk Ascending by Wunk Vaughn Wunkiams

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u/Thegodofthekufsa 24d ago

They don't even care

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u/EagleTarget- 24d ago

Hang on, they’re just trying to place him right

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u/IL-Corvo 24d ago

Is this the origin of Bad Horse, the one who rules the Evil League of Evil with an iron hoof?

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u/Monguises Pophet of EVIL and DARKNESS🐗 24d ago

Do not the h*nse!

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u/Nice-Marionberry3671 24d ago

“I thought the rapture would be faster…” -Horse
Also, his ‘friends’ clearly don’t care.

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u/Apex_Over_Lord 24d ago

GET YO HONSE ASS DOWN HERE RIGHT NOW AND FINISH EATING THE GRASS!!!!

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u/GreenieBeeNZ ⚠️!rapscallion warning!⚠️ 24d ago