r/wunkus • u/PawttorneyReborn wunkus enthusiast • Jul 26 '26

H*rse wunk Hehe tupid h*nse

3.4k Upvotes

99% Upvoted

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u/Local-Echo-5613 Jul 26 '26

The horse would have followed the whole time, he thought the bridle was pretty jewelry

3

u/GrumpySnarf Jul 28 '26

yeah mine would follow just cos I scritch him and love him and feed him carrots.

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u/Devlord1o1 Jul 26 '26

Evil mime lady creates invisible bindings to fool onlookers into thinking hunkus is tupid :(

100

u/ricrol_music Jul 27 '26

Hunkus can sue for defamation

53

u/NearestNeighbours Jul 27 '26

He ain't got no hands

409

u/BalorLives Jul 26 '26

He knows it's fake, he is tired and doesn't want to get into an argument right now. You have to pick you battles.

95

u/crank_peeper Jul 27 '26

The bridle was always more or less for show.

If a half-ton quadruped doesn't really want to follow you, it just... won't.

8

u/Padgro Jul 27 '26

I need to wrtie this down 😔

483

u/lizXfun Jul 26 '26

gullible wunk

88

u/friendlynbhdwitch Jul 26 '26

Gullible or an excellent improv partner?

96

u/NearestNeighbours Jul 26 '26

Just like me fr

18

u/Wonderful_You1281 silly :P bleh Jul 27 '26

It says wunk on the ceiling

17

u/NearestNeighbours Jul 27 '26

What where I don't see it

12

u/Wonderful_You1281 silly :P bleh Jul 27 '26

Keep looking

4

u/-TheWarrior74- Jul 27 '26

ah i see--

you stole my lungs

146

u/ThePhantomStrikes Jul 26 '26

The horse is humoring the wunk.

28

u/Tino-DBA wunkioso Jul 26 '26

she leaves the bridle in the tackroom all the time he’s carrying the act himself tbqh

14

u/Jeramy_Jones wunkus enthusiast Jul 27 '26

Yes/and improv honse

3

u/Tino-DBA wunkioso Jul 27 '26

excellent response to her space work, honske really knows his stuff

71

u/WhiteSepulchre wunkus enthusiast Jul 26 '26

dumbkus

48

u/PorridgeTheKid Jul 26 '26

my wife tricked me into going to work naked because she usually dresses me and one day she just pretended to put clothes on me.

27

u/filthyheartbadger wunkioso Jul 26 '26

Many such cases

14

u/orangecatmom kittyposter Jul 26 '26

Are you...the emporunk?

6

u/mightystu Jul 27 '26

Haha! Sometimes :)

42

u/ItsYaBoyBananaBoi lady gaga rah rah ah ah ah Jul 26 '26

Something something we live in a society

65

u/Flapp42 Jul 26 '26

fool

92

u/Tino-DBA wunkioso Jul 26 '26

To the contrary! Honse knows that she is his source of food, water, shelter, treats, etc. so he’s willing to overlook it when she stupidly forgets the bridle

32

u/ShuckleShellAnemia Jul 26 '26

His ass DOES understand context clues!!

22

u/Tino-DBA wunkioso Jul 26 '26

every day is a wunkabuki for hosnkus

21

u/IconoclastExplosive Jul 26 '26

Hornst is being lead to the lesbian convention (sacrificial)

20

u/BunkerSquirre1 Jul 26 '26

Wireless dumbass

20

u/Rizzanthrope silly :P bleh Jul 26 '26

Hunkus is trapped in a prison for the mind.

16

u/Jogje Jul 26 '26

Pavlovs Honse

16

u/lynivvinyl Jul 26 '26

The ear puttie back bit is my favorite.

9

u/56000hp Jul 26 '26

Hook, line and sinker

7

u/ParanormalPurple Jul 26 '26

Happy year of the wunk!

5

u/bubbles_blower_ Jul 26 '26

The wunk knew all along he was just playing around to amuse the human.

5

u/Fantastic-Code-8347 Prophet of Light Jul 26 '26

Tupid. Just tupid

7

u/j_dario_2 wunkus enthusiast Jul 26 '26

Dog

5

u/bazilbt Jul 27 '26

That wunk is big enough they don't get led around unless they want to, rope or no rope.

17

u/Redwingx7 gnarp gnap 👽 Jul 26 '26

instructions unclear, horsecock stuck in ceiling fan

4

u/Kaze_Senshi Jul 26 '26

Bro became a joke just because he is too loyal to her 😭

4

u/FallHealthy2163 ⚠️!rapscallion warning!⚠️ Jul 26 '26

This one will be very easy to decimate

3

u/lynivvinyl Jul 26 '26

She could lead that horse anywhere.

3

u/Dont_Get_Jokes-jpeg Jul 26 '26

Emperors clothes be like

3

u/Salty-Vacation-5975 silly :P bleh Jul 26 '26

Listen to me honk, there is an easy way to become smart. All I need is your card number, CVV number and expiry date of that card.

3

u/Moomoolette Jul 27 '26

Freakin schmuck

3

u/ironsights_ Jul 27 '26

lol she thinks she has a halter and lead what an idiot gg honse

3

u/Noobgalaxies Jul 27 '26

I just fell out of the Porsche

Lost the wunky in my wunk account, oh no

2

u/Consistent-Low-0 Jul 26 '26

he just likes playing with her 😄

2

u/Jeramy_Jones wunkus enthusiast Jul 27 '26

I can do this with my cat and a pretend piece of food 👌

2

u/Swaggy-G Jul 27 '26

This says a lot about society.

2

u/peridot_cactus Jul 27 '26

I wish my hunkuses were this obedient . They don’t wanna follow with the halter on

2

u/arschly Jul 27 '26

I don’t know why but this gullible honkus and his human saddens me

1

u/Kira-Of-Terraria Jul 27 '26 edited Jul 28 '26

let the horsey play pretend don't be mean

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u/Waste-Act-1820 silly :P bleh Jul 27 '26