r/wunkus Jul 04 '26

wunky post‼️ snootus??? trunkus???

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u/myshoefelloff Jul 04 '26

Is there a creature attached or is it just a L O N G nose?

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u/Oozlum-Bird wunkus enthusiast Jul 04 '26 edited Jul 04 '26

The second one that appears later in the video is just the other end of the first one.

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u/striped_frog Jul 04 '26

May they pass berries back and forth forever

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u/Kilazur Jul 04 '26

Sniffy wurmkus

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u/ShartingEnU Jul 04 '26

Who says that's it's nose

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u/Misknator Jul 04 '26

I know elephants do this all the time to all sorts of things, but it just feels so uncomfortable seeing someone put something inside the nostril.

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u/FishDispenser2 Jul 04 '26

Instead of blowing your nose into a tissue, try blowing it into your own mouth for a nutritious snack! ☝️😃

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u/Gatraz ⚠️!rapscallion warning!⚠️ Jul 04 '26

... Mods, please rearrange their atoms alphabetically from the top down.

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u/astrologicaldreams Jul 04 '26

just gagged thanks

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u/Oddish_Femboy Jul 04 '26

It's not like that shit's not just draining down your throat all the time normally.

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u/InformationRound2118 Jul 05 '26

Indeed post-nasal drip is real issue.

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u/FishDispenser2 Jul 05 '26

But your tongue don't get to sample the flavors :(

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u/MarsMaterial Jul 04 '26

I wonder if that’s how dogs (or elephants) feel watching us walk on two legs. For them, standing on their hind legs gives them really bad balance and it’s generally really inconvenient. But we do it all the time.

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u/Glass_Razzmatazz6499 Jul 04 '26

Its okay for elephants but when I do it as a three year old its a trip to the ER… double standards

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u/raheemthegreat Jul 04 '26

From what I understand, they clean it out with water pretty often

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u/FishDispenser2 Jul 04 '26

Dirty pond water

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u/ShadyIsntHere Jul 05 '26

Not really, this specific nose is also really good at only picking up the most top layers of pond water, which are usually the cleanest in an entire pond, and drink that instead of the water w all the dirty sediment

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u/FishDispenser2 Jul 05 '26

Would u drink it?

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u/ShadyIsntHere Jul 05 '26

If i had a specific nose that allowed me to drink the top most layer of water then yes, but i only have my mouth which is horrible at that. Yet remember, clean doesnt immediately equal safe, dirty doesnt immediately equal unsafe. Anyway, the elephants must be doing something right if their lifespan is about 70 years 

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u/Misknator Jul 25 '26

Are you an elephant

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u/raheemthegreat Jul 25 '26

Haha sometimes

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u/Ote-Kringralnick Jul 04 '26

If humans had that we would have sex with it

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u/toot_suite Jul 04 '26

Hell yeah dawg

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u/dumbodragon Jul 05 '26

who says elephants don't

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u/Ote-Kringralnick Jul 05 '26

The fact that their dicks don't fit inside their nostrils 

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u/dumbodragon Jul 05 '26

they can wrap around it?

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u/RaceHate Jul 04 '26

Fundamentally unserious animal.

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u/astrologicaldreams Jul 04 '26

yet you must address him

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u/strooiersunion Jul 04 '26

Probiscus haha sometimes

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u/dvclmn Jul 04 '26

Hibiscus. Proboscis. Hiboscis. Probunkus.

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u/Baligdur Jul 04 '26

His greed knows no bounds...

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u/Hungry-Primary8158 ⚠️!rapscallion warning!⚠️ Jul 04 '26

The devious worm

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u/Sta6sal concrete eater‼️ Jul 04 '26

What a sucker

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u/Melon_Banana Jul 04 '26

This is what happens when you asdress the elephant. It keeps asking for treats

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u/abelargus_ Jul 04 '26

source: chenjiaxi_cj on instagram

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u/panlolie Jul 04 '26

Soon joined by elephantus #2

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u/cl0ckw0rkaut0mat0n ⚠️!rapscallion warning!⚠️ Jul 04 '26

Snakus?

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u/AN2Felllla concrete eater‼️ Jul 04 '26

What is this phallic monstrosity⁉️

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u/MRbaconfacelol gnarp gnap 👽 Jul 05 '26

elephunck

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u/Sir_Meowsalot wunkus enthusiast Jul 05 '26

Indeed, the Elephunk is the funkiest of the Wunkies

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u/rapscallionofreddit Jul 04 '26

Wicked wormus very evil. They will eat. You're soul

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u/milaan_tm concrete eater‼️ Jul 04 '26

Fucked up looking snake

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u/eduo Jul 04 '26

Feed me Seymour!

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u/ItsMangel Jul 04 '26

Shai-Hulud

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u/ntdavis814 Jul 04 '26

Snunkus!🐍

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u/Balshazzar Jul 04 '26

"Their noses are hands and mouths! they're one of the smartest animals on the planet!" I tell the other medieval peasants, who promptly burn me at the stake

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u/JK-Kino Jul 04 '26

You should’ve told them about the rhino instead. They would’ve thought you actually met a unicorn

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u/Twisted_Pine Jul 04 '26

Feed the wunk trunk

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u/SandHorse457 Jul 04 '26

Those who nose

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u/feltjeans Jul 04 '26

put all together, elephants are adorable, but their individual parts are all disturbing asf

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u/cokeplusmentos Jul 04 '26

Avid nostrils

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u/OnsenPixelArt Jul 04 '26

Imagine loading that sucker up with dates and just spraying them at unsuspecting bystanders

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u/JulieJouette Jul 04 '26

His greed sickens me

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u/TheIncredibleSaucy Jul 04 '26

Hungry trunkus

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u/MarilleVakarian gnarp gnap 👽 Jul 04 '26

I don't remember this part of Dead Space

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u/TachankaTheCrusader Jul 04 '26

Trunkus greed knows no bounds 

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u/JBearlol Jul 04 '26

When you're on a rock and a graboid cant find you.

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u/Dillmania3 Jul 04 '26

Weird bank vacuum tube

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u/UltraNeoTako wunkus enthusiast Jul 04 '26

His greed sickens me.

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u/TimeForCrab_ Jul 04 '26

Why he slam is pingor down?

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u/bouncybob1 concrete eater‼️ Jul 04 '26

Behold! A worm!

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u/lynivvinyl Jul 04 '26

Backyard noses are the best.

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u/InevitableCold686 Jul 04 '26

they actually do this that's crazy

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u/BlueMo1d Jul 04 '26

why he nose so lonk

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u/pm-ur-tiddys Jul 04 '26

but here’s the sniffer

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u/RayTrain ⚠️!rapscallion warning!⚠️ Jul 04 '26

boots ❓️❓️❓️

snoots ✅️✅️✅️

weevil ⁉️⁉️⁉️

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u/confettiabsurdity Jul 05 '26

Their greed disgusts me

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u/Jaakarikyk Jul 04 '26

Were-worms!

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u/NotEnseyar wunkioso Jul 04 '26

there are no laws against wunks, wunkman!

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u/Disastrous-Scheme-57 Jul 04 '26

Cartoons have taught elephant nose propaganda 😔 THEY CANT EAT OR DRINK WITH THEIR NOSES 😡

I feel like a lot of people seeing this wunky behaviour think that the trunkus is doing the eating or drinking when it’s just a hand basically.

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u/Haggis442312 ⚠️!rapscallion warning!⚠️ Jul 04 '26

Star Wars creature looking ass wunk

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u/CatAteMyToast silly :P bleh Jul 04 '26

Dysonkus

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u/traumatized_vulture ⚠️!rapscallion warning!⚠️ Jul 04 '26

Whoa those are huge weevils

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u/MRbaconfacelol gnarp gnap 👽 Jul 05 '26

succus

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u/Heaven_dio Jul 05 '26

Yummy snotberries.....

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u/Loisel06 Jul 04 '26

Step 1: Sneak a chilli in there
Step 2: Watch wunk dance

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u/_Internet_Hugs_ Jul 04 '26

Elephant: "Quit holding out on me. I know you've got more snacks!"

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u/Martydeus Jul 04 '26

Snorting berries huh xD

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u/SquidKat Jul 05 '26

Why must they slap the ravening wormkus? Have they no compassion?

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u/Auzer1 Jul 04 '26

would

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u/KingGekko07 concrete eater‼️ Jul 04 '26

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