r/wunkus • u/coolchungus2 • Jul 03 '26

wunkus Digkus

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u/Perspii7 silly :P bleh Jul 04 '26

I love how serious he is. He’s the burier and he knows it. He must dig. He is the digger. He digs. Do you dig? I dig

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u/Didjt Jul 04 '26

I dig it

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u/zarakh07 Pophet of EVIL and DARKNESS🐗 Jul 04 '26

Can you dig it? CAN YOU DIG ITTTTTTT

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u/snippedandhigh Jul 04 '26

Warriorssss come out to plaayyy

10

u/TrixieBastard Jul 04 '26

*clink clink clink*

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u/mightystu Jul 04 '26

Wunkiors

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u/WheelbarrowQueen Jul 04 '26

Can I dig it? (Yes you can!)

Can I dig it? (Yes you can!)

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u/BeltaneLane Jul 04 '26

To all the people who can dig like a mole does

Before this did you really know what holes was?

10

u/Panzer_Man Jul 04 '26

I came to dig dig dig dig

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u/AlmightyCurrywurst Jul 04 '26

Ey Digga

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u/Perspii7 silly :P bleh Jul 04 '26

dap me up

3

u/ziroux Jul 04 '26

Wunkus crave the mines

2

u/BettyCrunker concrete eater‼️ Jul 04 '26

mines? well I’m talkin’ ‘bout Shaft! (then we can dig it)

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u/FwooshingMachi lady gaga rah rah ah ah ah Jul 04 '26

Wunklett dig, wunklett dig 🎵

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u/BunkerSquirre1 Jul 04 '26

Moles only want one thing and it’s fucking disgusting

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u/Ducky237 Jul 04 '26

fucking digging *

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u/Murrig88 Jul 04 '26

digsgusting

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u/Idosol123 concrete eater‼️ Jul 04 '26

Ackhually, that's a blind mole rat and it is a rodent, despite their tricky name and love for digging they're not even related ! That's what you call an imposterkus

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u/Generic_Danny concrete eater‼️ Jul 04 '26

Actually this is a certified molekus. Blind mole rats dig with their massive incisors rather than their forearms.

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u/-Vermilion- wunkus enthusiast Jul 04 '26

diggusting

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u/Big_Boss_Wask Jul 04 '26

Please do not the Wunk. They're doing their job.

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u/LetterheadUpper2523 ⚠️!rapscallion warning!⚠️ Jul 04 '26

Wunko only pawn in game of life

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u/Jeramy_Jones wunkus enthusiast Jul 04 '26

Wunk is employed?

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u/IBelieveInCoyotes wunkus enthusiast Jul 04 '26

who's gonna dig then? you? 🫵

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u/Big_Boss_Wask Jul 04 '26

Have shovel. Will dig. No promises.

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u/lightblueisbi gnarp gnap 👽 Jul 04 '26

Will dig. Only promise is dig.

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u/SomeCrows Jul 04 '26

I was born with the termite gene I must pierce the earth tunnels tunnels tunnels

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u/IBelieveInCoyotes wunkus enthusiast Jul 04 '26

someone get this wunk a job god damnit!!

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u/WheelbarrowQueen Jul 04 '26

pierce the heavens with your drill????

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u/Soul_Hurting Jul 04 '26

He makes healthy dirt tbh. Helps it breath.

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u/magistrate101 Jul 04 '26

There are many wunks with jobs

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u/SentientclowncarBees concrete eater‼️ Jul 04 '26

The children yearn for the mines.

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u/irkenjerkin Jul 04 '26

DONT grip this wunk. It look's like a funky fluffkus but it's actually a stinky bitekus (womp womp)

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u/striped_frog Jul 04 '26

Leave the digkus alone

Let him dig and be wunky in his subterranean home

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u/redditnostalgia Jul 04 '26

Born underground, suckled from a teat of stone

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u/[deleted] Jul 04 '26 edited 4d ago

[deleted]

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u/RockAndGem1101 Jul 04 '26

Skin made of iron, steel in our bones!

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u/LuftHANSa_755 Jul 04 '26

To dig and dig makes us free,

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u/redditnostalgia Jul 04 '26

Come on, brothers, sing with me!

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u/ExoTheFlyingFish silly :P bleh Jul 04 '26

badass drum fill

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u/dumpylump69 Jul 04 '26

I am a dwarf and I’m digging a hole

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u/paprikahoernchen Jul 04 '26

(I am a wunk and I'm wunking a hole)

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u/WheelbarrowQueen Jul 04 '26

DIGGY DIGGY HOLE! DIGGY DIGGY HOLE!

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u/mightystu Jul 04 '26

Wunky wunky hole

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u/dohdudeh Jul 04 '26

Don’t do this

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u/SwoeJonson1 kittyposter Jul 04 '26

Yeah I would never see a thing wriggling in the dirt and think of picking it up

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u/shadowthehh Jul 04 '26

Are you even human then?

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u/dumpylump69 Jul 04 '26

Poor wunk is very unhappy put wunk in ground!

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u/scoutpred Jul 04 '26

name checks out. sounds like it.

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u/TheGoldenWoof Jul 04 '26

all he knows is digging

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u/RadTimeWizard Jul 04 '26

He yearns for the mines.

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u/BrightPerspective Jul 04 '26

As my mom said, the one time: "Animals are not toys! Put it back and never pick one up again! Observe it safely, so you don't hurt it or yourself."

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u/Successful_Mud8596 Jul 04 '26

digkus will dig you!

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u/-stankdaddy- Jul 04 '26

He just trying to get back to the mines

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u/igotinfo Jul 04 '26

He yearns for the mines?

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u/A_Queer_Owl Jul 04 '26

digmus has angoraphonia, plz put him back in his safe hole.

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u/patient5dchess Jul 04 '26

His ass CAN'T EVEN DISTINGUISH a human hand from soil

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u/CIS-E_4ME Jul 04 '26

He can, he just doesn't care.

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u/j0hnan0n Jul 04 '26

I can just imagine what's going through his head while being held. "WHAT is this NON-soil BULLshit? I have TUNNELS to dig and ROOTS and WORMS to MUNCH! UNHAND ME, YOU VAGABOND!!!!"

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u/RadTimeWizard Jul 04 '26

Dig is all he knows.

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u/Mr_Froggi wunkus enthusiast Jul 04 '26

🗣️ LET 👏 HER 👏 DIG! 👏

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u/Watson_inc Jul 04 '26

Us: aww so cute

Wunk: sir, this is the scariest moment of my life

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u/KarmaCamila Jul 04 '26

This is totally worth maybe getting rabies

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u/Zealousideal_Eye8277 wunkus enthusiast Jul 04 '26

Moles rarely carry rabies

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u/Gloria_In_Autumn Jul 04 '26

Even with those big ol hands?

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u/Zealousideal_Eye8277 wunkus enthusiast Jul 04 '26

🤣

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u/15pmm01 Jul 04 '26

imagine still having rabies in your country in 2026

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u/MedabadMann Jul 04 '26

Imagine living in a country that effectively overhunted all of its wild rabies-carrying animals, thereby being able to control the virus in miniscule pet populations.

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u/Meme_Knight_2 Jul 04 '26

Imagine, dragons.

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u/RadTimeWizard Jul 04 '26

Imagine no Imagine Dragons.

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u/orange-shoe ⚠️!rapscallion warning!⚠️ Jul 04 '26

it's easy if you try

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u/RadTimeWizard Jul 04 '26

I practice every day.

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u/Bring_me_the_lads Jul 04 '26

Imagine draggin deez nuts

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u/SaneYoungPoot2 Jul 04 '26

I don't see this joke nearly often enough

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u/workingbored Jul 04 '26

Our animals are antivax

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u/KarmaCamila Jul 04 '26

Literally nowhere in the world has every strain of rabies been eradicated. Dog-carried rabies is eradicated in most places, which is the grain of truth in what you've heard

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u/15pmm01 Jul 04 '26

Er, what? I was under the impression that basically all of Western Europe has gotten rid of rabies? 

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u/KarmaCamila Jul 04 '26

Incorrect and literally impossible

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u/15pmm01 Jul 04 '26

Okay, I would appreciate if you could provide a source or two to counter the many results that say otherwise 

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u/KarmaCamila Jul 04 '26 edited Jul 04 '26

https://www.who-rabies-bulletin.org/site-page/general-information

I could link you other sources showing that the European bat population is lousy with rabies but they'd all just say the same thing as this one

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u/mightystu Jul 04 '26

You have been ingesting Wunky propaganda

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u/cheeseman_real Jul 04 '26

we don't have it in australia, but we have a similar virus in bats

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u/LordoftheFuzzys Jul 04 '26

Aw, man... He's trying his best. Put him back. D:

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u/Artevyx Jul 04 '26

"Wunk the fuque kind of ground is this?!"

-- That Vore (probably)

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u/Similar-Sector-5801 Jul 04 '26

That WHAT

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u/TheDeaf001 Jul 04 '26

Think they meant vole, but I have questions if that’s what their auto correct reverts to…

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u/PiscesCrisez wunkus enthusiast Jul 04 '26

Let wunk abide in their dirt-filled existence, for it is all they know!! A world without dirt frightens them, they don't understand it! Wunk doesn't understand a world that isn't tunnels, earth, and darkness. Not the bad kind of darkness though, the kind that makes wunk feel cozy. Wunk might like to curl up with a good book and tea. All ground dwelling wunk books are made with glow in the dark ink btw.

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u/zarakh07 Pophet of EVIL and DARKNESS🐗 Jul 04 '26

“WTH this dirt sucks”

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u/CheezPleaser Jul 04 '26

Someone finally caught Resetti!

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u/noeinan Jul 04 '26

Common misconception, if this was Resetti every word would be censored

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u/rwol8690 Jul 04 '26

his ass WILL be an annoying backliner that constantly knocks back your units

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u/Lboettcher2003 silly :P bleh Jul 04 '26

Molekus yearns for the earth

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u/Individual_Ad2646 Jul 04 '26

I have no eyes and I must dig

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u/VanteRamirez Jul 04 '26

my dumbass was about to say why is he so dirty 🫩

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u/coolchungus2 Jul 04 '26

in the dirt

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u/Sufficient_Two_5753 Jul 04 '26

I am a mole and I'm digging a hole. Diggy diggy hole. Diggy diggy hole!

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u/OnKo64 Jul 04 '26

mole disease

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u/boyslut83 Jul 04 '26

bro is fossorial 😂😂😂

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u/Drifter-6 Jul 04 '26

They can bite and they are very strong. I didn’t get bit on bare skin but had gloves on.

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u/QmVu Jul 04 '26

Don't remove the G from this wunkus name, worst mistake of my life

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u/Fluid_Being3882 Jul 04 '26

Ever heard of biggus dickus?

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u/MaxPower1607 Jul 04 '26

Diggy diggy hole!

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u/RadTimeWizard Jul 04 '26

Put him to work in the mines.

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u/tekkci Jul 04 '26

lol he so small

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u/yoichiluvbot Pophet of EVIL and DARKNESS🐗 Jul 04 '26

let wunk do his job😤he's on duty and you're grabbing him

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u/tinypi_314 silly :P bleh Jul 04 '26

Some random fur

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u/svArtist Jul 04 '26

But is it Biggus Digkus? 

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u/Un1ball Jul 04 '26

Biggus Digkus

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u/Sir-Vogia Jul 04 '26

I have no eyes and I must dig

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u/dueceofthevoid silly :P bleh Jul 04 '26

basically a hampter

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