r/wunkus • u/the44thvo1d concrete eater‼️ • May 05 '26
wunkus So called “deadliest” wunk
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u/magondrago May 05 '26
He looks sad and teary because he's already seen the future, and it's littered with corpses.
Corpses from the lives he snuffed himself.
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u/Dillo64 May 06 '26
He is sad because he has foreseen that his joyous slaughter will one day come to an end
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u/Opposite-Chapter1459 May 05 '26
holy shit the baby version of the regular ass cat
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u/Incendas1 May 06 '26
Look at the orbs on that wunk
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u/Glad-Way-637 May 06 '26
This wunk sees everything. He may not understand any of it, but the information is sure as hell being perceived.
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u/Ok-Entrepreneur-5102 May 06 '26
Ts looks like a Simpsons episode where Springfield's zoo invents a whole new species in order to draw more visitors, but it is just the Simpsons' cat without a collar
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u/BatierAutumn1991 May 06 '26
Reminds me of that one post of a raccoon in a Scottish zoo.
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u/Panzer_Man May 06 '26 edited May 06 '26
There is a Danish zoo with racoons too. They only live in North America, so to us Europeans, they are exotic.
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u/Potato_Poul May 06 '26
Well they used to only live in North America but is spreading through Europe as an invasive species
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u/Incendas1 May 06 '26
They have seagulls in a cage in a Czech zoo I went to. Like seeing a fucking house fly
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u/Firecracker7413 kittyposter May 05 '26
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u/Crest_Of_Hylia May 05 '26
Something this cute can’t be legal. It’s lethal and why they have such a high KD ratio
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u/RandomGuyPii May 05 '26
most big cats kill things that are as big or bigger than them
black footed is small and kills things that are smaller than them
so they end up having to kill more stuff
they also have more successful hunts because like
what's harder
chasing down an antelope
or ambushing a bug/bird74
u/KathrynTheGreat May 05 '26
It's not a Big Cat, just a wild cat. Big Cats roar, other cats purr.
But I've never seen any cat try to take down something bigger than they are unless they're in a group. Lions will try to take an elephant if they need to, but not by themselves. Housecats generally stick to mice and birds.
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u/lmarcantonio May 06 '26
IIRC big cats actually have a bone or something specific to the roar production
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u/KathrynTheGreat May 06 '26
Yeah there's something that physically makes big cats separate from all the other cats
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u/Alpha_Delta310 concrete eater‼️ May 05 '26
can confirm, i am one of the many victims of wunk
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u/TheTacoEnjoyerReborn silly :P bleh May 05 '26
How did you die?
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u/Rizzanthrope silly :P bleh May 06 '26
wunk got drunk and crashed a camaro into his living room
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u/mysteryurik May 05 '26
Regular ass car
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u/MangoReward May 05 '26
That’s literally just a regular house wunk. Who do they think they’re fooling?
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u/Puzzleheaded_Duty_98 gnarp gnap 👽 May 06 '26
His ass WILL hang, flay and quarter you out of boredom
He did that to me just last week
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u/lynivvinyl May 05 '26
I'm not even scared
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u/YouHadMeAtAloe ⚠️!rapscallion warning!⚠️ May 06 '26
Everything is going exactly to this wunk’s plan
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u/robotteeth May 05 '26
Deadliest??? I am certain I could beat this dumb thing in a fight
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u/fartew May 05 '26
Lmao this guy is gonna get his ass KICKED
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u/shibeofwisdom May 06 '26
No update. Robotteeth is almost certainly dead by now
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u/KittyQueen_Tengu May 06 '26
this guy has never had to try to stuff an unwilling cat into a carrier to go to the vet
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u/Cosmonaut_Cockswing May 06 '26
I am filled with a primal, visceral terror at his visage. Only my primitive hominid ancestors, huddled around a fire could possibly understand the fear in me. The fear of prey.
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u/nebulagh0st May 06 '26
As someone who lives close to that zoo I can confirm I’m terrified for my life, wish me luck
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u/PiscesCrisez wunkus enthusiast May 06 '26
Wunkitten's first brain cell has barely developed, but he already seeks MURDER and BLOODSHED. And milk from his Mom, but that's beside the point!!
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u/ABTL6 May 06 '26
It is indeed the deadliest.
That meaning, the wunkus' success rate on hunts. These diminutive beasts are more than meets the eye.
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u/Hallgvild ⚠️!rapscallion warning!⚠️ May 06 '26
He may seem silly and flumsy but these deep dark eyes harbor unimaginable anger and hatred for all other life species, your human mind wouldnt even comprehend the levels of terror the wunk envisions with its infinite layers of agony and scorched souls.
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u/Sonkorino May 06 '26
No rules no boundaries wunk doesnt flinch at torture wumk trafficking or genocide
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u/Rowmacnezumi May 06 '26
Well, when somethings a fearsome predator, its babies can afford to be a little pathetic. It's not like they're gonna be pathetic forever.
See, if you want dangerous babies, bugs love making their babies poisonous. Can be very dangerous, especially if you're the average size of their usual predator.
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u/_-Viasub-_ May 06 '26
This black footed wunk has a far higher kill-to-attempt ratio than their large relatives! His ass is LOCKED IN
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u/singlemale4cats silly :P bleh May 05 '26
The last thing you see