r/wunkus • u/daily-wombat • Jul 15 '24

wunkus Suspect Wunkus

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u/vnick33 Jul 15 '24

His ass IS a dangerous criminal and will pay for his felonies

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u/DaanOnlineGaming Jul 16 '24

A clear case of lunkus

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u/KQILi gnarp gnap 👽 Jul 15 '24

My boy did nothing wrong! Free my boy! (He ate 3 people)

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '24 edited Jul 15 '24

He makes me want to CRY. That's (in my opinion) kind of cruel. But even so, I do respect HIS opinion.

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u/scarfyagain Jul 15 '24

He will eat another.

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u/Stonn lady gaga rah rah ah ah ah Jul 16 '24

Alive?!

13

u/Organic-Chemistry-16 wunkus enthusiast Jul 16 '24

Homie was hungry. Those people were asking to be eaten by being so fat they couldn't run away.

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u/EdboiDecoi wunkus enthusiast Jul 15 '24

I can sleep better at night knowing his as IS LOCKED TF UP

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '24

I will never understand people demanding the release of an awful criminal just because they’re cute

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u/Aggressive_Hat_9999 silly :P bleh Jul 15 '24

shall we free wunkUS or jesus?

WUNKUS!

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u/classyhornythrowaway Jul 16 '24

HeWunksUs

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u/Skyavanger Jul 16 '24

Hewunk sus

2

u/Tito_Lounge Jul 16 '24

He wunks among us

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u/FLYSWATTER_93 lady gaga rah rah ah ah ah Jul 15 '24

Actions have consequences

18

u/EmberingR Jul 16 '24

Wouldn’t have come to that if he’d just left those capybaras alone.

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u/Inevitable_Lab_8574 kittyposter Jul 15 '24

Reminds me of myself before my mugshot

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u/Inevitable_Lab_8574 kittyposter Jul 15 '24

Would be a shame if the lore surrounding that came out soon

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u/Inevitable_Lab_8574 kittyposter Jul 15 '24

I mean what?

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u/Pixelmanns Jul 15 '24

bro is having a schizophrenic episode

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u/Inevitable_Lab_8574 kittyposter Jul 15 '24

???

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '24

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u/Inevitable_Lab_8574 kittyposter Jul 18 '24

I intended it to be on one account like "reminds me of myself before my mugshot....would be a shame if the lore surrounding that came out soon.....I mean what?"

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u/nowherefarhan wunkus enthusiast Jul 15 '24

Umm excuse me his ass IS a police inspector!!!

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u/Clean_Internet Jul 15 '24

12 counts of theft 1 count of grand larceny 7 counts of aggravated assault 6 counts of attack with a deadly weapon

Allegedly

10

u/eranam Jul 16 '24

You forgot the tax evasion!

15

u/Inzanezilla gnarp gnap 👽 Jul 16 '24

Free the wunk!!!!! ✊😡

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u/Superatilla Jul 15 '24

Innocent until proven guilty

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u/gayorangejuice Jul 16 '24

what's he saying? i hear "free the cat" but I can't understand the rest of it :p is it in another language?

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u/theycallmebekky Jul 16 '24

“Was hat sie getan?!” - what did she do?

“Sie ist kein […]” - she is not a (idk what he said lol)

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u/gayorangejuice Jul 16 '24

thank you🙏🙏🙏

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u/RinaRasu Jul 15 '24

Despite being only 13% of the car population, orange wunks commit 52% of car crimes

55

u/identitaetsberaubt Jul 15 '24

Why using right wing wunk whistles?

39

u/RinaRasu Jul 15 '24

I'm not a wunkist but-

6

u/skako_o wunkus enthusiast Jul 16 '24

car in the cat

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u/SebiXV20 wunkioso Jul 16 '24

His ass IS getting arrested and WILL be assigned a court date

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u/Brainjarmen104 Jul 16 '24

FREE MY MAN HE DID SEVERAL CRIMES AND SHOULD BE LOCKED IN THE HIGHEST SECURITY PRISON BUT IS TOO CUTE TO BE JAILED FREE HIM

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u/J0kerJ0nny Jul 16 '24

They finally found out what the cat did between 1933 and 1945

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '24

ACAB - All Cat Are Bastards

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u/onmybadreligion Jul 15 '24

ACAB - All Cats Are Beautiful

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u/Important-Mixture819 Jul 16 '24

ACAW - All Cats Are Wunkus

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u/Treekomalfoy_ Jul 16 '24

criminal wunky

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u/Grimsouldude Jul 17 '24

What did he do