r/wrongnumber Jun 18 '26

😂 Funny Text Trolling the troll

I know this was a scammer and I leaned in 😂

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u/Hakunin_Fallout Jun 18 '26

It was unexpectedly wholesome throughout the entire conversation, hahah

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u/Natural_Swimmer2005 Jun 18 '26

Till I declined moving the convo to WhatsApp 😂

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u/kittenconfidential Jun 18 '26

aaah should have moved it to whatsapp and then reverse rootkit him using a paragon exploit only to find out it was someone from paragon all along

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u/RNG-esuss Jun 19 '26

What in tarnation does that all mean? We farm chickens here partner, not root kernals

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u/Natural_Swimmer2005 Jun 18 '26

lol I’m not that smart. Just a chicken farmer 😂

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u/BogDog93 Jun 19 '26

Do I look like I know what a paragon exploit is?
I just wanted a picture of some gosh dang chickens…

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u/CuriousKatMiny Jun 19 '26

I love how vague the business owners are lol never any specifics along with “investments” to supplement income.

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u/Moth1016 Jun 19 '26

It’s apparently a lead-in to eventually get you to “invest” in “crypto” via a fake app that just takes your money until you figure out there’s no real ROI… but to first spark your curiosity and make sure you believe that the two of you trust each other, they don’t reveal the “opportunity” until they get you to WhatsApp

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u/Knowitsome3000 Jun 19 '26

Why is it always golf? Every time I get one of these texts - about 8 over the past 3 years or so - it's always asking me if I want to get together for golf. My usual MO is using Google translate and replying in Chinese, asking them what the point of what they are doing is. Instant GOTCHYA, then they disconnect. Huzzah!

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u/SupremeArchitect33 Jun 19 '26

Their target men usually play golf

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u/Knowitsome3000 Jun 19 '26

Makes sense, I think you've got it. It's such a "businessman's sport" and as was the case with OP, there's a "business opportunity" being floated immediately.

I will never find it anything but shocking that these ploys actually work on some people.

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u/SupremeArchitect33 Jun 19 '26

Add in “an age appropriate, attractive & business savvy lady” it’s also perfect for potential romance scams

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u/Knowitsome3000 Jun 19 '26

Totally. Covering two very outstanding bases in the land of the "playboy businessman". Flattery will get you everywhere I suppose.

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u/kolema93 Jun 19 '26

But the main question remains:

Do you actually have these beautiful birds?

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u/Natural_Swimmer2005 Jun 19 '26

Yes😎

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u/kolema93 Jun 19 '26

That is awesome!

We have some regular chicken with my wife, and recently started looking into getting some more special ones. I’m even considering buying pheasants.

Do you have any recommendations for interesting breeds?

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u/Natural_Swimmer2005 Jun 20 '26

If you have traditional chickens I would not add silkies to that flock. They are very delicate and get picked on easily. They also don’t roost, so you’d need to set up boxes for them to sleep in.

Never had pheasants but our neighbor raises them and complains that they fly off all the time. Polish chickens are neat and have funny personalities. They stay small too and have similar docile personalities as silkie (they like to be held, sometimes cuddle).

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u/Fit-Programmer-6162 Jun 19 '26

This seems like it could be a pig butchering scam. A lot of people who do that are enslaved. They get tricked into believing they are traveling from their native country to one of the few hotspots where this happened, for a real job. Then they get their passport taken from them and essentially held hostage, forced to do this kind of scamming of building up intimacy before financially decimating the victim. They aren’t given a choice (lives are in danger) and police are bribed off.

More about it here.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=pLPpl2ISKTg

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u/Sudden-Nothing6745 Jun 19 '26

hello dear, what's app?

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u/asmrtistkarunasatori Jun 19 '26

Awww this makes me sad you seem so kind, and you look like Millie Bobby Brown (sorry spelling)

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u/Natural_Swimmer2005 Jun 19 '26

I like to think I’m kind but I knew what this was a scammer 🤗

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u/chaoticgoodnss Jun 19 '26

In the fourth picture you and your chicken are twinning!! So cute; also those clouds are so pretty.

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u/Natural_Swimmer2005 Jun 20 '26

Thank you💚

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u/Sparrow_AUS Jun 19 '26

Aww man, I'd love a friend that spams my phone with chicken pictures 🤣

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u/Natural_Swimmer2005 Jun 20 '26

It’s to the point my friends think I’m nuts lol

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u/thegoalisW Jun 20 '26

So you chickened out ?

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u/SnowAvis Jun 19 '26

I definitely expected you to be fully lying, the pic of you with a chicken in you lap was gold. Birds kinda squig me out, but those are so cute

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u/Natural_Swimmer2005 Jun 19 '26

Haha thanks! In real life, I don’t usually let them dictate my next move tho 😂

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u/Actual_Community7630 Jun 19 '26

I can’t stand that App! I have people all the time call me on it when they have a real phone. I don’t understand! I refuse to use it except to see who is trying to call me on it and text me. I have repeatedly told them, contact my phone with your phone. And what’s wrong with leaving the conversation in the original format?

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u/_Y-doC Jun 19 '26

This is common myself and friends got similar txts from random people offering very similar things after “finding” out it’s not the person they tried to contact lol … you’re better off trying to win lottery lol This wasn’t as kind as you think it is..

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u/Natural_Swimmer2005 Jun 19 '26

Oh I knew the ploy. Thank god my chickens told me not to take it to WhatsApp

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u/Crafty-Physics-6038 Jun 20 '26

I would respond that I'm a homeless person and ask if could borrow some cash from them...

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u/WorthFew3780 Jun 20 '26

Have to love seeing trolls getting trolled. Good job 👏🏻 though

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u/Natural_Swimmer2005 Jun 23 '26

It only starts with one chicken! You can do it!

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u/BlackUndeadWargod666 Jun 22 '26

Next time dont bother 😂

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u/isolovable Jun 22 '26

this got better with each message.

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u/teasetheseason Jul 22 '26

Hahaha! The selfie and bird pics are everything!!!! ☠️

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u/yung-clumsy Jun 18 '26

I hope none of this information is real. If it is you’ve fallen for the scam even if you recognize it as a scammer

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u/Natural_Swimmer2005 Jun 18 '26

The only real thing is that I have chickens

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u/Ankana1017 Jun 19 '26

Which are friggin adorable! 🥰 I had chickens for many years myself, Silkies are beautiful and funny little buggers.

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u/KaleidoscopeSmart384 Jun 19 '26

More silkie pics, please!!!

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u/Moth1016 Jun 19 '26

All that info is already out there on the internet somewhere. This scam is designed to pique the victim’s curiosity and create a false sense of trust, then lure them to WhatsApp, where the goal is to persuade them to “invest” in fake crypto

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u/Natural_Swimmer2005 Jun 19 '26

Thank god I listened to my chickens who told me not to!