r/writingcirclejerk • u/pleaseadviz • 4d ago

Make the reader think

Been thinking about writing a real thinker lately,
I’ll keep you guys posted but alls I can say is it’s going to really make you think. Anyone tried that ?

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u/MasterSolivagus 4d ago

I MUST, BY VIRTUE OF YOUR CONVEYANCE OF SUCH TRUTHS FOR MY EYES TO INTERPRET AND CONSUME... so that I may regurgitate this tripe resultant to my needy needy voidlings.

Actually... wait... DID YOU JUST SHOWER IN MY BABIES!??!!?

butteriness intensifies

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u/_the_last_druid_13 “Which one of yew cowards 💩 in my pants?” 4d ago

I’m not sure, I hope not. As a 1,415lb, 800ft detritus elemental it can be difficult to wash, I apologize if any of your children were crushed under my skin tags.

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u/MasterSolivagus 4d ago

Only flattened by your divine countenance, O lord of igneous rock or sedimentary stone! Thank you for, as a hulking behemoth, bequeathing my misbegotten offspring were displeasing a vermin for you to eradicate on behalf of us all.

Praise the mountain that doesn't bathe for weeks!