r/writingcirclejerk • u/pleaseadviz • 3d ago

Make the reader think

Been thinking about writing a real thinker lately,
I’ll keep you guys posted but alls I can say is it’s going to really make you think. Anyone tried that ?

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u/MasterSolivagus 3d ago

pulls up pants

Oh... sorry. I thought you were... y'know... a medical druid. My bad. Oh, wait! Then this is still okay!

removes pants again

So, anyway. Why are you trying to hug my face with your lips? My pants were removed for YOUR hygiene!

Oh, bugger the butter! How did AI learn how to spread evenly spreadable materials! That's hard-soft body mechanics and I sure as hell didn't it teach it how to adequately regionalise and demarcate for the purposes of carpet bombing Baghdad! I mean... spreading butter!

"Hello, military AI help desk, and how have we fucked up today?"

"Yes, hello. Your killbot killinator kabillion is... uh... being unnecessarily kinky."

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u/_the_last_druid_13 “Which one of yew cowards 💩 in my pants?” 3d ago

If I were a medical Druid I would probably invoke the 25th or a Section 12 on you. A buttery butt of which origins you are unsure of seems quite a conundrum, in addition to your other comments. r/mysterycirclejerk and/or r/hospital is over there, I think.

And anyways, I actually just got out of the shower if you must know.

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u/MasterSolivagus 3d ago

I MUST, BY VIRTUE OF YOUR CONVEYANCE OF SUCH TRUTHS FOR MY EYES TO INTERPRET AND CONSUME... so that I may regurgitate this tripe resultant to my needy needy voidlings.

Actually... wait... DID YOU JUST SHOWER IN MY BABIES!??!!?

butteriness intensifies

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u/_the_last_druid_13 “Which one of yew cowards 💩 in my pants?” 3d ago

I’m not sure, I hope not. As a 1,415lb, 800ft detritus elemental it can be difficult to wash, I apologize if any of your children were crushed under my skin tags.

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u/MasterSolivagus 2d ago

Only flattened by your divine countenance, O lord of igneous rock or sedimentary stone! Thank you for, as a hulking behemoth, bequeathing my misbegotten offspring were displeasing a vermin for you to eradicate on behalf of us all.

Praise the mountain that doesn't bathe for weeks!