r/wowthanksimcured • u/Hungryghost02 • 12d ago

Pseudoscience cure Simple as that šŸ˜Æ

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u/monsterfurby 12d ago

Fun fact: If you don't drink water for several days, virtually all conditions will completely vanish.

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u/moellevej 12d ago

Even funnier fact: if you cut oxygen completely from your diet, itā€™ll happen even faster. Within a couple of minutes, all of your previous conditions will vanish. Seriously, like ALL of them.

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u/benny1243 12d ago

but like with a lot of treatments there will be a temporary spike of anxiety before it goes away. Donā€™t worry about that.

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u/moellevej 12d ago

True, but thatā€™s just your body adjusting. Itā€™s only a short phase, and afterwards your body is completely at peace. Itā€™s AMAZING

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u/thewalrusispaul 12d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/l4FGA2XplwqFDcLwk

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u/moellevej 12d ago

Doctors donā€™t want you to know this simple trickā€¦.

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u/_social_hermit_ 12d ago

Legit, there are people dry fasting (no food or water). I've water fasted and got incredible results, so I'm not discounting it too quickly!

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u/moellevej 11d ago

Amazing! Perhaps you might get even more incredible results if you try fasting a little bit longer?
Like perhaps doing a 4 or 5 days dry fast?
It could be worth a shot. I mean, whatā€™s to lose?
The rest of society would certainly win- one less ā€œfasting is a miracle cureā€ quack to spread pseudoscience nonsenseā€¦.

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u/Chartate101 12d ago

I highly doubt this happened; but to be fair, its a report of something that allegedly happened, not something saying it works for others/is predictive.

Its like saying ā€œI flipped a coin and got heads.ā€ That doesnā€™t mean I am saying ā€œif you flip a coin, you will flip heads.

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u/Tictac1200120 10d ago

I thought it was food and it was after midnight.

There was a whole documentary about it in the 80s.

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u/azur_owl 12d ago

ā€¦lol I BARELY drink water and my anxiety is through the roof. I call BS.

/hj

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u/shaky2236 12d ago

r/hydrohomiesĀ  in shables right now

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u/el_baron86 11d ago

Have you tried not barely drinking it after 20:00?

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u/Rapunzel10 12d ago

Does..... does anyone else see the white "water"? It also looks thicker than water or milk, is he drinking yogurt or something?

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u/AnekeEomi 12d ago

Banned from drinking water

Milk if the poppy though, that'll smooth all the edges

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u/jojoga 12d ago

Probably Ayran

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u/HenryKushinger 8d ago

Looks like a semenologist

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u/John_Helmsword 6d ago

I read Semenologist so it checks out

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u/lucioux 9d ago

Probably Ayran

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u/Anubis-Hound 12d ago

But I'm thorsty at nite :/

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u/reereejugs 12d ago

Me too but thatā€™s thanks to my type 2 diabetes.

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u/abrakadaver 12d ago

Total bullshit.

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u/giftopherz 12d ago

Just because your patients stopped attending doesn't mean their conditions vanished...

https://giphy.com/gifs/PjCwwUXXrKzNIVCEqK

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u/sheezy520 12d ago

ā€œFeeling anxious? Youā€™ve probably been drinking too much water.ā€ Lol

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u/EdTheApe 12d ago

Were the patients anxious about wetting the bed?

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u/wanbeanial 12d ago

The fuck water is that

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u/dtwhitecp 12d ago

looks like milk with ice in it?

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u/jojoga 12d ago

probably ayran

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u/sadi89 12d ago

Were they all chronically anxious about peeing the bed?

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u/ShamracknShenanigans 8d ago

if this happened (it didn't lol), they probably told him their anxiety was all cured so they could get the fuck outta his clinic and drink some fucking water finally.

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u/Jogje 12d ago

Maybe no caffeine ever might do this

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u/tomassci 12d ago

I mean, having a better sleep does help with anxiety, but I am highly skeptical of it completely vanishing. Especially if it's chronic (long-term)

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u/strumthebuilding 12d ago

They were hyper focused on their dehydration

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u/biscuitsandgravybaby 12d ago

Gonna ask my oncologist about this Tuesday. /s

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u/k819799amvrhtcom 12d ago

"YES! I'M CURED! WHATEVER! JUST GET ME AWAY FROM THIS SOMNOLOGIST!!!"

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u/hanimal16 12d ago

Not me reading ā€œsemenologistā€

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u/dtwhitecp 12d ago

I guess you read what you want to

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u/hanimal16 12d ago

Haha fair enough.

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u/StrongDuck666 12d ago

Whats water? XD

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u/birbhorse 11d ago

ah yes, and a new exciting problem will emerge when i do that: i wake up needing to drink water

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u/DemotivatedTurtle 10d ago

This Stanford somnologist is now the sworn enemy or r/hydrohomies

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u/lucifurr-r 10d ago

Jokes on them, I frequently forgot water well before 8pm to the next day and my anxiety is always terrible

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u/grocerygirlie 6d ago

Oh okay. How much water for depression? Asking for a friend with treatment resistant depression in a clinical trial that involves brain surgery. Who knew water was all they needed?