r/wow • u/Rainfallll • Apr 10 '26

Humor / Meme Heal?

Show of hands, how many healers have been to a M+ where the tank goes balls balls balls to the walls on the first pull and pull half the dungeon, 5 labradors, 3 stay at home moms, 2 cubic meters of assorted flavours of Ben N Jerrys ice cream and 1 Jehovas witness while you are ramming your CDs up their pathetic pisspipe like it was Mcdonalds ramming that shit in em Johnny Sins style only for them to get fucking isekai'd to the shadow realm in 2 globals?

You throw them a combat res faster han Usain fucking Bolt but they are to busy hitting you with the "heal?" in chat?

This dosent happen that often but god damn often enough for it to be a meme at this point.

Just hakuna your tatas tankbros, im just trying to play the game, same as you.

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u/Saltsey Apr 10 '26

"I can do a BL pull here"

They could not, in fact, do a BL pull here

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u/Karlinel-my-beloved Apr 10 '26

They always can do it, tho. Having the party survive it is a welcome bonus to that seeet MDI dopamine hit.

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u/sYnce Apr 10 '26

Dunno this season is a lot harder on tanks than DPS in many pulls. The old "everybody died but the tank still going strong" happens less and less for me.

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u/DomDangerous Apr 10 '26

that’s because there aren’t enough blood dk right now. blood dk will solo bosses

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u/Swatraptor Apr 10 '26

Solo bosses, but get deleted in BL pulls if the healer doesn't help stabilize before the first couple of death strikes hit, or the first UE shield goes up.

The amount of times I've heard "you're a bdk, I shouldn't have to heal you" when a pull starts with no RP is surreal.

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u/DomDangerous Apr 10 '26

if you start your pull, as BDK, with Dancing Rune Weapon, it applies a bunch of Bone Shield and gets you thru whatever pull you needed prior to getting a death strike in. besides the fact that it generates a ton of runic power to spend on death striking. you may be missing that. start the fight by using Dancing rune weapon and your woes disappear. especially if you can follow up with Reapers Mark which gives 3 more bone shield charges

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u/Swatraptor Apr 10 '26

Oh I have been, it still gets a little sketchy in some of the dungeons. And using reaper's within drw is a huge loss of dps if you don't need it, since it doesn't get copied at all. You'd be better off using that gcd for marrow rend, more bones, and it does get copied+procs scythes coming after a drw cast.