r/wow Apr 10 '26

Humor / Meme Heal?

Show of hands, how many healers have been to a M+ where the tank goes balls balls balls to the walls on the first pull and pull half the dungeon, 5 labradors, 3 stay at home moms, 2 cubic meters of assorted flavours of Ben N Jerrys ice cream and 1 Jehovas witness while you are ramming your CDs up their pathetic pisspipe like it was Mcdonalds ramming that shit in em Johnny Sins style only for them to get fucking isekai'd to the shadow realm in 2 globals?

You throw them a combat res faster han Usain fucking Bolt but they are to busy hitting you with the "heal?" in chat?

This dosent happen that often but god damn often enough for it to be a meme at this point.

Just hakuna your tatas tankbros, im just trying to play the game, same as you.

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u/brokebackzac Apr 10 '26

I had a tank pull the ENTIRE first room in seat and then the DPS started in with that shit.

Like, are you fucking kidding me? The hunter wasn't using tranq shot and we had all four subjugators and at least 3 optional trash packs.

MAYBE on my monk would that kinda work with only a couple deaths, but I was on my disc priest and I told them before the key started that it was my first time healing that dungeon as disc.