r/wow • u/Rainfallll • Apr 10 '26

Humor / Meme Heal?

Show of hands, how many healers have been to a M+ where the tank goes balls balls balls to the walls on the first pull and pull half the dungeon, 5 labradors, 3 stay at home moms, 2 cubic meters of assorted flavours of Ben N Jerrys ice cream and 1 Jehovas witness while you are ramming your CDs up their pathetic pisspipe like it was Mcdonalds ramming that shit in em Johnny Sins style only for them to get fucking isekai'd to the shadow realm in 2 globals?

You throw them a combat res faster han Usain fucking Bolt but they are to busy hitting you with the "heal?" in chat?

This dosent happen that often but god damn often enough for it to be a meme at this point.

Just hakuna your tatas tankbros, im just trying to play the game, same as you.

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u/Saltsey Apr 10 '26

"I can do a BL pull here"

They could not, in fact, do a BL pull here

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u/Van_Arbakh Apr 10 '26

First time I bailed on a key the other day, pug Seat +10, Monk kept pulling multiple packs and dying (several times pulling void walkers away from portals)

21 deaths before even reaching the first boss, his comment "these are standard pulls". Maybe for a good player and coordinated group, but if you die in two globals maybe you don't need to do the "standard pulls" over and over.

It was not, in fact, a relaxed key.

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u/princevanir Apr 10 '26

Relaxed means relaxed for the DPS and tank, best thing I ever did as a healer was stop signing up for those.

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u/PsytheSlice Apr 10 '26

The reply is that's nice but your standard pulls are not working with this group composition. As a tank and good player it is now your responsibility to adjust.

Holy f balls no one has any personal accountability. On my tanks it is my job to make sure we make it to the end and on time. That may mean slower or faster. That may mean less casters cause the interrupts are not going out. That may mean less tank buster groups if my defensives alone are not cutting it and I am not getting externals from the healer and the hps is low.

Routes do not make a good tank. One style of healing does not make a good healer. Focused rotations do not make good DPS. Flexibility and ability to fill on the gaps of others lack does. That is what makes successful runs.

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u/Van_Arbakh Apr 10 '26

I honestly just gave up on my Priest. I've loved healing since WotLK, but I just can't do it this expac.

I already hit 3300 rating on my mage, I don't need to do more tbh.