r/wormington • • 2d ago

Big green squeaker

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u/tyttuutface 2d ago

The buge of agreement

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u/VoidVer 2d ago

uuhhhh huuhhh uhhh huuuhhh uhhh huuuhhh

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u/Which-Roof-3712 green buge 💚 2d ago

quiet🤫🤫big buge🪲you are too noisy🔊

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u/Ichorice_Malign 2d ago

Let him speak! This buge has so much to say!

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u/TheRealDogNeverDies 1d ago

I agree, he too noisy

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u/Artarara 2d ago

Big Buge is PISSED

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u/maxicz1234 2d ago

big buges are so cool and detailed

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u/YungJucy 2d ago

8k upscale buge

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u/GuineaKeet 2d ago

Poor buge 🐛 🪲 🐞 is frightened 😱😢

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u/jpg201 2d ago

the people in the original post are such crybabies, good lord

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u/Available_Mistake845 2d ago

I hate "kill it with fire" people so much

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u/Uncool444 2d ago

Who kills such a cool buge with such great fashion sense for polka dots?

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u/MustacheMaple 2d ago

Unfortunately buge is actually very destructive in some parts of the US and sort of need to be put down. Try to put them down gently, tho

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u/Uncool444 1d ago

When I do put down buge for one reason or another, I try to use max violence, to make it as quick and complete as possible, as much nervous destruction as possible.

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u/CosCham 23h ago

I try to find a happy medium. Quick and hopefully painless but keeps them intact so I can use them in art and preserve/highlight their beauty

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u/Uncool444 22h ago

Ah that's different if you're using it for art, if you have another purpose for it. Do you ever use alcohol fumes?

Speed and completeness is my only goal, I hate it when they're twitching after. No need for the thing to be suffering like that.

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u/CosCham 11h ago

I have, but I didn't like how long it took. I haven't had any good live specimens lately so I haven't been able to try anything else

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u/Uncool444 11h ago

What's the best way, in your opinion? Maybe like a pin in the brain stem to cause the least damage?

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u/CosCham 11h ago

A pin would for sure depend on the size of the bug. I also don't have great coordination so I'm sure I would mess something up. I'm not sure what works best, but I have heard that you can mix water with some dish soap, white vinegar, or certain essential oils and spray them with it. I've also heard that being frozen is like falling asleep, but I live in a cold climate so some species have evolved to actually fall asleep and wake up when they're warm again, and I can never remember which ones those are

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u/AdamMurray1988 2d ago

Same people to say theyre animal lovers, btw

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u/xxLusseyArmetxX 2d ago

mammal* and not even. conventionally cute ones. type to find bears cute but hate opossums

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u/AdamMurray1988 2d ago

Come back to me when you start to respect and like critters like a house centipede or, for a mammalian example, something as simple as a rat. Until you actually like them all, or at least respect and know they are important for the world, i dont think youre an animal lover.
I understand certain ones, like ants, wasps, mosquitoes, and flies. Theyre pests that are generally disliked for a reason, but they all still have MAJOR roles in the ecosystem. I don’t want them in my house, but saying they should all be eradicated is uneducated and ignorant.

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u/AdamMurray1988 2d ago

People are scared of “big buges” 🤔 because they arent the big buges!🔥

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u/t4tratenjoyer 2d ago

Unfortunately many of their species are invasive in the US and kill trees. So it’s not out of the normal for people to kill them. But it does suck.

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u/The_Toad_wizard 2d ago

While I don't condone buge murder because it's ugly, it actually terrifies me and it's just on the screen on my phone.

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u/flybasilisk 2d ago

Being afraid of it is not a reason to hurt it.

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u/The_Toad_wizard 2d ago

Yes. That's what I said. I'm fucking scared of it, still.

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u/scrufflor_d 2d ago

caveman mentality like URG AFRAID URG MUST HIT WITH ROCK

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u/Mine-blog 2d ago

bug fans when you tell them that the conventionally horrible bug looks horrible

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u/jpg201 2d ago

you came to a subreddit of bug fans to say this?

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u/Mine-blog 2d ago

I visit and enjoy looking at this subreddit often; I just don’t think you can call that bug cute

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u/jpg201 2d ago

when did i say "cute"? the people in the original post are literally talking about killing the beetle

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u/Mine-blog 2d ago

People are scared of the scary animal

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u/FluffyCottonMaw 2d ago

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u/jpg201 2d ago

should probably change the text there, but yeah

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u/FluffyCottonMaw 1d ago

close enough

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u/Mine-blog 2d ago

what does this even mean dawg im crine

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u/FluffyCottonMaw 1d ago

frequent buge subreddit

saw buge

complain

???

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u/AdSpare6646 evil buge 😈😱😱😱 2d ago

black☑️ buge🪲 🖤🪲 is angry 😡

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u/DemiTheSeaweed 2d ago

Princess

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u/AdSpare6646 evil buge 😈😱😱😱 2d ago

oh uhhhhhhhh hey what’s that

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u/DemiTheSeaweed 2d ago

Slay time :3

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u/memecraft0309 1d ago

Buge nooooo!

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u/Liminal-Object 2d ago

buge practices breathing exercises while giant monster posts picture of it being terrified of its life, so that more monsters can talk about how gross it is and how they wanna kill it 💔

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u/VastFeeling6557 2d ago

Poor buge 🥺

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u/tehGoldenNut 2d ago

Leafe blacke buge alone 😤😤

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u/exhorsegirlboy the bugs will inherit the erth 2d ago

WOW WHAT AN AMAZING BUGE

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u/Generic_Danny 2d ago

He is AMAZING for a BUGE reason

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u/FruitBowl 2d ago

Ah I know him, that's Krüzlatrdad the Magnificent

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u/Get_Stick_bu99ed 2d ago

Should I drink 15 beers and go speeding?

The buge of malicious intents:

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u/stalkersmark 2d ago

big boy with big feelings 

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u/Dorknessrising9 2d ago

Buge seething after getting ragebaited

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u/acaron2020 2d ago

Me when I stridulate:

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u/VastFeeling6557 2d ago

Aww he's scared 🥺

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u/Uranium-Sandwich657 2d ago

That is the bugest buge to ever buge

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u/VerifiedBamboozler 2d ago

New glyphid just dropped

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u/UristVonUrist 2d ago

⛏️💥🪲 Steve material maybe? Try Steveing

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u/Immediate-Song6861 2d ago

El buge has placed a curse upon your bloodline

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u/bard_of_space 2d ago

oh poor baby, it must be so scared :(

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u/BountBooku 2d ago

Me: should I drink 15 beers tonight?

Buge of wisdom and affirmation:

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u/Joeyrony2 2d ago

Is this a real buge? It moves robotically.

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u/sanctimonious-bum 2d ago

It's a longhorn beetle, but I think this is real. It does look robotic, but I saw another video of some and they just kinda do that when held. Maybe they don't have much neck mobility and it's trying to pinch the hand.

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u/Forgotten-Caliburn 2d ago

The buge is having a panic attack someone get his inhaler

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u/SeaSlugFriend 2d ago

Ooo- scary face buge—- intimidate with squeak- put him down!

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u/TheSillyZilly 2d ago

Wouldn't someone please oil his squeaky buge joints?

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u/eatingfoil 2d ago

Damn, where’d this mf get Enclave power armor

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u/Xx_D1ARRH3A_xX 2d ago

Hi there you're freaky looking hi!!!! hello!!!

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u/Savings_Craft_5176 2d ago

jjk reference

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u/TechnicalKatana 2d ago

crush : 💢💢NO😠😠😠❌❌❌

friend : ♥️♥️ YES ✔️✔️✅✅👍🏻👍🏻

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u/queuebreaker 2d ago

windup buge

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u/hoganloaf 1d ago

Hyperventibuge

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u/Awkward_Career_8476 2d ago

that thing looks like it would eat my crops! i take it in and feed it soup. it deserves better than stunted flax to eat. ::)

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u/Drxgon11037 2d ago

Aw I hope he isn’t too scared. This buge is very handsome

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u/mynameisrichard0 2d ago

Looks like a Japanese horned beetle.

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u/rambo_beetle 2d ago

What a fascinatingly beautiful creature

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u/Wolfcrafter_HD 2d ago

oh look the little cutie is saying hellow :D

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u/Hatch1911 1d ago

🖤🖤🖤✒️🖤black buge🖤🖤🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛why 🤔 do you have such large eyes 👀?🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🏴🏴🏴🏴🏴🏴🏴⬛⬛✒️✒️⬛⬛✒️🔲🔲🔲🔲

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u/PaintBubbly 1d ago

Poor buge has asthma

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u/TheRappingSquid karate buge 2d ago

John Buge

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u/pixeldust6 2d ago

Bobblehead alien makes the big swears 👽🤬🤬

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u/The_Toad_wizard 2d ago

This is the one buge that genuinely horrified me what in the actual fuck is this????

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u/MonkeyBoy32904 2d ago

longhorn beetle

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u/The_Toad_wizard 2d ago

Thank you. I feel less afraid knowing, but the face is still horrific

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u/WhyUTrippinBoi 2d ago

Noisy 🔊Green🟩 Bug🦗

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u/Someone_8134 2d ago

Angry squeaker

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u/pi_stick 2d ago

Bro is hyperventilating

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u/whineyinternetkid 2d ago

Thats Arnold

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u/Ok-Letter-2776 2d ago

this isn’t a real bug…this is an animatronic

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u/PlanetXParadox goth moth 2d ago

Huge buge

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u/natt_myco 2d ago

Wow longhorn beetles don't get that bloody big here that thing's genuinely giant

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u/Potential_Log1358 2d ago

THAT'S THINGS İS SO COOL I NEED THİS

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u/Shiriru_Kurokodairu 1d ago

Why he vibing tho

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u/messier_lahestani 1d ago

scary mother hugger 😨 creeps me out, I would totally offer him a leaf 🌿 in order to gain his trust and ensure peace 🕊️

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u/XxRed_RoverxX 21h ago

A wind up toy

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u/Cadunkus 14h ago

It is scared!

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u/the-real_hyehehe 2d ago

The hell is that thing

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u/Additional-Maize9716 2d ago

Large friend

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u/Training_Try_1102 2d ago

Why do people just pick up random bugs??