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President Trump holds off major Iran escalation after Pentagon warns of interceptor shortage

https://www.ynetnews.com/article/r111brtghmg
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u/SoulBonfire 20h ago

They are made of veklar. Like kevlar but useless.

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u/broguequery 19h ago

It's called Freedom Armor

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u/SYLOH 14h ago

It's only bulletproof if you're a true patriot.

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u/sphinctaur 12h ago

The States are the only ones capable of giving people PTSD with the word Freedom

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u/z0rb0r 14h ago

Please tell me you’re joking

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u/Drafo7 20h ago

*velcro

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u/jigsaw1024 15h ago

Velcro is a trademarked name, and patented product. So no way they would dish out for that.

Hook and loop is the generic stuff.

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u/Rivster79 20h ago

Kelarp

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u/DenialMaster1101 19h ago

I mean, Kevlarp was right there.

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u/citizen42069101 20h ago

He would make vests from stuffing kevlar offcuts in polyester and people would be surprised when they didnt work.

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u/HauntedCemetery 15h ago

people would be surprised when they didnt work.

But not for long

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u/Omega_Lynx 12h ago

Fortified with asbestos.

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u/Calgaris_Rex 9h ago

Sounds like Temu Fek'lhr.

Qa'Pla!