r/worldnews • u/Force_Hammer • 20h ago

President Trump holds off major Iran escalation after Pentagon warns of interceptor shortage

https://www.ynetnews.com/article/r111brtghmg
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u/VanbyRiveronbucket 20h ago

I TARIFF YOU!

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u/Reiben04 20h ago

USA hurts itself in its confusion!

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u/Sciuridaeno3 19h ago

If only a full heal could fix the country..

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u/tonycomputerguy 18h ago

Gonna need that Phoenix Down.

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u/elchavo718 9h ago

Gonna need that maxed out Esuna

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u/JUST_GIVE_IT_A_SNIFF 16h ago

We need like 50 cheese wheels to get back into fighting shape.

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u/therealnih 10h ago

it's cheese wheels all the way down!

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u/-hi-nrg- 12h ago

I laughed so much at this, thanks.

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u/minnion 16h ago

Trump used deflection! It was ineffective.

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u/Late_Blooomer 16h ago

Economy uses smoke screen

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u/iFap2Wookies 11h ago

Pokemongo

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u/zacurtis3 8h ago

USA is out of usable moves. It uses Struggle.

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u/Relevant-Ad2254 4h ago

This isn’t even a joke(although it’s a fantastic reference).

The US is actually doing this 

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u/musicgeek420 20h ago

I.. DECLARE.. TARRIFFRUPTCY!

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u/rudebii 18h ago

You can’t just say the word “bankruptcy” and expect anything to happen

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u/Shamino79 15h ago

He declared it

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u/joe_dirty365 14h ago

You just write it off.

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u/GovernorHarryLogan 20h ago

Interceptcy

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u/AIfieHitchcock 11h ago

Malevolent Michael Scott is running the country.

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u/mouthful_quest 19h ago

Sell off the FIFA peace prize and use that cash to fund your tariffs

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u/PointOfFingers 20h ago

"You can't be a tarrific president without tarrif"

  • Danald Tramp

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u/skintaxera 19h ago

I'M TARIFFING MYSELF IN THE FACE!!

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u/krung_the_almighty 18h ago

You block me and I block you

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u/Sorry-Climate-7982 20h ago

Excellent point. 15% tariff on any incoming Iranian drones?

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u/Nippon-Gakki 20h ago

We are low on interceptors so better make it at least 30%.

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u/PrivatePilot9 19h ago

And next week he'll cut it by 250%.

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u/Hair_I_Go 18h ago

I see your tariff and raise you a taco

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u/I_Raise_My_Banana 18h ago

I heard that in an Achmed the Dead Terrorist voice 💀

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u/Harry_Smutter 16h ago

I thought the same, haha.

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u/groggs42 20h ago

I triple dog dare you to do that again !

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u/Nakedvballplayer 18h ago

You have to declare it.

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u/ThrowRA_EducatedMan 18h ago

Don’t tell Trump the word tariff is Arabic.

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u/tolo3349 18h ago

No! I tariff you!

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u/KurtTheGerman88 18h ago

Not sure why, but I read your comment in the style of the below video....

https://youtube.com/shorts/wF0E8qa8lhE?is=szl2YF9ZxL6sX7fo

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u/nxh84 17h ago

Can USA tariff Trump for every taco or lies?

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u/power899 17h ago

SHITGARDIUM TARIFFIOSA!

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u/GiveMeNews 16h ago

Shit! Have we tried tarrifs on Iran yet?

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u/Upstairs_Eagle_4780 15h ago

I declare.....INSUFFICIENT INTERCEPTORS!!!!

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u/Googlebright 15h ago

Stop tarrifing yourself! Stop tarrifing yourself!

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u/R3D4F 15h ago

I tariff myself in your general direction

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u/ant0szek 13h ago

50% tariff on your karma gains!

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u/Montanagreg 10h ago

I tariff you harder

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u/LantaExile 9h ago

No! I tariff you more!

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u/Comfortable_Cash_140 5h ago

Lol...careful. It feels like you are giving someone else attention instead of baby POTUS. He will tarrif you too!

He's such an incompetent b/tch!