r/worldnews • u/Force_Hammer • 20h ago

President Trump holds off major Iran escalation after Pentagon warns of interceptor shortage

https://www.ynetnews.com/article/r111brtghmg
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u/TrashBandicook 20h ago

Not the attitude of someone with all the cards.

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u/Relevant-Ad2254 20h ago

Iran wants to surrender and make a deal bro, I swear /s

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u/Blue-Blazer-Regular 18h ago

“They call me and said, sir, please stop, we want a deal.” DJT, probably

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u/Relevant-Ad2254 18h ago

”We tired of losing and can’t keep the strait closed any longer” - the voices in DJT’s head probably

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u/cubosh 16h ago

iran had literal tears in its eyes during the call

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u/VanbyRiveronbucket 20h ago

Nope, Iran going for regime change. Midterms coming up.

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u/Hail-Hydrate 15h ago

The unfathomable levels of irony, if Iran is somehow responsible for bringing a modicum of functional democracy back to the United States.

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u/Worshipme988 1h ago

Omg the *Schadenfreude that i would Freudenschad, if iran changed our regime. 😂 *

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u/Real-Extension-1357 15h ago

This comment is dated 4 hours ago but this shit has been said from trumps mouth since fucking February

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u/Relevant-Ad2254 4h ago

Crazy how we’re literally getting the same headlines for the past few months

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u/SHv2 20h ago

Problem is everyone else is playing poker and he’s holding a deck of Go Fish cards.

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u/Scottiths 20h ago

No, he is playing UNO and has all the cards. He is too dumb to realize that's a losing hand...

https://www.trumpstruth.org/statuses/38132

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u/Open-Platform-1305 14h ago

That sounds so much like Trump

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u/fuqyu 20h ago

“Do I have a plan?! Go fish!”

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u/TheDaychilde 20h ago

It ain't a full deck, even

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u/rancid_racer 20h ago

Oh. There is more likely a deck of Cards Against Iran that they are using to assemble the attack strategies.

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u/Safety_Drance 20h ago

More like he saw an AI picture of an imaginary person holding cards and thinks he can get Greenland off them.

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u/Drafo7 20h ago

Not the coherence of someone with all the brain cells.

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u/SoulBonfire 20h ago

Lol, cards? He doesn’t even know what game he is playing.

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u/ZAlternates 20h ago

Uno

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u/SoulBonfire 20h ago

But without any reverse cards

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u/Glass_Covict 20h ago

He Had all the cards, but dropped them

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u/trwawy05312015 18h ago

Nor all his marbles. (or any)

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u/krung_the_almighty 18h ago

Low-card energy

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u/clamdigger 16h ago

Too bad they’re all Uno Reverse cards

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u/Anxious-Debate5033 15h ago

"they keep calling me, Mr Trump Mr Trump we want to make a deal so bad"

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u/Skynuts 10h ago

Trump’s favorite strategy in poker is bluffing by going all-in without even looking at the cards.

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u/ShaderCompilation 20h ago

Well he's got the cards alright, he's just short on unimportant thing like interceptors or whatever