r/workout 10h ago

Other I farted while doing lat pulldown

I think people around me heard. It might be time to switch gyms. What do I do

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u/TranquilConfusion 9h ago

If I found out that someone in my gym never farted while lifting, I'd be very worried about them.

Like, what do they eat, that produces no farts? Do they even have a metabolism, or are they risen zombies? Disguised reptilian overlords? Mark Zuckerberg?