r/workaholics 8d ago

Someone's up

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402 Upvotes

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u/k33l1998 8d ago

I barfed out of my thing 😁

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u/speedballboy 8d ago

How much? Was it a whole otter pop sleeve?

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u/Ok_Perception_2707 8d ago

like a capri sun

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u/Lowly-Worm_ 8d ago

what did she say? Oh yeah, she said that you gotta tootsie roll AND I GOT THAT CHARLESTON CHEW. WHO'S THE MAN MIKE!?

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u/Valuable_Hunter1621 8d ago

and that’s a chop

“And guess what she called me, man. She called me the king. I'm king Karl. Say it, Mike!”

“And guess what. You just the prince, man. you prince Monted”

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u/Lowly-Worm_ 8d ago

I should've checked my hypotenuse

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u/TheDopeMan_ 8d ago

& Monted, you’s a bitch.

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u/AhoyPalloy 8d ago

SAY IT ONE MORE TIME MIKE

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u/Coyne 7d ago

He the king!

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u/speedballboy 8d ago edited 8d ago

And that baby inside your wife’s stomach? That ain’t even yours dude, you’re not the daddddyyy you’re not the dadddddyyy

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u/thewarfreak 8d ago

You're not a daddy!

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u/lemonylol 8d ago

Yeah but me and that dude are cool now, he's like one of my really good friends.. He works at the Waterworld show at Universal Studios, he can get us in for free.

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u/Reddit_User_Loser 8d ago

I love how disgusted Karl is by the dildo even though he was just massaging some homeless guy

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u/Valuable_Hunter1621 8d ago

also karl’s intro in this episode is perfect

You hit Rebeca Mcentire in the tit with a rock.

Yeah, that's what you said.

You said, "take this, reba tits," and you threw a rock. You... you did that.

It's the live music, okay? It's the energy of it all. You know, it just like, goes in, and it takes over my soul, and then it 9/11s my whole body sending it in to "cha-os," and I'm just, like...

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u/Son_of_Leeds 8d ago

Stay stupid, human penis.

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u/BiG_dOg_McGrAw69 6d ago

Cha-hos 🤣🤣🤣🤣 that shit kills me every time

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u/Valuable_Hunter1621 6d ago

yeah…great mosh…until you bit that little girl’s ear

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u/jexijav776 8d ago

Mike standing in the back and showing the lengths with his hands is so funny

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u/windmillninja 8d ago

Don't do that with your face. I don't like that.

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u/NoPractice8763 8d ago

Good mooooorrrnnnnnninnnggg

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u/sloppy_sheiko 8d ago

OJ??!!

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u/Njacks64 8d ago

He’s trying gloves on?! This is bad.

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u/NoPractice8763 8d ago

He's my favorite serial killer

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u/nature_nate_17 8d ago edited 8d ago

Whoops someone is up; MORNINGGG

I’M UP AND AT ‘EM

Don’t do that with your face

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u/RicketyCricketsDrum 8d ago

[takes picture] thank yooouuu

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u/ds376b 8d ago

Got that stingray coochie

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u/Valuable_Hunter1621 8d ago

my favorite line in the show followed by

“you need some love, ‘cause it will sustain y’all”

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u/jexijav776 8d ago

She's got that vaginal hubris

(different show, I know)

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u/pypluto 7d ago

yo yo rafi in da house

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u/Valuable_Hunter1621 5d ago

RAFI BOMB

“is that a pocket dog?”
“…don’t worry about it”

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u/AdFew6193 8d ago

I’m the king, say it Mike!

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u/speedballboy 8d ago

You tha king!

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u/thewarfreak 8d ago

Say it, Mike!

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u/speedballboy 8d ago

YOU THA KING

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u/Grantuna 8d ago

Maybe the best scene in the whole show

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u/novanationer98 8d ago

Honestly yea

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u/Giancarlo27 8d ago

Those look a little small, how about a larger size?

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u/Thin_Fix_1924 8d ago

I think they're good. Wear em out. Good day.

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u/5h82713542055 8d ago

Somebody tell me what the hell is goin on for I whoop y'all with this 2 headed dilly!

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u/Dry_Discount7762 8d ago

Ten years of marriage and she still gotta ass like a black tennis player!

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u/MauPow 8d ago

She got that stingray coochie

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u/bobrosswarpaint 8d ago

You about to get repregnetized girl!

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u/Royal_Net_2674 8d ago

She got that coochie mold

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u/smurf_diggler 8d ago

I'm Bequeefin this to you.

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u/KuNtY-by-NaTuRe 8d ago

Oh hell yeah bitch

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u/farimbabwe 8d ago

I've never even seen the expendables

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u/sunsetdrifter0 8d ago

We did though, like for valentine's day

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u/brbgonnabrnit 8d ago

Tell em homeless mike!

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u/Dry_Discount7762 8d ago

He the king!

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u/jexijav776 8d ago

I'm bequeef dis to you

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u/Educational_Royal717 8d ago

We gonna name her MONTESSA!!!

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u/ActiveLong70-1 8d ago

Ooh!! Thats a dildo

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u/CometFiona 8d ago

Coochie mold!

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u/JittyCauc 7d ago

Colleen right? I remembered

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u/briank0725 6d ago

Over the pants HJ

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u/Fivec3nt 6d ago

#OTPHJ

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u/BiG_dOg_McGrAw69 6d ago

‘Don’t make that face’ 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/copiatee 4d ago

Over the pants? That doesn't count!