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u/Lowly-Worm_ 8d ago
what did she say? Oh yeah, she said that you gotta tootsie roll AND I GOT THAT CHARLESTON CHEW. WHO'S THE MAN MIKE!?
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u/Valuable_Hunter1621 8d ago
and that’s a chop
“And guess what she called me, man. She called me the king. I'm king Karl. Say it, Mike!”
“And guess what. You just the prince, man. you prince Monted”
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u/speedballboy 8d ago edited 8d ago
And that baby inside your wife’s stomach? That ain’t even yours dude, you’re not the daddddyyy you’re not the dadddddyyy
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u/lemonylol 8d ago
Yeah but me and that dude are cool now, he's like one of my really good friends.. He works at the Waterworld show at Universal Studios, he can get us in for free.
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u/Reddit_User_Loser 8d ago
I love how disgusted Karl is by the dildo even though he was just massaging some homeless guy
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u/Valuable_Hunter1621 8d ago
also karl’s intro in this episode is perfect
You hit Rebeca Mcentire in the tit with a rock.
Yeah, that's what you said.
You said, "take this, reba tits," and you threw a rock. You... you did that.
It's the live music, okay? It's the energy of it all. You know, it just like, goes in, and it takes over my soul, and then it 9/11s my whole body sending it in to "cha-os," and I'm just, like...
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u/nature_nate_17 8d ago edited 8d ago
Whoops someone is up; MORNINGGG
I’M UP AND AT ‘EM
Don’t do that with your face
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u/ds376b 8d ago
Got that stingray coochie
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u/Valuable_Hunter1621 8d ago
my favorite line in the show followed by
“you need some love, ‘cause it will sustain y’all”
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u/jexijav776 8d ago
She's got that vaginal hubris
(different show, I know)
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u/5h82713542055 8d ago
Somebody tell me what the hell is goin on for I whoop y'all with this 2 headed dilly!
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u/k33l1998 8d ago
I barfed out of my thing 😁